Home Gaming Army Of Two Being Delayed Because It Sucks?

Army Of Two Being Delayed Because It Sucks?

1 min read

This was one of my most anticipated games earlier this year but now after reading some comments from the writers of the Xbox World Magazine it seems like this could well be a terrible failure…

As it stands, Army of Two is a juvenile swear-fest with clumsy controls, a story apparently penned by a seven year old who hates them ay-rabs, laughable level design that tosses you into a cut-scene every thirty seconds, sub Perfect Dark Zero graphics and the two least likable characters in gaming history. We’d rather play as a Bubsy the Bobcat/Raiden from Metal Gear Solid tag-team than these two douchebags. The delay is a stay of execution. It has four months to get even vaguely good. Hope for a miracle.

So the best it can hope right now is that Kane & Lynch steal the least likeable character award instead…

What a pity, hopefully though someone noticed the hype that built up around this game purely due to it’s co-op nature and will try again now.

Army Of Two: Army Of Two Delayed Because It’s, Well, Rubbish?

Last Updated: December 7, 2007


  1. Ruslan

    December 7, 2007 at 07:00

    BF:BC FTW! 🙂


  2. Redzombie

    December 7, 2007 at 07:01

    Lair, Army of two, Kane & Lynch FF11…the list of next gen disappointments continue…some even complain about assassins creed… must say the single player of halo 3 was a major disappointment for me, and orange box on my 360 just as big disappointment…and now we see that the ps3 version is even worse.. Honestly, i think the reviewrs just see screenshots and some mock up gameplay and then get excited and sweep up the rest… they should wait till they have playable code before giving their opinion..


  3. doobiwan

    December 7, 2007 at 08:51

    Look be fair, there have always been mediocre and c@rp games, but with things as they are, there are so many companies competing for mind share and the games are now so expensive to produce and buy there’s no space for “average” games anymore.


  4. LazySAGamer

    December 7, 2007 at 09:02

    @Redzombie.. YOu didn’t like Orange Box?? I thought it was awesome


  5. Redzombie

    December 7, 2007 at 10:10

    Nope… didnt at all.. I was a huge fan of halflife 1…why no halflife multplayer?


  6. SlippyMadFrog

    December 10, 2007 at 10:27

    Redzombie, just out of curiosity, did you play through HL2, ep1 and ep2? Half-life 2 is one of the greatest games ever made, what aspect of the game didn’t you like?


  7. Mike69Mohr

    March 6, 2008 at 17:41

    You all are a bunch of dipshits, army of two is awsome. suck my dick.


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Check Also

Taking a Look at Dark Edition Animal Crossing “Freak Crossing”

As a long-time fan of the Animal Crossing series, I couldn’t contain my excitement w…