Creepy stalking sim game Hello Neighbor is finally out on December 8

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Hello Neighbor 2

I always feel like, somebody’s watching meeeeeeee…

You ever feel like your neighbour’s are up to…something. That something nefarious might be going down in their homes, illicit activities that the walls between your plots separate? Who knows what they could be up to. Maybe they’re smuggling Orcas, maybe they’re running an illegal professional wrestling gambling racket.

Ten to one odds on Bo Dallas beating John Cena for the WWE Universal championship? I’ll take those odds. Anyway, your neighbours might be up to something or they might not be trafficking copious amounts of black market fidget spinners through their houses. Your friendly pal next door in Hello Neighbor however?

Definitely up to something, and it’s up to you to get to the bottom of his schemes. After plenty of development time, the Dynamic Pixels title is finally ready to go for a full retail release on December 8. Here’s a creepy pair of trailers to remind you to never trust anyone with a moustache that luxurious:

According to Dynamic Pixels, you can expect a stalkerish playthrough that’ll last anywhere from 5-8 hours on average. If you’re looking to do a speedrun and you know every shortcut and trick in the book after a few sessions of Hello Neighbor, you can slash that playtime to around two and a half of your precious hours.

Last Updated: December 6, 2017

Darryn Bonthuys

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