DO YOU LIKE EXPLOSIONS?!

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WELL TOUGH SH*T IF YOU DON’T! IT’S TORGUE FAWKES NIGHT TONIGHT MOTHER-F***ER! MRREEEEOOOWWW WOOOWWEEEEWOOOOWWOEEEWO! EXPLOSIONS! REMEMBER TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND TO ATTEND DESIGNATED AREAS WITHIN WHICH TO ENJOY YOUR EXPLOSIONS! NOTHING IS MANLIER THAN MAKING AN EVENT SAFE FOR ALL AND RESPECTING ANIMALS WHO CANNOT ADJUST TO LOUD NOISES ON THIS ONE NIGHT OF THE YEAR!

Last Updated: November 5, 2014

Darryn Bonthuys

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