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Drunken Robot Pornography gets Steamy

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Drunken robot pornography

You remember that awesome 80s song from the Waitresses? I Know What Boys Like is a modern classic, and seems to be the mantra of some game developers. Booze? Robots? Porn? Well, all you need is a steak/hamburger and you’ve got a Dennis Leary Cure for Cancer standup.

Okay, so the pornography part is only in the name and doesn’t seem accurate unless you’re a mecha. Perhaps I should start from the beginning.

Drunken Robot Pornography is a first-person bullet-hell shooter featuring giant robots, cocktails and jetpacks. It has launched on Steam and is on special. The premise of the game is that you used to own a bar, but gave your robot bartender sentience so that he could empathize with customers. He went crazy as a result, burning down your bar and running off with your 12 exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, they return to attack Boston with drones, Titans and the 12 “Drunken Robot Centerfolds”.

Check out the hilarious launch trailer:

It seems that the game is just a pure romp. Stupid, silly and filled with bullets, jetpacks and robots – I can’t imagine anything more fun, except of course Titanfall. Plus, you can mix cocktails for your friends or create maps and titans. With so much customization, you can get a robot centerfold exactly to your liking – just be sure not to get over excited. With all that robot pornography, your computer might just overheat and blow its coolant system all over your desk.

Last Updated: February 21, 2014

55 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief in Vegas

    February 21, 2014 at 14:10

    O_O

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  2. Unavengedavo

    February 21, 2014 at 14:16

    I have had enough googly eyed porn for one day thank you very much O_o

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    • RinceandLeSIGH

      February 21, 2014 at 14:20

      Let me drop this here* “But has the MSSA?” *RUNS

      Reply

    • Umar Reborn

      February 21, 2014 at 14:39

      Damn Zoe…….freaking hell

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      • Her Highness the Hipster

        February 21, 2014 at 14:51

        i have a way about me πŸ™‚

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        • Umar Reborn

          February 21, 2014 at 14:52

          There was a hairy one too….A HAIRY ONE!! lol

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        • Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula

          February 21, 2014 at 14:53

          Standard questions I ask myself before reading an Lazygamer article:
          Is it written by Zoe?
          If so, do I have extra money to spend in my wallet?

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  3. RinceandLeSIGH

    February 21, 2014 at 14:20

    That is AWESOME πŸ™‚ All levels of awesome crazy!

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  4. Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula

    February 21, 2014 at 14:23

    Over the course of 2 days only 1 other person seems to be interested in playing Loadout tonight.
    Real pity as the game is dam fun.

    If anyone changes their minds here’s the discussion I created 2 days ago http://steamcommunity.com/groups/lazygamer/discussions/0/540734168245236082/?tscn=1392979209

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    • RinceandLeSIGH

      February 21, 2014 at 14:25

      Eh? I thought Trevor, Squirrel, the Admiral were at least also joining?

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      • Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula

        February 21, 2014 at 14:27

        Nope. Apparently just me and Serriath.
        I’ve got Trevor already listed as a friend so I’ll invite him but no idea about anyone else.

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        • RinceandLeSIGH

          February 21, 2014 at 14:39

          Oh, and Gavin and Zoe?

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          • Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula

            February 21, 2014 at 14:40

            No idea.
            I’m starting to think the Steam group is deader than the MSSA’s website. XP

          • RinceandLeSIGH

            February 21, 2014 at 14:45

          • Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula

            February 21, 2014 at 14:48

            That website has been there for more than 6 seconds.

            Although it was probably put together in 6 seconds.

          • Her Highness the Hipster

            February 21, 2014 at 14:55

            gavin, geoff and i will be there! i’m even using the husband’s PC so i can play. also, haven’t been on steam in over a week because of stupid review game πŸ˜›

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 21, 2014 at 14:25

      I want to play, haven’t looked in on the group though so didn’t see the discussion.

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    • Umar Reborn

      February 21, 2014 at 14:38

      Hopefully joining tonight!

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      • RinceandLeSIGH

        February 21, 2014 at 14:41

        See @Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula:disqus you have some Lightening love! 0-O

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        • Umar Reborn

          February 21, 2014 at 14:42

          Attack Attack Attack…RUINGA!!

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          • RinceandLeSIGH

            February 21, 2014 at 14:46

            HAHAHA! You cannot touch me, I’ve been made immortal by the all mighty MSSA!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 21, 2014 at 15:00

            MeeSSA no touchee yousa nowsa.

          • Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula

            February 21, 2014 at 15:01

            Haha.

          • RinceandLeSIGH

            February 21, 2014 at 15:03

            That’s about the right level of stupid they displayed today πŸ™‚

          • Unavengedavo

            February 21, 2014 at 15:06

            How so? O_o

          • RinceandLeSIGH

            February 21, 2014 at 15:07

            Well, if you fly close to the sun you get burned, if you venture close to the cold, dead heart of the MSSA, you come back… Different…

    • Unavengedavo

      February 21, 2014 at 15:03

      I will try and join tonight, will most likely be playing as UnavengedAvo

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      • Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula

        February 21, 2014 at 15:10

        Your name finally makes sense to me.
        All this time I thought it was just a random collection of verbs and consonants.

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        • Unavengedavo

          February 21, 2014 at 15:18

          Bwahahahaha… Now why would i do something as nonsensical as that?

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          • Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula

            February 21, 2014 at 15:23

            Have you SEEN the videos you post?

          • Unavengedavo

            February 21, 2014 at 15:35

            Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?

  5. Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula

    February 21, 2014 at 14:29

    On topic: DRUNKEN ROBOT BATTLE ROYALE!!! DRUNKEN ROBOT BATTLE ROYALE!!! DRUNKEN ROBOT BATTLE ROYALE!!! DRUNKEN ROBOT BATTLE ROYALE!!! DRUNKEN ROBOT BATTLE ROYALE!!!

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    • RinceandLeSIGH

      February 21, 2014 at 14:40

      I wish I had a PC capable of playing it! I would be there!

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        February 21, 2014 at 14:44

        … and screen captured! Rince wishes he had a PC.

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        • RinceandLeSIGH

          February 21, 2014 at 15:08

          *Capable of playing it. Fixed for you πŸ˜›

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          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

            February 21, 2014 at 15:09

            Still wishing for PC

          • RinceandLeSIGH

            February 21, 2014 at 15:10

            I have a PC and he knows it πŸ˜›

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 21, 2014 at 15:11

            No, you have a word processor, not a PC.

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

            February 21, 2014 at 15:12

            The calculator that could

          • RinceandLeSIGH

            February 21, 2014 at 15:13

            Cheap word processor AND capable of showing movies, thank you very much.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 21, 2014 at 15:11

            Too late!

          • RinceandLeSIGH

            February 21, 2014 at 15:12

            Oi, that was there before, I haven’t edited anything you cheap whore.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 21, 2014 at 15:13

            I know. But it won’t be once I’m done editing it.

          • RinceandLeSIGH

            February 21, 2014 at 15:16

            Careful, my other brother can photoshop like a king, and he’s permanently angry 0-O

          • Unavengedavo

            February 21, 2014 at 15:17

            But I think he would most likely side with Trevor πŸ˜›

          • RinceandLeSIGH

            February 21, 2014 at 15:18

            No one sides with Trevor, he’s #foreverSP πŸ˜‰

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 21, 2014 at 18:28

            As I always tell the ladies at work when playing them against each other – there’s only 1 side – my side.

          • Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula

            February 21, 2014 at 15:17

            OVG is your older brother?

          • RinceandLeSIGH

            February 21, 2014 at 15:19

            Firstly LOL for putting ‘always angry’ and OVG together, and secondly yeah, thought everyone knew πŸ™‚

          • Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula

            February 21, 2014 at 15:22

            If I knew then I forgot.
            I can’t remember most people’s names, faces or family.

            Weirdly enough just saying I can’t remember them helps me remember.

          • RinceandLeSIGH

            February 21, 2014 at 15:24

            Know the feeling. If you are in Cape Town you must come meet up with all of us for a pint.

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 21, 2014 at 14:42

      Go home robot, you’re drunk. Or lubed. I’m not sure how it works for robots.

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    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      February 21, 2014 at 15:07

      Greetings fellow HIMYM fan!

      Internet 5!

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      • Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula

        February 21, 2014 at 15:14

        I’ve actually only watched half that episode.
        I was referring to the other trailer they have on Steam.
        I’ve now got the above chorus stuck in my head.

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        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

          February 21, 2014 at 17:04

          I realised later on that I was thinking of robot wrestling. I have failed as a “fan” of HIMYM *sobs*

          Reply

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