Drunken Robot Pornography gets Steamy

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Drunken robot pornography

You remember that awesome 80s song from the Waitresses? I Know What Boys Like is a modern classic, and seems to be the mantra of some game developers. Booze? Robots? Porn? Well, all you need is a steak/hamburger and you’ve got a Dennis Leary Cure for Cancer standup.

Okay, so the pornography part is only in the name and doesn’t seem accurate unless you’re a mecha. Perhaps I should start from the beginning.

Drunken Robot Pornography is a first-person bullet-hell shooter featuring giant robots, cocktails and jetpacks. It has launched on Steam and is on special. The premise of the game is that you used to own a bar, but gave your robot bartender sentience so that he could empathize with customers. He went crazy as a result, burning down your bar and running off with your 12 exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, they return to attack Boston with drones, Titans and the 12 “Drunken Robot Centerfolds”.

Check out the hilarious launch trailer:

It seems that the game is just a pure romp. Stupid, silly and filled with bullets, jetpacks and robots – I can’t imagine anything more fun, except of course Titanfall. Plus, you can mix cocktails for your friends or create maps and titans. With so much customization, you can get a robot centerfold exactly to your liking – just be sure not to get over excited. With all that robot pornography, your computer might just overheat and blow its coolant system all over your desk.

Last Updated: February 21, 2014

Zoe Hawkins

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