You remember that awesome 80s song from the Waitresses? I Know What Boys Like is a modern classic, and seems to be the mantra of some game developers. Booze? Robots? Porn? Well, all you need is a steak/hamburger and you’ve got a Dennis Leary Cure for Cancer standup.
Okay, so the pornography part is only in the name and doesn’t seem accurate unless you’re a mecha. Perhaps I should start from the beginning.
Drunken Robot Pornography is a first-person bullet-hell shooter featuring giant robots, cocktails and jetpacks. It has launched on Steam and is on special. The premise of the game is that you used to own a bar, but gave your robot bartender sentience so that he could empathize with customers. He went crazy as a result, burning down your bar and running off with your 12 exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, they return to attack Boston with drones, Titans and the 12 “Drunken Robot Centerfolds”.
Check out the hilarious launch trailer:
It seems that the game is just a pure romp. Stupid, silly and filled with bullets, jetpacks and robots – I can’t imagine anything more fun, except of course Titanfall. Plus, you can mix cocktails for your friends or create maps and titans. With so much customization, you can get a robot centerfold exactly to your liking – just be sure not to get over excited. With all that robot pornography, your computer might just overheat and blow its coolant system all over your desk.
Last Updated: February 21, 2014
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 21, 2014 at 14:10
O_O
Unavengedavo
February 21, 2014 at 14:16
I have had enough googly eyed porn for one day thank you very much O_o
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 14:20
Let me drop this here* “But has the MSSA?” *RUNS
Umar Reborn
February 21, 2014 at 14:39
Damn Zoe…….freaking hell
Her Highness the Hipster
February 21, 2014 at 14:51
i have a way about me 🙂
Umar Reborn
February 21, 2014 at 14:52
There was a hairy one too….A HAIRY ONE!! lol
Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula
February 21, 2014 at 14:53
Standard questions I ask myself before reading an Lazygamer article:
Is it written by Zoe?
If so, do I have extra money to spend in my wallet?
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 14:20
That is AWESOME 🙂 All levels of awesome crazy!
Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula
February 21, 2014 at 14:23
Over the course of 2 days only 1 other person seems to be interested in playing Loadout tonight.
Real pity as the game is dam fun.
If anyone changes their minds here’s the discussion I created 2 days ago http://steamcommunity.com/groups/lazygamer/discussions/0/540734168245236082/?tscn=1392979209
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 14:25
Eh? I thought Trevor, Squirrel, the Admiral were at least also joining?
Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula
February 21, 2014 at 14:27
Nope. Apparently just me and Serriath.
I’ve got Trevor already listed as a friend so I’ll invite him but no idea about anyone else.
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 14:39
Oh, and Gavin and Zoe?
Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula
February 21, 2014 at 14:40
No idea.
I’m starting to think the Steam group is deader than the MSSA’s website. XP
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 14:45
Ouch! Too soon, then again, anything would be! http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p762/xmywastedyouth/tumblr_lr89lahRiE1qduy16o2_400_zps67323016.gif
Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula
February 21, 2014 at 14:48
That website has been there for more than 6 seconds.
Although it was probably put together in 6 seconds.
Her Highness the Hipster
February 21, 2014 at 14:55
gavin, geoff and i will be there! i’m even using the husband’s PC so i can play. also, haven’t been on steam in over a week because of stupid review game 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 21, 2014 at 14:25
I want to play, haven’t looked in on the group though so didn’t see the discussion.
Umar Reborn
February 21, 2014 at 14:38
Hopefully joining tonight!
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 14:41
See @Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula:disqus you have some Lightening love! 0-O
Umar Reborn
February 21, 2014 at 14:42
Attack Attack Attack…RUINGA!!
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 14:46
HAHAHA! You cannot touch me, I’ve been made immortal by the all mighty MSSA!
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 21, 2014 at 15:00
MeeSSA no touchee yousa nowsa.
Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula
February 21, 2014 at 15:01
Haha.
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 15:03
That’s about the right level of stupid they displayed today 🙂
Unavengedavo
February 21, 2014 at 15:06
How so? O_o
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 15:07
Well, if you fly close to the sun you get burned, if you venture close to the cold, dead heart of the MSSA, you come back… Different…
Unavengedavo
February 21, 2014 at 15:03
I will try and join tonight, will most likely be playing as UnavengedAvo
Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula
February 21, 2014 at 15:10
Your name finally makes sense to me.
All this time I thought it was just a random collection of verbs and consonants.
Unavengedavo
February 21, 2014 at 15:18
Bwahahahaha… Now why would i do something as nonsensical as that?
Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula
February 21, 2014 at 15:23
Have you SEEN the videos you post?
Unavengedavo
February 21, 2014 at 15:35
Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula
February 21, 2014 at 14:29
On topic: DRUNKEN ROBOT BATTLE ROYALE!!! DRUNKEN ROBOT BATTLE ROYALE!!! DRUNKEN ROBOT BATTLE ROYALE!!! DRUNKEN ROBOT BATTLE ROYALE!!! DRUNKEN ROBOT BATTLE ROYALE!!!
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 14:40
I wish I had a PC capable of playing it! I would be there!
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 21, 2014 at 14:44
… and screen captured! Rince wishes he had a PC.
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 15:08
*Capable of playing it. Fixed for you 😛
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
February 21, 2014 at 15:09
Still wishing for PC
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 15:10
I have a PC and he knows it 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 21, 2014 at 15:11
No, you have a word processor, not a PC.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
February 21, 2014 at 15:12
The calculator that could
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 15:13
Cheap word processor AND capable of showing movies, thank you very much.
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 21, 2014 at 15:11
Too late!
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 15:12
Oi, that was there before, I haven’t edited anything you cheap whore.
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 21, 2014 at 15:13
I know. But it won’t be once I’m done editing it.
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 15:16
Careful, my other brother can photoshop like a king, and he’s permanently angry 0-O
Unavengedavo
February 21, 2014 at 15:17
But I think he would most likely side with Trevor 😛
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 15:18
No one sides with Trevor, he’s #foreverSP 😉
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 21, 2014 at 18:28
As I always tell the ladies at work when playing them against each other – there’s only 1 side – my side.
Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula
February 21, 2014 at 15:17
OVG is your older brother?
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 15:19
Firstly LOL for putting ‘always angry’ and OVG together, and secondly yeah, thought everyone knew 🙂
Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula
February 21, 2014 at 15:22
If I knew then I forgot.
I can’t remember most people’s names, faces or family.
Weirdly enough just saying I can’t remember them helps me remember.
RinceandLeSIGH
February 21, 2014 at 15:24
Know the feeling. If you are in Cape Town you must come meet up with all of us for a pint.
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 21, 2014 at 14:42
Go home robot, you’re drunk. Or lubed. I’m not sure how it works for robots.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
February 21, 2014 at 15:07
Greetings fellow HIMYM fan!
Internet 5!
Kensei Seraph Lazygamer Regula
February 21, 2014 at 15:14
I’ve actually only watched half that episode.
I was referring to the other trailer they have on Steam.
I’ve now got the above chorus stuck in my head.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
February 21, 2014 at 17:04
I realised later on that I was thinking of robot wrestling. I have failed as a “fan” of HIMYM *sobs*