Look, I get you. Losing weight is hard and who wants to go spend an hour a day in a gym pushing heavy stuff around? There is a simpler solution at hand though, and even better, it allows you to eat whatever you want whenever you want. Because trust me, after you see D’Vorah’s fatality in Mortal Kombat 11? Nothing in your stomach is staying put. So here you go, some quality content (IT’S NOT A SLOW NEWS DAY DAMMIT I JUST LIKE FREAKING PEOPLE OUT!) for you to…chew on:
Yeah, I’m not only going to be vomiting all my weight away, I’m probably never sleeping ever again thanks to D’Vorah’s torso spider offspring power. Someone fetch me the biggest fly swatter that you can find.
Last Updated: April 15, 2019