A lot of games are getting announced in these weeks leading up to E3 – it’s making me worried that the awesome reveal and surprise at the event will be diminished. However, EA will be showing off some new things – any guess as to what?
According to Geoff Keighley on twitter:
EA World Premiere at E3 coming live to Spike TV on June 9, 1 hour press conference with six new game reveals as part of our E3 All Access.
— Geoff Keighley (@geoffkeighley) May 6, 2014
I’m excited for some of the games EA could be showing us at E3. Obviously we will have to get a glimpse of Dragon Age: Inquisition and probably some updates on The Sims 4. Star Wars: Battlefront has also been confirmed as one of the games getting shown off during E3. I wonder what else we can expect – some Mirror’s Edge? Visceral Games’ Star Wars game? Presumably we will also get to lay eyes on the new, Shepard-free Mass Effect 4.
Then again, EA also has their entire sports line up. Could we see a new NBA/Madden/FIFA game on show? Would that even be worthy of a new game reveal tweet? It’s simply to be expected. That said, imagine an EA Sports version of other sports previously never included. Baseball, Cricket, Rugby or Curling could all be unique EA Sports titles that we might (but probably won’t) see revealed at E3.
I’m always so hyped for these press conferences, until they descend into PR nonsense. Let’s just hope that they keep the focus on the games, and keep the energy high. Oh, who am I kidding, they’ll parade some sports stars I can’t name on the stage and Darryn will have to use a taser on me to keep me electrified.
Last Updated: May 20, 2014
UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy
May 20, 2014 at 09:22
They probably count all the bugs they need to fix in BF4 as separate games they are releasing…
Kensei Seraph
May 20, 2014 at 09:48
Wouldn’t they be releasing a lot more than 6 games then?
RinceofFuturePast
May 20, 2014 at 09:50
Comment of the week there 😉
UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy
May 20, 2014 at 12:27
Why thank you… First time I had a featured comment… I think this might change me though! THE FAME! o/
Umar_Zero
May 20, 2014 at 09:24
I bet they all have tiny wee wees
Dutch Matrix
May 20, 2014 at 09:26
Now how did we get to this?
Umar_Zero
May 20, 2014 at 09:27
Did you see how tight those jean pants are? No normal wee wee would survive
Dutch Matrix
May 20, 2014 at 09:29
I tend NOT to look too closely at the crotch areas of mens jeans…
Umar_Zero
May 20, 2014 at 09:30
It’s only natural
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2014 at 09:31
Especially in Thailand. Men and “Women”
Umar_Zero
May 20, 2014 at 09:32
No difference man so it’s all good…
VampyreSquirrel
May 20, 2014 at 09:36
isn’t it “WOAH man!”?
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2014 at 09:37
LOL, or like Allen asked in Hangover 2. “Is this a magic show?”
Dutch Matrix
May 20, 2014 at 09:33
What’s natural? To imagine the size of a guy’s wee-wee by staring at his crotch? 🙂
I’m #weirdandlovingit then… 😛
Umar_Zero
May 20, 2014 at 09:35
LOL Only natural, yeah we all humans, like Hammer mentioned, In Thailand, we’re all the same lol
Rags
May 20, 2014 at 10:30
Rofl!
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2014 at 09:27
Almost thought it was the cast for the new FF game in the header
Dutch Matrix
May 20, 2014 at 09:34
That would explain why @umarbastra:disqus is paying so much attention to their crotch areas…
Admiral Chief in Space
May 20, 2014 at 09:36
Agreed
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2014 at 09:35
Nah, no pink chest hair.
Admiral Chief in Space
May 20, 2014 at 09:36
LOOOOOOOOLZ
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2014 at 09:36
Stylish hair though
Umar_Zero
May 20, 2014 at 09:37
Love this statement. but they’re never so ripped.
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2014 at 09:39
Well you never really see any of the bare chested
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2014 at 09:41
That’s because then you’d be able to tell if the character is a girl or boy, maybe.
RinceofFuturePast
May 20, 2014 at 09:29
I’m disgusted by the blatant use of male sexuality in this header Zoe. Not only are you dehumanising them but you are obviously enjoy the fact you are doing it. I can only hope that someone with the power will teach you the error of your ways. I will pray for you.
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2014 at 09:30
Looking at it again, this might be an opening scene for a porno.
Umar_Zero
May 20, 2014 at 09:32
Listen to this then look at the header
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=porno+music
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2014 at 09:32
Bwahahaha
Umar_Zero
May 20, 2014 at 09:30
Where’s the documentary!
Admiral Chief in Space
May 20, 2014 at 09:31
I suggest sensitivity training
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2014 at 09:33
He can start by reading this
http://www.lazygamer.net/general-news/ffd-are-we-all-becoming-too-sensitive/
RinceofFuturePast
May 20, 2014 at 09:34
Yes. I think you are onto something…
Her Highness the Hipster
May 20, 2014 at 09:37
i’m plenty sensitive *wags eyebrows*
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2014 at 09:56
Before or after Darryn tazes you?
RinceofFuturePast
May 20, 2014 at 09:57
Depends where…
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2014 at 09:33
This has nothing to do with sexuality! Clearly it’s damnable pro-beef propaganda aimed at us naturally living vegans. I see right through you Zoe.
RinceofFuturePast
May 20, 2014 at 09:37
HAHA! 🙂
Her Highness the Hipster
May 20, 2014 at 09:36
yup, it’s all about the female gaze! 🙂
RinceofFuturePast
May 20, 2014 at 09:37
Next you’ll be pushing for a ‘gamer guy’ mag that has scantily clad men holding their controllers in front of their… Controllers 0-O Nah, what moron would do that…
Admiral Chief in Space
May 20, 2014 at 09:40
STAHP YOU ARE GIVING THEM IDEAS!!!!!!
InsanityFlea
May 20, 2014 at 09:41
Females don’t work the same, they will have sales,clothes & shoes on the front cover. Not men.
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:41
You sexist! What if I wanted shoes on the cover?
RinceofFuturePast
May 20, 2014 at 09:42
Exactly! Or eyeliner/glasses!
Admiral Chief in Space
May 20, 2014 at 09:43
Or Egyptian queen references
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:45
I’ll drop a pyramid on you!
I think we’ve gotten to the point now where people are going to start thinking I actually did wear eyeliner.
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:43
Hey hey hey
Can a man not make a statement without getting his make-up preferences involved?
Admiral Chief in Space
May 20, 2014 at 09:43
There should only be ONE make-up preference for any man:
NONE!
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:44
Except for Trevor though, he needs the foundation to cover his greyish blue skin.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2014 at 09:45
That’s racist.
Admiral Chief in Space
May 20, 2014 at 09:46
Agreed, that even hurt me knowing you got hurt
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:46
Isn’t it more speciest?
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2014 at 09:47
Only if I consider you lot to be a “species”.
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:48
I’m not?
I’m a heterosapien! 😉
Admiral Chief in Space
May 20, 2014 at 09:48
What is your special ability? Something with pyramids?
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:49
No
Sheesh
Obviously Sphinx’s
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2014 at 09:50
Wow. Door wide open for a comment about his mummy. Opportunity missed!
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:50
I realised what I’d done only after I posted. I was more afraid of a cat reference tbh.
Admiral Chief in Space
May 20, 2014 at 09:58
Nah, we are friends, else it would have been much worse
Admiral Chief in Space
May 20, 2014 at 09:58
Is that what she said to you?
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2014 at 10:00
So you didn’t miss the opportunity with yours? O_o
VampyreSquirrel
May 20, 2014 at 10:02
That’s colorist… Chode is purple!
RinceofFuturePast
May 20, 2014 at 09:46
Haha! That was in retaliation to your comment above 😉
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:47
And here I was thinking I complimented you. :/
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2014 at 09:47
What WERE you thinking? No one ever says anything nice about him.
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:48
lol
Thought I’d shake things up a bit.
RinceofFuturePast
May 20, 2014 at 09:48
Hehehe 😉
InsanityFlea
May 20, 2014 at 09:43
I’m swallowing a fork as I type this o.0
KB
May 20, 2014 at 11:48
Joystick, there fixed it for you… ;p
Ultimo_Cleric N7
May 20, 2014 at 09:53
The female gaze? Geez, that’s really a crass way to talk about the lesbian readers out there Zoe.
They dont even like guys. Geez.
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:39
Knowing you Rince, there is just so much wrong with this statement it blows my mind 😉
Dutch Matrix
May 20, 2014 at 09:54
Who does an atheist pray to?
RinceofFuturePast
May 20, 2014 at 09:56
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Dutch Matrix
May 20, 2014 at 10:08
I have nothing more to say…
Matthew Holliday
May 20, 2014 at 11:56
The observable universe:
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2014 at 09:30
Really wanna see Battlefront, still don’t want to spend my money on EA though. Feels like I’m supporting something evil like terrorists or seal clubbing
Kromas
May 20, 2014 at 09:33
I am gonna feel like Doug in Up. Dragons Age is gonna be … STAR WARS! …. a really fun game.
InsanityFlea
May 20, 2014 at 09:35
Not even current games work properly.
InsanityFlea
May 20, 2014 at 09:37
Most probably a Fifa world cup edition. (Brazil)
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:46
-Fifa 2015
“Kick a ball with a different character!”
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:38
And I will be watching to see which six games I won’t be buying.
RinceofFuturePast
May 20, 2014 at 09:39
More microtransactions? NFL, NBA…
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:40
Don’t forget… DO, NOT, BUY…
derp
May 20, 2014 at 09:40
inb4:
Mass Effect: Elcor Edition.
An unforgettable 300000 hour experience.
Kromas
May 20, 2014 at 09:51
Where you play as Blasto?
Matthew Holliday
May 20, 2014 at 10:22
Mass Effect Magazine editor Tycoon: Fornax edition.
EvaBrain
May 20, 2014 at 09:47
Games for adults Six Packs on girls http://bit.ly/1ngIPEi
CAE9872
May 20, 2014 at 09:47
Well by 6 could be FIFA, NBA, Madden, NHL…then Star Wars and perhaps Mirrors Edge. Hopefully they have something brand new never before seen.
What about that Battlefield Cops type thing? They so desperate to take on CoD that they will want an annual franchise.
Ultimo_Cleric N7
May 20, 2014 at 09:48
FIFA 2014/15/16/17/18. And Battlefront.
InsanityFlea
May 20, 2014 at 09:49
Well, Star Wars Battlefront is Dice with Frostbite engine. We all know how well it worked out for them on BF4 {shudder}
I’m calling it now, more bugs than the red light district.
MakeItLegal
May 20, 2014 at 09:49
um “new” or new “sequels” because i think there in lies the difference
i bet its all just sequels, rehashs of what we have played before bla bla bla
VampyreSquirrel
May 20, 2014 at 09:51
New Mass Effect game… Mass Effect ONLINE… F2P, Pay to win, micro transactions galore, ABSOLUTE failure!
*runs from the Mass Effect fans*
InsanityFlea
May 20, 2014 at 09:51
You recently applied for a job in marketing haven’t you? :p
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:52
EA is 70% marketing, 20% micro-trasactions (on the increase) and 10% game quality at this stage.
Kensei Seraph
May 20, 2014 at 09:54
63% marketing, 30% micro-transactions and 7% game quality seems more accurate right now.
VampyreSquirrel
May 20, 2014 at 09:56
I wouldn’t have mentioned Pay to win or micro transactions if I had gone into marketing… that would only be mentioned 2 weeks before release when we make the big “Free to Play” reveal with dodgy game play videos.
Kensei Seraph
May 20, 2014 at 09:52
Don’t worry, no one could be that evil, not even EA.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2014 at 09:53
Your innocence sparkles like a bright star.
Kensei Seraph
May 20, 2014 at 09:54
What colour is it?
Green, red or blue?
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2014 at 09:57
All of the above!
VampyreSquirrel
May 20, 2014 at 09:55
SWTOR… that’s all I’ll say.
Her Highness the Hipster
May 20, 2014 at 10:44
gah! don’t make me cry 🙁
Jedi JJ
May 20, 2014 at 09:51
I’m guessing a new Sim City.
With blackjack and hookers.
blossomsquare
May 20, 2014 at 09:59
EA will do rock again. http://bit.ly/1jl1wr2
CypherGate
May 20, 2014 at 10:02
If they announce Mass Effect 4 ill rush out RIGHT now and buy a PS4!
Matthew Holliday
May 20, 2014 at 10:23
we might get a name for the game and a micro teaser trailer, hoping for more is just a recipe for more heartbreak.
CypherGate
May 20, 2014 at 10:31
Lol thats also the case, but you never know ^_^
Her Highness the Hipster
May 20, 2014 at 10:43
i’ll be happy with any sized teaser 😉
Admiral Chief in Space
May 20, 2014 at 10:46
Any size? Is that what she said eh? XD
Alstonalston
May 20, 2014 at 10:24
Which manufactures popular action figures and board games,http://bit.ly/1h34zji
DrKiller
May 20, 2014 at 10:47
This is probably going to be one game with 5 DLCs you have to buy too… But which game…. Sim City? Sims 4? Need For Speed? BF5?
Mark Treloar
May 20, 2014 at 11:37
Honestly if its 6 new games then I hope it 6 new IP’s.
Rock789
May 20, 2014 at 13:26
EA has 2 letters in it’s name. And they’re revealing 6 new games. If you divide 6 by 2, you get 3. It’s a secret message from Valve…
Half-life 3 confirmed!
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May 20, 2014 at 16:25
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