Home Gaming FFD: Are you going to rAge?

FFD: Are you going to rAge?

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It’s that time of the year again, where South African gamers who reside in or around Johannesburg (or who don;t mind a bit of travel) get all giddy and head to rAge, the country’s premier tech and gaming expo, so see all the things they’ll be playing in the next year.

This year’s quite a big one, largely thanks to both of the next-generation consoles making an appearance before their international retail debuts; meaning you’ll get to go hands on with the PlayStation 4 and the Xbox One if you’re willing to brave the crowds.

There’s good stuff for Nintendo fans too, with Mario Kart 8 (which, take my word for it, is dead sexy) and Super Mario 3D world both making an appearance, alongside other potential Wii U winners like Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze. 3DS fans aren’t left out either, with The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds and Pokémon X&Y on show – along with the much-better-than-expected 3D-less 2DS.

And for you Pc chaps, you get to see and buy a bunch of hardware, and see games like Battlefield 4 running on hardware you wish you owned.

It’s a good time for gamers, so you really should be going. Let us know if you are, and also, let us know why you’re not going. I know last year, we almost died of it being too goddamned hot in the Dome; so space and air-conditioning could certainly be improved. rAge has perhaps outgrown the Dome…which is a good thing.

And for those of you not in the general Johannesburg metropolitan area; would you go to an event like this if it were held closer to you?

Last Updated: October 4, 2013

500 Comments

  1. Macethy

    October 4, 2013 at 10:33

    Nope, steering clear of the “really average gaming expo” this year, irrespective that the PS4 is there. It’s pretty much turned into a giant flee market.

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 4, 2013 at 10:45

      “Flee” market as in you flee from it?

      Reply

      • Devourer of Small Bunnies

        October 4, 2013 at 10:54

        haha

        Reply

      • John's better judgement

        October 4, 2013 at 11:02

        Only from the food prices

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          October 4, 2013 at 11:03

          Janee, fokkit.

          Best experience about last year, was that it ended with some bonding time with the lagz crew

          Reply

    • Devourer of Small Bunnies

      October 4, 2013 at 10:54

      Really average? Care to elaborate?

      Reply

  2. Scruff304

    October 4, 2013 at 10:34

    I would love to go to Rage one year. Just had to justify the trip from Durban.

    Reply

  3. Alien Emperor Trevor

    October 4, 2013 at 10:38

    Why would I go to rAge & endure the seething mass of filthy, sweaty humanity when I can chill with mah homies @ Banana Jim in the greatest city in the world.

    Reply

    • Devourer of Small Bunnies

      October 4, 2013 at 10:54

      Brakpan?

      Reply

      • Sentient_Slug

        October 4, 2013 at 10:56

        what a champ

        Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        October 4, 2013 at 10:56

        lulz

        Reply

    • John's better judgement

      October 4, 2013 at 11:02

      Cape Town.

      Reply

  4. Uberutang

    October 4, 2013 at 10:40

    Why travel 3000km to see stuff I can see online?

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 4, 2013 at 10:41

      To play the next gen games..

      Reply

      • Uberutang

        October 4, 2013 at 10:43

        I am on PC Timster, I always play next gen.

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 4, 2013 at 10:43

          I was waiting for that…

          Reply

          • Uberutang

            October 4, 2013 at 10:45

            I would hate to disappoint my fans.

        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          October 4, 2013 at 10:45

          BOOOOOM HEADSHOT

          Reply

          • Sentient_Slug

            October 4, 2013 at 10:57

            MASSIVE LOL!!

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:04

            GODLIKE!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:05

            Gat Kruiper!!

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:08

            I’m speaking UT here. No ‘gat kruiping’. Just felt comfortable in pc-ville

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:20

            UNSTOPPABLE!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:20

            RAMPAGE!

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:24

            BLOODBATH!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:24

            HOMOSEXUAL!!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:25

            OWNED!!

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:26

            You clever bitch

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:27

            Bitch I am not!

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:29

            Can’t be a bastard, Tanya
            But that was really good

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:34

            This person Tanya must be very famous as you speak about her so much.

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:35

            Infamy

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:38

            Famous is overrated.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:40

            *Fame*

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:43

            Not my day is it… I should think before I type.

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:43

            Start proof reading your posts?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:44

            I thought grammar and spelling did not matter on forums.

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:45

            I agree with you on that one… but Rince is on a Grammar Nazi roll today

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 11:45

            Nein!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:46

            Ten!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:48

            schrauben Sie

        • Sentient_Slug

          October 4, 2013 at 10:56

          HAHA smart ass

          Reply

        • NecroRince

          October 4, 2013 at 11:26

          Damn, that was a good slap 😉

          Reply

        • Willem Swanepoel

          October 4, 2013 at 12:14

          MMMMMMONSTER KILL Kill kill kill !!!

          Reply

  5. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    October 4, 2013 at 10:41

    *sniff* I’m not going or going to the get together because I have “responsibilities”. Sometimes I don’t like being a “grown-up” :'(

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 4, 2013 at 10:42

      Arn’t you from Cape town?

      Reply

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        October 4, 2013 at 10:42

        Nope.

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 4, 2013 at 10:43

          Joburg?

          Reply

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 10:57

            Centurion

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 10:58

            Ah that’s kak far away, I am in Roodepoort man! The WEST RAND!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:01

            I’m technically in the North rand 😛

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:05

            The Dome is like down the road from me man… Clear water is 5 min away.

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:06

            I’m about 3km from the Dome at the moment, live 5.5km away from it… and I still might not make it to rAge.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:11

            Need a good excuse for that.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:03

            Lol nice. It’s not that far. But I honestly actually have other things I need to do that I can’t get out of and busy till like 6 or 7 🙁

            I may even miss the rugby 🙁 *sniff*

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:04

            If someone would explain rugby to me, then maybe I would watch it.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:07

            You take the ball from point A to point B.

            You may not pass the ball forward. Only ever backwards.

            You may only tackle the oke with the ball and it may not be too high so as to be “dangerous” (although any tackle is in theory dangerous)

            By putting the ball down behind the goal line (while still holding it) you get 5 points. Then you get to kick at the posts. Get it over and between the middle bars and you get an extra 2 points.

            Beer and biltong are essential to watch a game

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:15

            Raging at blind refs too

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:15

            Don’t remind me. *grumble grumble*

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:19

            TOO SOON!

          • Skoobaz

            October 4, 2013 at 12:17

            Hope the welsh ref brings his guide dog to Ellis. I fear he might miss a good game though

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:18

            Dude, if he cocks this up, I fear for his safety.

            I KNOW the Boks WILL win, but, they need to win well!

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:15

            And if you pass go, you collect 200 rand

          • Sageville

            October 4, 2013 at 13:09

            WESTSIDE BIIIIAAAATCH!

            //

  6. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    October 4, 2013 at 10:42

    Nope, I live in the Republic of Cape Town

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 4, 2013 at 10:42

      That is a different country my friend.

      Reply

      • Ultimo_Cleric N7

        October 4, 2013 at 10:42

        You mean a better country

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 4, 2013 at 10:43

          Yeah you lucky bastard.

          Reply

        • Rincethis

          October 4, 2013 at 10:52

          BOOM!

          Reply

        • Vampyre Squirrel

          October 4, 2013 at 10:53

          I was in your country recently, it’s pretty awesome… because it works, unlike Jo’burg.

          Reply

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      October 4, 2013 at 10:54

      Republic of Cape Town represent!

      Reply

    • Otto_ki

      October 4, 2013 at 11:04

      Agreed we have a lovely City, that is unfortunately very far from rage. Checked flight tickets this week and a round trip will cost me 6000 Randelas, so I will be staying home playing my new humbel bundel 🙁

      Reply

      • Ultimo_Cleric N7

        October 4, 2013 at 11:25

        Please insert Grammar Nazi correction here.

        Reply

        • Otto_ki

          October 4, 2013 at 11:33

          I speak Boerewors not Muffins 🙂

          Reply

          • Ultimo_Cleric N7

            October 4, 2013 at 11:37

            HAHAHA!!! Northern Suburbs right? FOR THE WIN!!!! I grew up in the Rama. Panorama. Now I live between the mean street of Monte Vista and Welgelegen
            #thuglife#swag

          • Guest

            October 4, 2013 at 11:38

            Panorama? In da Souf? Nooit! I lived in the south until 2 weeks ago 😛

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:40

            People drive like shit in da souf!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:42

            Yeah they do

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:42

            You notice how nice they drive in CT?

          • Otto_ki

            October 4, 2013 at 11:42

            True, just mix with water and you get some of the worst scariest drivers ever 🙂

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:43

            They would do great in Gta though!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:44

            I doubt they’d get far in their modified Citi Golfs.

          • Ultimo_Cleric N7

            October 4, 2013 at 12:51

            North good sir.

          • Otto_ki

            October 4, 2013 at 11:40

            Nope in Somerset West… But close enough LOL

  7. Hammersteyn

    October 4, 2013 at 10:42

    It really grinds my nuts.Competitions,sporting events,concerts,etc. Even if you phone 5fm it’s always someone from Cape Town,Joburg,Durban and such that gets through. South Africa has 5 maybe 6 cities that matters. The rest are perceived as America sees the rest of the world. Tiny,insignificant and useless.

    To all those going have a great time. I’m greener than the Riddler with envy.

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 4, 2013 at 10:47

      There are 4 or 5 other cities in the Republic of Cape Town?

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        October 4, 2013 at 11:10

        LOL

        Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 4, 2013 at 10:48

      Where you live man?

      Reply

  8. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    October 4, 2013 at 10:42

    I was going to, even bought a banana tie, but alas… this weekend I’m heading to the South coast… because I suck… 🙁

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 4, 2013 at 10:44

      South coast is nice! Id rather be at the beach than be at rAge! Last year was f*cking hot! and inside was insanely crowded! Waited 1 hour in sun outside to get in.

      Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 4, 2013 at 10:46

      …but do you swallow or spit?

      Reply

  9. Seraphim

    October 4, 2013 at 10:43

    I’m going for the LAN… after work today.

    The expo comes second, but I will visit at some point.

    Reply

  10. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    October 4, 2013 at 10:44

    Nope.

    Too hot, too many people, and TWO kiddies parties to attend. Sometimes being a parent is tough

    Reply

    • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

      October 4, 2013 at 13:55

      Don’t you still have that restraining order in place?

      Reply

  11. eXpZA

    October 4, 2013 at 10:46

    Yeah I’ll be there. Saturday.

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 4, 2013 at 10:47

      Bring a fan with lol. Last year was too hot!

      Reply

      • eXpZA

        October 4, 2013 at 10:51

        Was there last year, spent most of the time watching football. Was pretty meh.

        Reply

  12. Umar Jaeger

    October 4, 2013 at 10:48

    Man I would love a comic-con in Cape Town….oh wait

    Reply

    • Devourer of Small Bunnies

      October 4, 2013 at 10:56

      HAHAHAHAHAHA smooth

      Reply

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      October 4, 2013 at 11:22

      One does not simply host a comic-con in Cape Town 😛

      Reply

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        October 4, 2013 at 11:22

        #trollol

        Reply

  13. Rincethis

    October 4, 2013 at 10:48

    Dammit! Why not in Cape Town! I fear the Banana Jim meet tomorrow will have Tanya in the corner bouncing around on whatever methanphetamines he loves, and me sitting alone watching the rugby… #foreverSP

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 4, 2013 at 10:48

      Dude… Um I live in joburg….

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 4, 2013 at 10:49

        …still admitting to being tanya, tisk tisk

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 4, 2013 at 10:49

          Hush…

          Reply

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 10:50

            I know man, but you’re always on my mind! You are always on myyy mind! Like syphilis..

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 10:54

            You disgust me.

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 10:54

            HAHAHAHAHA

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 10:54

            Try playing Borderlands with him and OVG… it’s disturbing at times.

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 10:55

            At times? Screw you!We are ALL THE TIMES!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:00

            Sorry, my bad! It’s ALWAYS disturbing.

            Can’t wait to do Heists with @rincethis:disqus @timster1033:disqus and OVG

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:02

            R10 says OVG drives over all of you as you leave the heist.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:03

            Dude Ill be the crazy bastard putting bombs on buses and and driving them into petrol pumps! beating them fools burning!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:13

            Andddddddddd that’s how you end up on the NSA watchlist.

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            October 4, 2013 at 11:15

            Meh, they shutdown at the moment, probably had to restart all the servers to finish installing updates…

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:15

            LULZ

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:15

            XD

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:04

            Nah, he’ll run in and get killed in the first couple seconds, then come back and run us all over.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 10:55

            Wait till you play with me! *sings* b b b baby you AINT seen NOTHING YET!!*

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:25

            Wait… you guys play Borderlands? Ah comeon lads… add me the next time.

          • Rock789

            October 4, 2013 at 11:48

            I agree… Why were we not all included on the Borderlands awesomeness? 🙁 Me sad… Sadder than a sad Panda that’s been touched by another panda… Yes – that sad!

            **damn you South Park for warping my fragile little mind!**

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:48

            LULZ

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:49

            Will tweet you when we next play… only way I’ve got contact with you lol

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 12:06

            Really? Aren’t we linked on XBL? If not, then that needs to be remedied…

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 12:12

            We’re not, I only have Rince, Tanya and OVG from LG at the moment

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:14

            So nice of you to use my slave name!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 12:15

            Lol! Anytime Tim

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 12:17

            Why’s your GamerScore so low? 😛

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:19

            Dude I had to delete my old profile as lost password and email account closed, didn’t use for 2 years. So i said screw it and deleted old account and made a new one.

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 12:21

            Ouch, that sucks!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:21

            Old score was around 55000

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 12:23

            That makes it even worse. Mine’s on 11155 at the moment… and climbing.

            Would probably help my score if I’d actually finish some of my games.

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 12:31

            Ok, will check Rincey’s friendlist and add you from there. Or just add the Colonel (that’s me) from Rincey’s list.

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 12:34

            Cool, found and request sent.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:13

            I sent you an invite

        • Rincethis

          October 4, 2013 at 10:50

          HAHAHA! WIN 🙂

          Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        October 4, 2013 at 10:49

        So you don’t deny the meth? O_o

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          October 4, 2013 at 10:49

          or the being of tanya?

          Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 4, 2013 at 10:48

      LULZ

      Reply

    • Umar Jaeger

      October 4, 2013 at 10:49

      You watch rugby????

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 4, 2013 at 10:49

        I don’t.

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          October 4, 2013 at 10:50

          That explains a helluva lot

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 10:50

            Just because I don’t watch rugby means nothing man..

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 10:50

            You’re dead to me.

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 10:51

            And me.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 10:52

            Dude I only don’t watch because I don’t understand man! I never had anyone explain the game…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 10:51

            and your the devil!

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 10:51

            *You’re

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 10:53

            SHUT UP! your You’re it’s all the same to me..

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:16

            HAHAHAHA

        • Vampyre Squirrel

          October 4, 2013 at 10:50

          I don’t either

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 10:51

            Thank god for that!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 10:51

            They can watch the rugby, and we can join up on GTA Online and pull some jobs

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 10:52

            After that watch some football 😉

        • Umar Jaeger

          October 4, 2013 at 10:52

          Neither do I…why do they pronounce it as rug-bee…isn’t it rug-bye 😛

          Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 4, 2013 at 10:49

        You don’t?????????

        Reply

        • Umar Jaeger

          October 4, 2013 at 10:49

          No I don’t…is that the same as a war crime against my country?

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 10:50

            Indeed. Next thing you are going to tell me you like my little pony

          • Umar Jaeger

            October 4, 2013 at 10:50

            …..Well……………….

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 4, 2013 at 10:49

      I’ve got your back. I want to watch the rugby too!

      Reply

      • Rincethis

        October 4, 2013 at 10:51

        Nice! Will you make it tomorrow?

        Reply

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 4, 2013 at 10:51

          Yip, looking forward to it.

          Reply

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 10:52

            So that makes you, me, and… Erm…

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 10:53

            The rest faded? Typical capetonians :/

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 10:53

            Welcome to Slaapstad…

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 10:54

            You shut up tik koppie!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 10:55

            You should know with all the tik in Capetown!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 10:55

            So you STILL don’t deny the meth? O_O

          • Umar Jaeger

            October 4, 2013 at 10:56

            Tik? is that the stuff that makes your breath smell nice?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 10:56

            Yes Umar, You get them from dodgy looking guys on street corners.

          • Umar Jaeger

            October 4, 2013 at 10:57

            Oh the corner boys? So that’s why they are there?Selling breath mints…who knew!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 10:59

            Remember to ask them for a Rent boy while you there… They clean your car very nice.

          • Umar Jaeger

            October 4, 2013 at 11:00

            Really?nice! my car is pretty dirty, are they cheap?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:01

            Like R30

          • Umar Jaeger

            October 4, 2013 at 11:01

            Wow!!I gotta go get one of these Rent Boys…This country is full of surprises!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:02

            You sir made my day!

          • Umar Jaeger

            October 4, 2013 at 11:05

            Glad I could 🙂

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 10:56

            You know it. Though tends to dissolve one’s front teeth…

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 10:57

            I thought that was the Fish and Wine… guess I was incorrectly informed.

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:03

            HAHAH! Indeed! Also the falling onto face from too much of both 🙂

          • Umar Jaeger

            October 4, 2013 at 10:58

            Ahh I see, so that’s why there are people here that have no front teeth…they have fantastic smelling breath

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 10:59

            I believe the technical term is “passion gap.” But I have no idea why.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 10:59

            I could explain…. but this is a family safe area!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:00

            ……yes…. I’m sure you could…….. BOOM! trollol!

          • Umar Jaeger

            October 4, 2013 at 11:00

            Apparently it’s because there is so much passion building up inside them that they need a vent to let it out, that’s why they take the front teeth out

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:01

            So much of lol

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:24

            Don’t be jealous of the Republic of Cape Town! Sweet glorious… Cape Town! 😀

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:25

            All my family lives there!! Damn parents left Capetown, worst mistake ever!!

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:26

            Live*

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:27

            I type fast forgive me.

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 11:27

            Heheheh 🙂

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:28

            How they let you write that article on the movies?

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 11:29

            Because I know how to write 😛

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:29

            Apparently

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:29

            HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man you crack me up today!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:32

            Dude I can write too! I had poem published! I just suck when I type fast.

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 11:32

            *a Poem

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:33

            rince is on a roll!!!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:32

            Your boyfriend tell you that last part?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:35

            No man, not cool. We buddies!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:35

            I couldn’t help it, sorry.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:33

            Then why did you start a sentence with “because”? That’s bad grammar

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 11:34

            It is used to emphasise a point. And many authors like Hemingway made great use of it 😛 See what I did there?

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:35

            You started with… and…. *explodes*

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:37

            Oh dear Sir Rants-a-lot makes a good point!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:28

            You can return to the Mother City! Return Tanya! RETURN TO THE WARM EMBRACE OF TABLE MOUNTAIN!

            Just watch out for the bergies…. They’ve been ravenous of late.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:31

            Alas I cannot return! For I do not have the time or money!

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 10:54

            Nah, got a few coming. Though worried OVG won’t make it, said his CEO ordered everyone to work this weekend.

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:21

            Sigh! I won’t be able to make it. Stupid project in George… :/ (AND I EVEN BOUGHT A DAMN BANANA TIE SO THAT PEOPLE WOULD RECOGNISE ME!!

            “Hey.. you Banana Jim?”

            “Yes?”

            “Damn playa… I didn’t realise you’re short and brown”

            “SHUT YO MOUTH IM GANGSTA…”

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:22

            Ripe in da hood!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:22

            Your short and brown?

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:22

            You’re*

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:22

            HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:22

            bwhahahahahahaha

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:23

            ILL CUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:24

            I have new AI, I can swim away.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:25

            LULZ, and SNAP

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:28

            Bend and snap?

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:22

            Only where it counts… wait… ah damnit

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:23

            okay then *moving on.

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:22

            No way man, you not making it?!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:22

            🙁 South Coast….

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:22

            VROT BANANA!

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:23

            Dude, I shall spill some beer for you 🙁 Sad day my friends, a sad day indeed.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:23

            YOU DO NOT SPILL BEER! BAD RINCE! GO SIT IN THE CORNER!

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:25

            But, but, the Greeks did it to honour fallen warriors. Is Banana not such?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:25

            No, he games on console 😛

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:27

            🙁 You guys hurt me… here.. in my bile gland. 🙁

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:27

            The Greeks also used physical manlove those days, are you saying you want to give Banana physical manlove?

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 11:29

            Well, if he’s already dead, he won’t mind THAT much surely?

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:30

            Wait.. what? 😮

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:30

            THE DEAD CAN SPEAK????

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 11:30

            What I am doing to him right now he can tap dance.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:31

            7 Days

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:32

            Seeeven Daaaaays!

            You have to have the eerie voice

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 11:32

            Agreed. And that just worked in my mind perfectly

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:30

            Hahaha, necroRINCE

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:31

            What did the mortician say to the other mortician?

            “wana crack a cold one after work?”

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:33

            HAHAHA, sick, but HAHAHAHA

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:29

            Uh… this conversation worries me….

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:30

            You have 7 days….

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:30

            The Greeks wasted beer? What the heck!?!?!?! How dare they!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:25

            much to learn, he still has

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:23

            Please… do! At least have one for me. I really didn’t want to do this crap this weekend. I wanted beer and games.. and not necessarily in that order.

          • Rock789

            October 4, 2013 at 11:59

            LOL! 🙂 That’s exactly how I thought first contact with the Banana would go! 😉

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 12:00

            LOL! A downvote?

          • Rock789

            October 4, 2013 at 12:01

            Perhaps from a jealous fruit rival?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:02

            Perhaps a lovers quarrel?

          • Rock789

            October 4, 2013 at 12:03

            I solved it… It was The Tomato! Still jealous that most don’t consider him a fruit, even though he is one… Technically…

            I knew it all along!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:13

            They only good on a burger!

        • Rock789

          October 4, 2013 at 12:04

          I’ll be there too!

          I’ll be the one in the corner throwing rocks at everyone who walks in… Only LG peeps will know that that’s my greeting… Welcome to the Rock! 🙂

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:07

            Can you smell what the rock has been cooking? Then make sure you let one go!

          • Rock789

            October 4, 2013 at 12:08

            Lol… Oh, I’m not sure they could handle that… That only happens on the 3rd get-together.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:09

            When your more comfortable?

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 12:10

            Nice! If we were all organised, we would have pooled for a taxi or something…

          • Rock789

            October 4, 2013 at 12:27

            True dat. But I do live like 3km up the road… So I could even… walk?…

            **gasp** **screams**

            The horror… THE HORROR!…

            Nope, silly idea… I’ll take a cab! Definitely not driving – got large quantities of beer to consume! 🙂

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 12:55

            Haha! I’m in Claremont, so bit far to walk! Not to mention the ‘offers’ I’ll get on the way home 0-O

          • Rock789

            October 4, 2013 at 13:01

            LOL! 🙂 I forgot about that… So walking is REALLY out! 🙂

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 13:05

            Explain?

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 13:09

            Well, Banana Jam is in Kenilworth, I live in Claremont., you have to go through some rather… Interesting land before you get to my place. Along the way, um, let’s say, ladies of the night, they offer you… Umm, crumpets, and… Buns and stuff…

      • Devourer of Small Bunnies

        October 4, 2013 at 10:56

        Such a dude bro #respectlost 😛

        Reply

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 4, 2013 at 10:58

          Do you even lift bro? :/

          Reply

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:00

            Haha

          • Devourer of Small Bunnies

            October 4, 2013 at 11:00

            Right after this usn shake my boet!

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:01

            LOL Saw that last night at Virging Active. Okie was like ‘so ahhh, checks this out hey’ Flexes muscle. ‘Hey you see that, you see it, hey? Hey? Checks, no no man, checks it’…

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            October 4, 2013 at 11:03

            Nooit Hey, you okes must push it hey, the chickies don’t go for you small okes… Push it bru, Push it…

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:06

            Hahhaa! OVG was once at the Sports Science Institute, he was bench pressing and Ollie le Roux comes up, looks down at him, and says ‘Ya hey, we all gotta start somewhere hey’ BOOM! hahahaha

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            October 4, 2013 at 11:07

            Ha ha ha ha ha

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:07

            LOL!

          • Devourer of Small Bunnies

            October 4, 2013 at 11:07

            LOL

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:08

            Your lucky Ovg is not here.

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:09

            You’re* BWAHAHAHAHAH

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:10

            Grammar Nazi Win!!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:10

            Not you too!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:11

            Don’t worry Tanya, you’ll be ok… lol

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:10

            YOU ARE DEAD!!! When I am online in Gta I will beat your ass like the ginger you are!!

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            October 4, 2013 at 11:10

            Who’s ass do you Beat?
            And you’re into gingers …….. Noooo man, just no

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:12

            Agreed. I used to be ginger, am now less ginger, and I’m not eve into me…

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:12

            I think it’s the meth talking.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:13

            Jy wil sien kak my broer!!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:14

            lol… that doesn’t make sense to me.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:20

            Hoekom? Julle loop na die winkel waneer ek het klaar gelop

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:17

            o_O
            You want to see someone poo?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:12

            There is a reason for the term “Beat you like a red headed stepchild”

          • Devourer of Small Bunnies

            October 4, 2013 at 11:04

            rolofl. I do enjoy the “ouens” sometimes, always a good giggle.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:06

            There’s this little section in the change room with mirrors on both sides. The boets like to go in there together to pose & lube up. The first time I saw that was like…. O_o ……no…. just… no.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:07

            Don’t lie. you loved it

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:07

            Sure! Covering your guilt! You lubed up and posed! You sicken me you filth!

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:08

            I don’t know about that room. I don’t know, I don’t want to know, and I, I, My favourite animal is carrot!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:08

            NOOOOOOOO don’t make me laugh at that again!

            Goddamnit, where’s my hand basket.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:09

            You have a hand basket! what do you do with that hand basket?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:11

            Go straight to hell. Do not pass begin.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:14

            Ooh So much hate! You better make sure that hand basket is all lubed up like you were in the gym!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:16

            It’s a good thing I never mentioned wearing a Speedo while swimming.

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:17

            Image… Head… Fuuuuuuuuuck! Margaret Thatcher in a shower, Margaret Thatcher in a shower!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:17

            *throws up*

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:18

            I can help. Did you mean NAKED in the shower?

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:19

            No man, in a skintight Catgirl outfit…0-O

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:20

            Helloooooo nurse!

          • Devourer of Small Bunnies

            October 4, 2013 at 11:14

            FEAR TANYA THE SUPER SAIYAN!!!!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:18

            DAMN STRAIGHT!

        • Umar Jaeger

          October 4, 2013 at 11:09

          I bet he drinks shakes all day 😛

          Reply

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      October 4, 2013 at 10:54

      lol!

      Reply

  14. Vampyre Squirrel

    October 4, 2013 at 10:49

    Possibly not, will see how today goes, might duck during lunch 😛

    Reply

  15. Melasco

    October 4, 2013 at 10:50

    30min drive for me, so yeah, I’ll be there. Hoping to try BF4 on PS4…

    Reply

  16. Devourer of Small Bunnies

    October 4, 2013 at 10:54

    Kanni fokken wag nie! But I fear for my bank accounts safety. BUY ALL THE THINGS

    Reply

  17. Umar Jaeger

    October 4, 2013 at 10:55

    Also, this doesn’t seem lke a very Flamebait-y topic

    Reply

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      October 4, 2013 at 10:56

      Good point… but then again these guys are probably sitting on the WiFi at rAge posting halfheartedly just to give us something to read.

      Reply

      • Umar Jaeger

        October 4, 2013 at 11:10

        LOOOL well we all know these staff members are a shady bunch….JK LOL …. 😛

        Reply

        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          October 4, 2013 at 12:04

          Especially Zoe! She’s so shady! 😛

          Reply

      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        October 4, 2013 at 12:03

        Most likely they’re hogging the PS4 or Inspector Detective Lazy is trying to figure out if those are real Xbones or if we’re being xboned by PCs in disguise.

        Reply

  18. ElimiNathan

    October 4, 2013 at 10:56

    No

    Reply

  19. Devourer of Small Bunnies

    October 4, 2013 at 10:58

    In all honesty one of the biggest reasons Im going is to meet you freakin weirdos. I finally get to prove my drinking sprees are totally legit!

    Reply

    • Rincethis

      October 4, 2013 at 11:00

      Dmamit man, you should be in CT, tomorrow is going to be BIG time drinking!

      Reply

      • Devourer of Small Bunnies

        October 4, 2013 at 11:01

        I need to come kuier that side any way sometime soon. Yall can house me 😉 Was thinking maybe december/january

        Reply

  20. GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

    October 4, 2013 at 11:05

    Not hitting rAge, but will be at the Drinking party afterwards at HogsHead

    Reply

    • Rincethis

      October 4, 2013 at 11:05

      Dammit!

      Reply

      • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

        October 4, 2013 at 11:06

        Nooit Hey Bru, You Okes must pull in hey…. gonna klap it hard

        Reply

        • Rincethis

          October 4, 2013 at 11:07

          In CT! Got our own thing going on. When I say own thing, I mean me, @disqus_DoEH3TsffU:disqus a shit load of beer and rugby… #notalonethistimeMP

          Reply

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            October 4, 2013 at 11:09

            You can keep your Emperor Zille, we do not need the republic of CT up here….
            On a seriaas note though, Miss CT like a Mofo. You Okes must enjoy it

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:09

            We’re lank kiff down here in CT

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:10

            Rad to the MAX!

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:10

            Hope some peeps will rock up at Banana Jim/Jam. Should only be awkward for the first hour or so. Then, when we are all discussing why Tanya is licking the ceiling fan, we’ll be the best of friends.

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            October 4, 2013 at 11:11

            Bwaa haa haa, just awesome

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:13

            That’s tomorrow right? What time?

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:15

            Booked table for 9 for 1630 as rugby starts 1705. Going to be a big game so need to get there early.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:15

            Who is this Tanya you speak of?

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:16

            Mmm, clever girl;)

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:17

            Shh. Split personalities only show when you anger them.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:19

            *girl

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:19

            Corrected.

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            October 4, 2013 at 11:20

            That Café is Evil though… My wallet hurts every time I go there… Those Beers are just too nice…

          • Rincethis

            October 4, 2013 at 11:24

            I hear there are some rather damn nice burgers too…

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            October 4, 2013 at 11:34

            Oh yeah

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:37

            Yeah, someone just needs to break the ice with something nerdy “So, a battle between Batman and Captain America…”, or “Guys… Who tried GTA Online?”

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:37

            Ssssseven Daaaaays

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            October 4, 2013 at 11:38

            Or …. So Brenda walks into a bar….

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:38

            Hahaha!

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 4, 2013 at 11:39

            And was too short to see over the counter and was unable to order a drink and went home lonely with his proton pack as her only companion…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:39

            but sadly got robbed on the way home.

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            October 4, 2013 at 11:40

            Whilst wearing her Wonder Woman outfit with Platform shoes on

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:41

            The robber tried to rape her, But sadly even he could not rape such a hideous woman.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:44

            [redacted]

            nee dude, nee

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:46

            Fair enough I changed it.

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            October 4, 2013 at 11:49

            Right back to his Foxhound EggsBawks club

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 11:38

            Or, hey, I hear Banana sometimes goes under the name Foxhound. Discuss.

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:39

            SILLY SHENANIGANS! IP records show that it’s impossible for Banana to be Foxhound.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:40

            Sounds like a rehearsed line that one…

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 11:40

            True, way too quick to answer…

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 11:40

            And by IP you mean It’s Possible?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:40

            XD

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:40

            Sure, because those printouts of the IP records you’ll bring along can’t be tampered with.

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 11:42

            What do you mean bring along, he’s ‘busy’…

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:42

            🙁

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 11:44

            Yeah man, Bleak…

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:45

            Sigh! People will start to think that I’m really Gavin or you, instead of the prettiest girl at the ball 🙁

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:46

            You can’t be a girl with that name.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:46

            You refer to yourself as a pretty girl???

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:47

            You’re a girl!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:48

            Thats the best you got banananana?

            😛

            What can POSSIBLY be more important that going to NecroRince’s party?

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:49

            Wait now. Depends where the Banana lives. I live pretty damn far away from that place. So it’s quite an issue for me too.

          • NecroRince

            October 4, 2013 at 11:51

            Nothing can. And we shall burn an effigy of Banana!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:52

            You’re burning a banana effigy at Banana Jam? That’s… harsh man. Harsh! 🙁

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:53

            1. Take banana
            2. Peel banana
            3. Slice banana in pieces
            4. Tweet pic to Jim
            5. LULZ

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:56

            That’s dark man… and here I thought we were bros! BROS!!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:56

            The admiral doesn’t know the meaning of the word!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:58

            ’tis only because you know not of it, that you say such a thing.

            Oh, and its Admiral with big A

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:00

            I went through your test, I earned your “respect” but I have been your sworn enemy from the start… Why because I make spelling mistakes? You are an evil man..

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 12:02

            You should see his collection of lunch boxes… The Admiral is demented.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:03

            Lunch boxes? like “red apple goes in red lunch box”

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 12:04

            End up having 30 lunch boxes for one day at work 😛

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:04

            Each to their own I guess! imagine his wife puts green apple in red lunch box! hahaha

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 12:04

            Nah dude, metal lunch boxes. He’s been collecting them since 1974.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:05

            Bloody hell! who on earth wants a metal lunch box?

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 12:05

            The Admiral…. 😮

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 12:06

            If he has a Fallout one then he is a hero

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:07

            Awww yeah

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 12:07

            The prize of the Admiral’s collection! Not even the missus may touch his Fallout lunch box.

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 12:07

            Fallout lunch box FTW!
            I have a set of Nuka Cola bottles and caps. That’s as far as my Fallout collection goes.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:07

            METAL >>>> plastic

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:04

            You know you are just jealous!

            Those “lunch boxes” are from a simpler, glorious time in gaming!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:06

            Really what time in gaming was this? When Nelson Mandela was a child?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:08

            Dude, you have to think at least 2-3 more seconds before posting comments, damn

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:09

            Insults they never end…

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:10

            Being serious man, just have a quick read before you post. Trying to help.

            As with the other “joke” you made

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:12

            What was wrong with that joke?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:13

            one NEVER jokes about rape, so everything was wrong with it frankly :/

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:18

            Dude I changed it, I saw what I said would be offensive… I can’t help it man. I am the kind of guy who will see someone fall first laugh then be like :oh shit are you okay?”

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:19

            True, as am I, BUT, in this day and age, certain things are never funny.

            Like I said, 2-3 sec proofread before you post, works for me

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:20

            I’ll try that man. Thanks

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 12:11

            Yes! Games were different then, Life was the greatest MMORPG ever created. One life and a painfully slow levelling system. Some say the patch of 1994, changed the game a bit, while others maintain the patch just slowed down performance.

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 12:08

            Indeed, even bananas feel the green bite of envy!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:09

            My wife once asked when am I getting rid of those old dusty boxes, the look she received from me, haunts her dreams to this very day!

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 12:02

            I really want to back you up here, but the Admiral is a pc gamer, so…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:03

            So If I was all pc gamer Admiral would be nice to me…

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:04

            Dude, if you were my “sworn enemy” I would flat out ignore you

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 12:05

            There are no enemies on LG.
            Except maybe for that one guy…I forget his name now…

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:57

            Would you prefer a pic of a hot wimmins provocatively licking said banana?

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:58

            Yes please!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:58

            Put yer skype on, I’ve got a treat for you!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:47

            A pretty girl in a banana suit can’t be all that pretty… especially if she’s short and brown

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:47

            Maybe just re-read that.

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:47

            Mila Kunis is short and brown, and damn.. she’s all sorts of hotness!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:48

            Where is she brown?

            😛

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:49

            In the same way that Tom Cruise is tall! But, she’s all smoky and SEXY!!

            GENUGTIG! She’s HOT!

            http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4713268/mila-kunis-on-sexiest-woman-alive-status.html

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:50

            LOL

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:50

            But she doesn’t wear a banana suit

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:50

            She could….

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:53

            She could so pull that off

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:53

            Oh yeah, she definitely could… especially if she wasn’t wearing anything under it 😛

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:54

            Come to think of it, nothing under, and nothing over is >>>>>>>>

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:55

            Damnit… I’m going to send her a tweet.

            Dearest Mila, you don’t know me, but would you please wear a banana suit. Thank you, yours eternal, Not creepy, Banana Jim!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:56

            DO IT!

            If she replies, you’d better send us the link!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:59

            Strangely, I think William Shatner would actually do it…. 😮

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:58

            DO IT!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:42

            “Banana Jim doesn’t exist” DISCUS!

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:45

            I think he does exist. And Banana Jam is like his batcave

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:40

            Ooo! I choose this one.

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:39

            Batman and Iron Man. Cap Am probably won’t be bothered with Batman.

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:40

            Captain ‘merica would feel the boot of the Bat on his throat. If batman could take down Bane or even Killer Croc, he would be able to take down Captain ‘merica.

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:43

            Bane and Killer Croc are both idiots. And Bane from the movie is Sean Connery, so no threat there.

            I have a feeling this could stretch out to quite a debate…

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:51

            Yeah, Tom Hardy makes a decent Sean Connery.

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:52

            I really (please don’t hate me) did not like Dark Knight Rises at all.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:53

            O_O

            WHO ARE YOU man? WHO ARE YOU???

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:56

            Why did they have to explain every single thing? Batman’s whole deal is about mystery. NO mystery in that movie.
            Oh, and bigger isn’t always better.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:06

            Yeah also true, TDK was my favourite with the Joker, as in best movie ever, then BB, then TDKR

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 12:11

            TDK was glorious. No doubt there.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:14

            LOOK AT ME!
            WHY SO SERIOUS?

            Stellar performance!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 12:16

            Yeah, RIP Heath… He definitely outshined Jack Nicholson’s Joker (even though I’m still a huge fan of the Tim Burton Batman movies).

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 12:16

            Agreed. The only Batman movies I don’t own is Batman Forever and Batman and Robin.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:17

            I once made the mistake of watching a scene with my daughter, he scared the living crap out of her. Epic acting that!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:53

            Still need to see it!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:53

            I thought it was ok, but it could have been better. However, if you compare it to Batman and Robin, it’s clearly one of the greatest batman movies ever made.

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            October 4, 2013 at 11:53

            Hell if you compare anything to Batman and Robin, it’ll win

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 11:55

            HAHAHAHA

            BAT NIPPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEESSSSSS

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:57

            Few movies can beat the awfulness of Batman and Robin

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:57

            Because when you’re fighting crime, you need to make sure that criminals see your nipples!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:58

            So they can be tempted to give batman a cripple nipple! Then fail only to be kicked in the head!

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 12:01

            Draws the attention away from your horribly choreographed fighting and your Batman credit card (remember that).

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:05

            HAH!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 12:13

            I’ll let you know, I took 3 months of tai chi and another 4 months of Judo, so I’m a lean mean MMA fighting machine! hehehe

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 12:13

            In a banana suit…
            Well, at least your nipples don’t show.

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 12:14

            Makes grappling difficult, but the pointy bits at the end can be used in scoring a submission.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 12:18

            So your private area is a submission point?

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 12:19

            Only when it’s pointing down.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:19

            LULZLULZLUZ!!!!!!!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:05

            Distraction-ception!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:15

            #foreveralone

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 4, 2013 at 11:17

            That’s what the voices in my head keeping telling me, but they don’t understand the irony of that.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 4, 2013 at 11:21

            and people say I am crazy…

  21. BacchusZA

    October 4, 2013 at 11:07

    Hadn’t initially planned to, but then a friend was looking for a place to stay so she could go, & given I’d be driving her there, and also managed to win a free ticket from Afrihost the other day……….

    Reply

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      October 4, 2013 at 11:26

      Please have a beer for me…. 🙁

      Reply

      • BacchusZA

        October 4, 2013 at 15:16

        I’ll have several, and probably the beer battered fish & chips 🙂

        Reply

  22. ToshZA

    October 4, 2013 at 11:12

    Got my ticket in my wallet. Cannot wait for some hands-on time with the new gen consoles, and some of those wicked cool games.

    Reply

  23. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    October 4, 2013 at 11:33

    The only reason I’d go to rAge is because Geoff still owes me a Pork Bun!

    Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 4, 2013 at 11:34

      Sssseven daaaaaays

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 4, 2013 at 11:34

        What happens in 7 days?

        Reply

        • Vampyre Squirrel

          October 4, 2013 at 11:36

          He ripens enough for Banana Bread Jim to be made?

          Reply

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 4, 2013 at 11:37

            Speaking of banana bread… I wouldn’t mind a slice to be honest. Banana bread with some old fashioned ginger beer 😀

          • John's better judgement

            October 4, 2013 at 11:39

            Ah, you speak pretty words

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 4, 2013 at 11:39

            Yep, sounds good… made myself hungry with that comment.

        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          October 4, 2013 at 11:38

          You cannibal!

          Also… Ssssseven daaaaaays

          Reply

      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        October 4, 2013 at 11:35

        Something quite magical

        Reply

  24. Tero

    October 4, 2013 at 11:39

    Absolutely going to rAge! Best!!! They should just many consider a bigger venue!

    Reply

  25. Tero

    October 4, 2013 at 11:47

    rAge is best!!! SMD

    Reply

  26. Deano

    October 4, 2013 at 11:51

    I normally go but skipping this years rAge.

    Pitty with both next gen consoles there I would have enjoyed to check them out.
    Next year probly go again 🙂

    Reply

  27. Brady miaau

    October 4, 2013 at 11:55

    no. too many people.

    And stork tea this weekend, I am told. At my house.

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 4, 2013 at 11:56

      Want to come over for some BEER?

      A man should NEVER endure that torture!

      Reply

      • Brady miaau

        October 4, 2013 at 13:47

        Hey, I got my pool sparkling blue. Perhaps I can swim?

        This is one of those modern, men, women things. Yay.

        Reply

    • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

      October 4, 2013 at 11:58

      Come and have one on me … Ice Cold Beer… on Tap…

      Be a man

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 4, 2013 at 11:59

        Is the beer on you? Or are you sponsoring the beer?

        If the latter, might I sample said cold beverage?

        Reply

        • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

          October 4, 2013 at 12:02

          I cannot sponsor self made beer at the moment. Got 2 Beers that are busy bottle conditioning at the moment. One American Brown and One Irish red. Each have about 3 weeks to go before being ready.
          I will however, buy a beer for the first LAGZ person I run into at Hogshead, that can identify me…

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:03

            Where is this magical land you speak of?

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            October 4, 2013 at 12:09

            https://www.facebook.com/events/574210545973843/
            HogsHead Rock Cottage, very close to the Dome

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            October 4, 2013 at 12:30

            So is the Admiral going to show tomorrow?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 4, 2013 at 12:36

            Sadly no 🙁

      • Brady miaau

        October 4, 2013 at 13:42

        Thanks, much appreciated

        Reply

        • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

          October 4, 2013 at 13:52

          So Done Deal, 4pm tomorrow

          Reply

          • Brady miaau

            October 4, 2013 at 14:01

            I wish!

            My wife, you know, the heavily pregnant, very testy one. She might have some words to say. I am already missing a meeting tomorrow MORNING that is sort of critical for me to attend.

    • John's better judgement

      October 4, 2013 at 12:00

      Last stork tea I was present at was my sister’s and then my dad and I made a two-man braai outside and drank way too much wine.

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 4, 2013 at 12:01

        That’s the way!!

        Reply

    • Brady miaau

      October 4, 2013 at 13:43

      Downvote because

      a) bothered to say not coming
      b) reason: too many people
      c) mentioning the stork thingie?

      Reply

  28. Kromas

    October 4, 2013 at 12:13

    On my way to work this morning I passed northgate and seriously thought about calling in sick.

    Reply

    • NecroRince

      October 4, 2013 at 12:14

      Should have done so man 🙂

      Reply

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      October 4, 2013 at 12:26

      I was going to drive straight past my office to The Dome… but decided against it for some reason… I’ll just go during lunch 😛

      Reply

      • Kromas

        October 4, 2013 at 12:37

        My office is in the east rand and we had major network issues on a site in Witbank. I am nowhere near anymore. 🙁

        Reply

        • Vampyre Squirrel

          October 4, 2013 at 12:43

          Ah White Couch, the place where nothing works… fond memories of living there… even fonder ones after moving away lmao

          Reply

  29. Jeffrey Lu

    October 4, 2013 at 12:42

    Going on Saturday and Sunday! 😀

    Reply

  30. Gustav Minnie

    October 4, 2013 at 13:08

    Not this year…. every year I walk out with a new PC peripheral I don’t really need.

    I really wanted to go and take a peek at the next gen consoles but all the PS4 fan boys will be at the Xbox booth.
    Vrede.

    Reply

    • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

      October 4, 2013 at 13:23

      Tell me about it.. Last Year was a New Keyboard, HDD’s and Steering Wheel..

      Reply

  31. Tidycpc

    October 4, 2013 at 13:35

    No, in CT

    Reply

  32. MacMeister998

    October 4, 2013 at 13:39

    Just been there, awesome to see the next-gen machines in action.
    When you get there have a look at R.Y.S.E(Xbone stand) — looks epic.
    BF 4 on pc looks great and yes I wish I had one of those Alienware machines

    Reply

  33. Vampyre Squirrel

    October 4, 2013 at 14:32

    OMG! 493 (494 now) comments, that’s insane. Well done everyone 😛

    Reply

  34. Lardus-Resident Perve

    October 4, 2013 at 16:45

    Already been. We were first to the XBone section 😛

    Reply

  35. Nick de Bruyne

    October 4, 2013 at 17:34

    I will catch all ya’ll bitches there on Saturday!

    Reply

  36. hairyknees

    October 4, 2013 at 21:18

    Wtf nearly 500 comments! O_O

    Reply

    • hairyknees

      October 4, 2013 at 21:18

      kk I will do the honours 😛 #500!

      Reply

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