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Finally, you can now buy Pokémon lingerie

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Pikapi

I’m a man with…unusual tastes when it comes to clothing that I consider to be…sensual. While the latex Harley Quinn costume in my red room is a story for another day, there’s also my bordering-on-furry love of Pokémon to deal with. Specifically, the fact that there happens to be a huge gap in the market for Pokémon lingerie. A gap which has FINALLY been filled.

Yes folks, we are truly living in a golden age. Donnie Yen in a Star Wars movie, Jason Statham negotiating to punch a shark dinosaur and now the kind of Pikachu clothing usually reserved for dodgy Rule 34 threads on 4Chan. Because honestly, what better way to celebrate 20 years of Pokémon, than by having Pikachu guard your private Diglett and Cloyster?

Yummy Mart is doing just that, with their range of pyjamas, ponchos, panties, and a bra and panty set that has several Pikachu guarding your naughty bits. Here’s the flavour description text and promotional images via NeoGAF:

Yummy Mart is announcing a special collaboration with The Pokemon Company International to offer a range of Pokemon-inspired lingerie, the majority of which have Pikachu’s likeness plastered all over them.

The Yummy Mart Pokemon Collection includes a variety of pieces, such as pajamas, a poncho, a pair of panites, and a bra and panty set that has several Pikachu covering a woman’s delicate lady parts. While many of the pieces are available for sale, the Pikachu-covered bra and panty set won’t be available as only three pieces have been created.

The collaboration was created to celebrate Pokemon’s 20th anniversary and will be available for sale on April 20th on Yummy Mart’s online store and in various retailers, most of which we’re sure will only be in Japan.

Thing is, I’d totally wear a pair of those briefs. Strictly for comfort of course. Now to figure out how to get this stuff out of Japan.

Last Updated: April 15, 2016

19 Comments

  1. That Poncho! <3

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  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    April 15, 2016 at 13:06

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    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      April 15, 2016 at 13:27

      Peek-at-you I choose you!

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  3. DragonSpirit009

    April 15, 2016 at 13:12

    I’m actually cool with most of those but that bra and panty set… Oh hell no!

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    • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

      April 15, 2016 at 13:49

      I dunno, it all seems a little uhm, what would be the best way to put this…inappropriate? Maybe, or what about, disjointing? Yes, Disjointing, that’s what it seems like…

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      • DragonSpirit009

        April 15, 2016 at 16:14

        All I know women’s underwear is already trying to kill all women… Being poked by pikachu ears isn’t going to make any underwear more enjoyable.

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        • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

          April 15, 2016 at 17:27

          Exactly! And for anyone trying to take it off,it’s a health hazard!

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  4. Sageville

    April 15, 2016 at 13:19

    I can confirm… All the underwear are very “Snug” fit…

    There was some spillage…

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    • Ottokie

      April 15, 2016 at 13:23

      Blastoise I choose you!

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      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        April 15, 2016 at 13:26

        Charizard, need fire

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          April 15, 2016 at 13:37

          I thought burning meant there’s a problem.

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          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 15, 2016 at 13:46

            There is, I want to burn the memory not savour it

  5. Trevor James

    April 15, 2016 at 13:22

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  6. Ottokie

    April 15, 2016 at 13:33

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      April 15, 2016 at 13:36

      Megaman!

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    • VampyreSquirrel

      April 15, 2016 at 15:22

      lol!

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  7. HvR

    April 15, 2016 at 14:16

    Sjoe for a moment there I thought D is going to continue this disappointing day and not use a dirty Pokepun in this article.

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  8. justlikemo

    April 15, 2016 at 16:10

    peek a boo
    i mean pikachu
    this is the only time I would choose you !

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  9. ElimiNathan

    April 15, 2016 at 20:14

    Gna be getting my wife a pair of these because reasons

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