French company offers free Battery Operated Boyfriends to Diablo 3 widows

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Diablo 3 is the hardest game I've ever played.  I can't even make it past the log in screen. 

For those of you who happen to have life partners who just purchased Diablo 3, we’re really sorry. Chances are, you won’t be seeing them any time soon. Which means that you’ll be getting no attention either, especially the intimate kind.

Which means that you’ll have to look for other means of keeping yourself occupied. And fortunately, if you happen to be residing in France, then a solution is quite literally at hand.

French company Absoloo is offering free sex toys to any Diablo 3 widows, provided that they can post a picture of themselves with a copy of the game, on the Absoloo Facebook page. Doing so will entitle you to receive a code, which can then be redeemed on the Absoloo website.


We’re not certain yet if one can make use of the code outside of France, but for those who do decide to adopt a B.O.B, they’ll be experiencing a different kind of staff of power.

Last Updated: May 17, 2012

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