
Plumbers are red
Hedgehogs are blue
Push start to join
And be my player two
While I didn’t have a Jill Valentine on my mind this morning, I certainly do have the proper Valentine’s Day crowding up my brain space right now! February 14 may be a giant conspiracy by greeting card companies to hock merchandise featuring flying murder-babies firing arrows at lonely people, but there’s something nice about the whole idea behind a day earmarked for romance.
Tis a day to love, be loved or perhaps even fall in love. And while there are many people out there that are indeed worthy of that affection, do you ever find yourself wishing that you could pass a box of cheap Checkers chocolates to a character who dwells within a digital space? After all, we’ve spent so many hours playing certain games that we might as well announce on Facebook that we’re in a relationship with them.
Maybe you’ve spent days exploring Raccoon City with Claire Redfield, hovered around the Tower of Destiny 2 wishing that Zavala would indeed your heart or maybe you found the one in Assassin’s Creed Odyssey, depending on your preference that is. There’s no shortage of icons in video games who have somehow transcended beyond being a mere character and have in your eyes become an actual person through their actions and your input.
So here’s the question: If you could propose to any one person or entire video game, spend the rest of your life with them and watch the sun set every night while holding their incorporeal hand, who would it be? Sound off below, while I go pour a little bit of the bubbly (Oooh!) and put on some Barry White for an unforgettable evening.
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Last Updated: February 14, 2020
Caveshen Rajman
February 14, 2020 at 10:44
Darryn’s mom.Miranda Lawson?
Dresden
February 14, 2020 at 10:55
https://youtu.be/LZui5pteOoM
Pariah
February 14, 2020 at 11:07
I had a thing for Jeanette from VTM: Bloodlines back in the day.
BradeLunner
February 14, 2020 at 12:30
That must have been love at first sight
Dresden
February 14, 2020 at 18:02
^^^
justlikemo
February 14, 2020 at 11:41
rayne, chun li, lara croft, Celeste from Vainglory
BradeLunner
February 14, 2020 at 12:26
I’m a sucker for punishment , Morrigan https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a9003be56204aa1fb969f15bceeeeef3292abf4caa06e9e7453303a238605c83.jpg
Nikola
February 14, 2020 at 12:54
Yennefer always!
Hammersteyn
February 14, 2020 at 15:23
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8508d304436de6e44d8d2abe72b73583e70aec40131577345c201f6dcf43316d.gif
Caveshen Rajman
February 14, 2020 at 10:44
Darryn’s mom.Miranda Lawson?
Pariah
February 14, 2020 at 10:55
That is a rather excellent choice. The 2nd one, anyway.
Pariah
February 14, 2020 at 11:02
Why not Tali, thou… Oh nevermind… Sorry Darryn. 😉
BradeLunner
February 14, 2020 at 12:31
No love for Ashley?
Caveshen Rajman
February 14, 2020 at 14:59
Nah she racist.
Caveshen Rajman
February 14, 2020 at 14:59
Nah she racist.
D@rCF0g
February 14, 2020 at 10:58
2B
https://images.app.goo.gl/Kpwjy46XMFc2LeLC7
Kromas
February 14, 2020 at 11:41
Tali Zora Vas Normandy.
Or Mei/D.Va
Pariah
February 14, 2020 at 11:47
D.Va. I totally forgot. Yeah that’d be me 100%. I was wracking my brain trying to figure out if there was even 1. There was. 😀
D@rCF0g
February 14, 2020 at 11:52
2B for sure
Original Heretic
February 14, 2020 at 12:11
Tifa
BradeLunner
February 14, 2020 at 12:26
I’m a sucker for punishment , Morrigan https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a9003be56204aa1fb969f15bceeeeef3292abf4caa06e9e7453303a238605c83.jpg
Weanerdog
February 14, 2020 at 13:07
BT-7274 ?
Frans J Smit
February 17, 2020 at 16:18
Nobody voted for Quiet?
Frans J Smit
February 17, 2020 at 16:18
Nobody voted for Quiet?