â€œWow that’s a good idea, that’s going to be awesomeâ€
Things like destructible environments, regenerating health or flamethrowers as weapons come to mindâ€¦ but what about those games that have made people absolute millions that even when I sit back and think of them now I still think they are dumb ideas.
Strangely Nintendo are always the leader in this category and it seems that it doesn’t matter how often they flog the dead horse the masses buy itâ€¦
So to the top 5 games that I just wouldn’t have ever madeâ€¦
Wii Fit – 5.2 million copies sold
Yeah lets invent a game where all you do is stand on a board and move around a little and pretend to get fit?
Brain Training – 13.3 million copies sold
I know what people want to doâ€¦ they want a game that constantly tests them and makes them feel stupid. Why didn’t I think of that?
Nintendogs – 18.7 million copies sold
Seriously, 18 million people want to look after a virtual dog?
Cooking Mama – millions and millions sold
Lets pretend to cook dinner on my portable DSâ€¦ all the work without any of the fun of eating itâ€¦
Guitar Hero I, II, III & and others – millions sold
Lets give grown adults little plastic guitars so they can pretend to play an instrument they know full well that they will never do in real life. Then lets keep on releasing the same idea with different songs and charging for itâ€¦ Only to be beaten by someone releasing an entire band in a boxâ€¦
Singstar, Dance Dance Revolution and Viva Pinata
So do you agree or do you have some better games for the list?
Last Updated: July 11, 2008