Gamescom 2015: Day 2 chat

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I’m not gonna lie… I’m beyond tired! In fact, I don’t think this is me typing – it’s merely my fingers flying across the keyboard mindlessly.

Where was I again? Oh yes, Gamescom! Alessandro and I saw and did EVEN MORE yesterday, day 2 (which is technically 4, but whatever),  and we will share all this news with you in the near future.

For now though, you can watch us ramble like a bunch of homeless cabbages, because our brain power has reached a record low (more so than normal).

Want to know something interesting? I wrote this before the video above was even filmed!  Why though? Well, Alessandro is out being wined and dined, and I’m just here, all alone, fighting the urge to go and sleep forever and ever.

STOP SHOUTING MY NAME YOU STUPID COMFORTABLE LOOKING BED! DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE TO CUT OFF YOUR AIR SUPPLY WITH A SOFT PILLOW WHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO CONVENIENTLY DOUBLE AS THE PERFECT RESTING PLACE FOR MY VERY TIRED NOGGIN. I’LL DO IT, I SWEAR!

Sorry about that, I lost myself for a second. What was I saying? Oh yes – Alessandro is probably out eating a nice juicy steak. Meanwhile, all I have to keep my stomach satisfied is a careful selection of sugared goods – the ideal thing to get a heart racing to over 9000bpm. I AM SO HEALTHY!

Ok I’m done talking rubbish. Watch the video won’t you? Also, tell my family I love them and that I haven’t gone crazy.

No on second thought, don’t do that… lying is bad. Rather tell them that I’m suffering a severe case of Gamescom. I’m happy, I really am, I just also happen to have the side effect of complete exhaustion.

I can’t wait to get a full night of rest, which won’t happen until Sunday probably. That’s… THAT’S SO FAR AWAY OMG I’M GONNA DIE!

UPDATE: Holy crap, look at how entertaining we are! We give sloths and watching paint dry some pretty stiff competition!

Last Updated: August 7, 2015

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