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Get a face full of joy puke in Borderlands: The Pre Sequel!

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Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel! is coming to give you Face Lasers and cause you to erupt in a volcano of Joy Puke on October 14 this year. It’s coming to PC, PS3 and Xbox 360, and is more than just a simple re-skin of Borderlands 2.  Developed by 2K Australia, Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel! tells the story of Handsome Jack’s  transition to become the ruthless, yet loveable tyrant we all wanted so badly to shoot in the face.

And here is a brand new trailer, including a sexy moon dance choreographed by the chaps at Dance Central makers Harmonix. It may make you ill, unfortunately. Possible side effects of the video include Face Lasers, Joy Puke, Jovial Fear Pooping and other terrible, terrible afflictions.

It also may genuinely cause a headache, as it’s set to some rather awful music. 2K Australia wants you to “Experience low-gravity gunplay on Pandora’s moon with four new vault hunters and a whole new campaign.”

What do you think? Shameless cash-in masquerading as a full-priced expansion, or something to genuinely get excited about?

Last Updated: June 6, 2014

42 Comments

  1. Umar's Crown

    June 6, 2014 at 08:35

    That video made me want to stab myself

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    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      June 6, 2014 at 08:38

      Replay it a couple of times.

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      • Umar's Crown

        June 6, 2014 at 08:42

        I don’t even care about the gameplay. And then that dance scene….When I read the title of the video I thought it was gonna be whimsical…not repulsive

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        • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

          June 6, 2014 at 09:01

          I was hoping that by watching it a few times, you may have actually stabbed yoourself. Damn.

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          • Umar's Crown

            June 6, 2014 at 09:11

            Well, sorry, you’re just gonna have to put up with my endless tweets about how Kingdom Hearts is the best game to have ever been create 🙂 I know YOU’RE Asian, but I don’t believe in Seppuku 😛

    • Admiral Chief Blackburn

      June 6, 2014 at 08:39

      Just take a video of that and post the link here, could be more entertaining 😛

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  2. Admiral Chief Blackburn

    June 6, 2014 at 08:39

    As commemoration for the 70year anniversary of DDay, I need to get my WW2 action on.

    Suggestions for game?

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    • Umar's Crown

      June 6, 2014 at 08:40

      Commandos

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    • Viking Of Science

      June 6, 2014 at 08:43

      Sniper Elite V2, assuming you picked it up for the low low price of free yesterday…
      Other Than that, I’ve always been fond of Call Of Duty 2. It had a great SP campaign….

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      • Admiral Chief Blackburn

        June 6, 2014 at 08:43

        I too thought of SE V2

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        • Hammersteyn

          June 6, 2014 at 08:59

          Busy downloading. I know right? I’m Steaming!

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          • Admiral Chief Blackburn

            June 6, 2014 at 09:02

            AWESOME!

        • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

          June 6, 2014 at 09:00

          Call of Duty 2! 😀

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          • Skoobaz

            June 6, 2014 at 09:50

            Is that allied assult?

    • Jedi JJ

      June 6, 2014 at 09:08

      Dino D-Day 😉

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    • Jedi JJ

      June 6, 2014 at 09:09

      Personally I think Company of Heroes is the ringer with this one. Tales of Valo(u)r

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    • Dutch Matrix

      June 6, 2014 at 09:41

      Call of Duty 2! Otherwise Medal of Honor: Allied Assault. Old games but still damn awesome…

      Reply

  3. Hammersteyn

    June 6, 2014 at 08:42

    Joy puke? Oh look a new phrase for orgasms. My penis just joy puked

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    • Admiral Chief Blackburn

      June 6, 2014 at 08:43

      Wonder if that will work as a pickup line?

      “Hey girl, doth thee enjoy thine sampling of joy puke?”

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      • Admiral Chief Blackburn

        June 6, 2014 at 08:43

        After typing that I just went o_O

        The cold is affecting my comments

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      • Umar's Crown

        June 6, 2014 at 08:45

        Hey girl. Are you a viral infection? Because you just made me joy puke

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        • Admiral Chief Blackburn

          June 6, 2014 at 08:46

          Ok, can of worms has been opened.

          Let the joy-puke jokes commence!!!!!!

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          June 6, 2014 at 09:00

          That’s the yeast of your problems :/

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          • Umar's Crown

            June 6, 2014 at 09:02

            I wana reply with a witty retort…but just thinking about yeast infections make me wana puke

          • Admiral Chief Blackburn

            June 6, 2014 at 09:02

            Joyfully?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            June 6, 2014 at 09:06

            tee hee.

  4. Hammersteyn

    June 6, 2014 at 08:43

    October release, becuase everyone does it.

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  5. The D

    June 6, 2014 at 08:44

    This may surprise you Umar, but we’re all massive fans of Borderlands here and we regularly joy-puke out love for the game…

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    • Admiral Chief Blackburn

      June 6, 2014 at 08:46

      Now THERE is a thought I could have live a long and carefree life without having to know it

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    • Rincearbiterofhumour

      June 6, 2014 at 08:51

      Aren’t you supposed to be taking some homoeopathetic treatments ahead of the flight? I hear that @OddSockZA:disqus has the best shit on the market.

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      • Admiral Chief Blackburn

        June 6, 2014 at 08:54

        Is it Jovial and Fear inducing?

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        June 6, 2014 at 08:56

        I heard that too. Apparently he even dilutes the water with more water & then triple distills that, before diluting it again – and all of this takes place of a carousel. You won’t BELIEVE how strong it is.

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        • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

          June 6, 2014 at 09:00

          SHOUTING AT IT INCREASES ITS POTENCY

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          • Admiral Chief Blackburn

            June 6, 2014 at 09:02

            RIKE DIS?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            June 6, 2014 at 09:06

            SCARE IT INTO REMEMBERING IT’S QUANTUM POWERS!

    • Umar's Crown

      June 6, 2014 at 08:52

      ROFLOL! You actually commented that. Okay okay!……..I will never again joke about your love for BL2.

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  6. Rincearbiterofhumour

    June 6, 2014 at 08:51

    I am actually really looking forward to having some more Borderlands fun! Okay, I did haemorrhage watching that, but fuck it, that’s the point!

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    • Hammersteyn

      June 6, 2014 at 08:56

      Well no because.
      a. October has many other games coming out
      b. It’s not on PS4 (WTF!)
      c. It’s a prequel
      d. Still jamming the hell out of B2
      e. Gonna be full price probably
      Will buy it some day, just not now.

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  7. Alien Emperor Trevor

    June 6, 2014 at 08:53

    Shameless cash-INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HO!!!!!

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  8. Admiral Chief Blackburn

    June 6, 2014 at 08:53

    “Jovial Fear Pooping”?

    Right, so nothing beats pooping while laughing and being afraid

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  9. Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

    June 6, 2014 at 09:11

    Lilith! Yaaaaaay!

    Sorry that single second was the best part of the vid…. aaaanyway…. Carrying on

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