There’s nothing more that I really need to tell you about GTA V. If you’re not buying it then your either broke or a witch. Here’s a bunch of new screenshots then to help whip the pro-GTA fellas into a duck-weighing frenzy.

There’ll be several midnight “openings” for GTA V tonight, so check your nearest branch to see if they’ll be forcing staff to work overtime as you lot queue up outside. I’m in two minds about attending though, because it’s cold and my bed just looks so comfy.

How about you? Will you be midnighting outside for some GTA V action?

Last Updated: September 16, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

74 Comments

  1. I reckon the comments section is going to be very quiet tomorrow.

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 16, 2013 at 15:33

      I agree.

      So if Darryl wanted to do an “announcement”, he’d be quite safe

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      • Martin du preez

        September 16, 2013 at 15:37

        Does the ‘announcement’ include a closet door?

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        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          September 16, 2013 at 15:40

          HAHAHA, I dunno man, but I’d not be surprised to see something radical and far out coming out tomorrow (see what I did there… :P)

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          • Martin du preez

            September 16, 2013 at 15:41

            HEH!

      • Hammersteyn

        September 16, 2013 at 15:39

        *Updates Skype status

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    • skepticfx

      September 16, 2013 at 19:06

      No. It will be filled with PC guys 🙂

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  2. That Dark Twit

    September 16, 2013 at 15:34

    LOL @ the video.

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  3. SaintsRowLee

    September 16, 2013 at 15:41

    Lose sleep over GTA V? You sir, must be joking!
    Now here is another question: How many day 1 reviews are we going to see tomorrow? And how believable will those be, seeing that this appears to be a monster of a game?

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  4. Hammersteyn

    September 16, 2013 at 15:41

    Finally the wait is over. Problem is I have to balance it with Diablo 3 and next month with Batman. Throw in PS2 and I won’t have time for family. Oh wait………. never mind.

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 16, 2013 at 15:42

      Haha, lucky bugger

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  5. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 16, 2013 at 15:41

    America is for Americans?

    Fo sho?

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  6. ElNicko

    September 16, 2013 at 15:45

    No thanks , Ill be getting this delivered via Kalahari (praying that there is no delay).
    Im getting too old for this midnight launch stuff , its not like you’re gonna be able to play it when you get home.

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  7. Brady miaau

    September 16, 2013 at 15:47

    Do you guys thinks we could arrange, like, you know, a GTA V free day? At some point. Perhaps not today or tomorrow, but how about Thursday?

    Overload……….

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    • Hammersteyn

      September 16, 2013 at 15:51

      Why? Oh overload.

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      • Brady miaau

        September 16, 2013 at 15:54

        Not that it does not seem to the best thing sliced bread, but wow.

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        • Hammersteyn

          September 16, 2013 at 16:03

          It might be bigger than Syrim.

          * Runs away before the angry mob stones me

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          • M-m-m-monster John

            September 16, 2013 at 16:06

            I started replaying Skyrim recently. I really do love it, but I’m actually quite open to that speculation.

          • Skyblue

            September 16, 2013 at 16:10

            WHERE DID HE GO ??!!!???

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 16, 2013 at 16:15

            Who was that masked man?

          • Hammersteyn

            September 16, 2013 at 16:16

            Where?

          • Hammersteyn

            September 16, 2013 at 16:15

            LOL, “Look at those idiots they don’t even know where we live” – Homer Simpson

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 16, 2013 at 16:12

            Well it is like two times the size of the Skyrim map! Suck it Skyrim! *runs

          • Hammersteyn

            September 16, 2013 at 16:14

            I might not outrun the mob but as long as I can outrun you 😉

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 16, 2013 at 16:18

            Wheeze, get back here, wheeze…

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 16, 2013 at 16:15

            @rincethis:disqus and @hammersteyn:disqus : I’ll shoot both of you in the knees!

          • M-m-m-monster John

            September 16, 2013 at 16:23

            The dragonborn does not fear the human weaponry.

          • Hammersteyn

            September 16, 2013 at 16:27

            I think it might be hard to shout with a bullet in your throat. Then again a shattered knee cap might even be just as incapacitating

          • M-m-m-monster John

            September 16, 2013 at 16:30

            I shall wear modern knee armour….and keep adventuring…

  8. RincemySniperKittEH0-O

    September 16, 2013 at 15:56

    I have never been so excited for a game man! So looking forward to this weekend!

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    • M-m-m-monster John

      September 16, 2013 at 15:57

      I shall be working on my Steam backlog until it comes to pc. Enjoy. I am truly jealous.

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    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      September 16, 2013 at 15:58

      Yeah, I thought I was going to be immune to the hype, but I’m definitely regretting not pre-ordering this puppy… :/

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      • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

        September 16, 2013 at 15:59

        I actually haven’t preordered either. But will walk into CNA like a boss tomorrow…

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          September 16, 2013 at 16:14

          And hopefully walk out a champion, because they haven’t run out of stock 😉

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          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 16, 2013 at 16:26

            You shut up! But yes, I’ve tried ordering online and it won’t let me. Hope they have a copy tomorrow #sleeplessnightsahead #alwaysSP

        • Paul Fouche

          September 16, 2013 at 16:23

          CNA always has games somehow!

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          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 16, 2013 at 16:26

            It’s because it’s R100 more than everywhere else!

          • Paul Fouche

            September 16, 2013 at 16:29

            i drink more than that on a tuesday at the local pub .. 100 bux for no Que and no need to pre order

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 16, 2013 at 16:31

            Agreed! I will be there tomorrow!

        • M-m-m-monster John

          September 16, 2013 at 16:24

          It’s weird how Steam also always has stock. It’s like it doesn’t matter how many games people buy, they always have more…

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          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 16, 2013 at 16:26

            You shut up! That’s crazy talk!

          • M-m-m-monster John

            September 16, 2013 at 16:33

            I’m telling you dude. It’s some kind of sorcery.

            Speaking of which. Mweb might be throttling me. Thanks a lot Steam and humble bundle and tomb raider and steam specials…

  9. Umar Silent Hill Save Lisa :(

    September 16, 2013 at 16:00

    If this game fails and sux….What then oh Gamers…what will be left for you? I swear with all this hype, gamers will end up in hospital if this game sux

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    • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

      September 16, 2013 at 16:02

      I’ve bought enough rope for the both of us mate, and I’ve already got a tree in mind…

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      • Umar Silent Hill Save Lisa :(

        September 16, 2013 at 16:03

        to make a swing?

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        • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

          September 16, 2013 at 16:05

          Yes 🙂

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          • SaintsRowLee

            September 16, 2013 at 16:06

            So you are a swinger then, yes?

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 16, 2013 at 16:06

            Wait a moment… 0-O

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      September 16, 2013 at 16:03

      If it sucks… the games industry has just divided by zero, and existence as we know it will cease to be….

      Also, I’ll grow a moustache, wear a waistcoat with my suit, and go into investment banking as a broken… broken.. broken man.

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      • M-m-m-monster John

        September 16, 2013 at 16:05

        I don’t think they’ll give you the job if you have a stache. But I will be in line behind you nevertheless.

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        • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

          September 16, 2013 at 16:06

          And me too. I’ll start in the post department, something that is truly soul destroying…

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          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            September 16, 2013 at 16:07

            Yeah, everyone will say.. “the light has left him. He is nothing but a soulless husk, and Rockstar did it to him… ROCKSTAR LEFT HIM BROKEN AND IN MIDDLE MANAGEMENT!”

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 16, 2013 at 16:09

            Well, Rockstar held out on giving Gavin and the team a copy to review, they are capable of ANYTHING 0-O

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            September 16, 2013 at 16:10

            And then Rockstar reveals that they have been bought by EA, and this planet will drown in gamer tears… :/

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 16, 2013 at 16:11

            And that they will only make games for the Nintendo 2DS 0-0

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 16, 2013 at 16:12

            Personally, I won’t. I could do with some Vice in The Sims. I am still miffed that “Pimp” is not a career option for my Sim…

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            September 16, 2013 at 16:18

            Definitely a travesty, because clearly the chemistry set in Sims hints at breaking bad shenanigans… (especially with the cops coming around if you use it too much)

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 16, 2013 at 16:25

            EXACTLY!!! What is the point of having an evil sim if you cannot exploit your fellow human beings for your own benefit!?

          • M-m-m-monster John

            September 16, 2013 at 16:20

            Dammit dude. You’ll jinx it.

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            September 16, 2013 at 16:11

            Let’s not jinx it….

            Must return to happy thoughts.. happy thoughts of criminal mayhem and violence!!

    • SaintsRowLee

      September 16, 2013 at 16:04

      I thought the same as well. I am wondering as to the scope of this game: How many bugs are there?

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      • Sean Carbutt

        September 16, 2013 at 16:17

        This is Rockstar and unlike Crapcom, Bethseda and co, Rockstar release polished games made by gamers for gamers. Heck, Rockstar don’t even bother going to shows like E3.

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        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          September 16, 2013 at 16:20

          You make them sound like the hipsters of gaming… 😮

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          • Skyblue

            September 16, 2013 at 16:26

            Few employee claims might differ with that view though.

    • Skyblue

      September 16, 2013 at 16:05

      I think we’re okay. A good friend of mine got a copy on saturday and it’s dragged him away from COD since then. He is being very quiet as to how he got a copy so early though…

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      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        September 16, 2013 at 16:09

        Maybe he’s quiet because the game is so terrible, that he’s been forced to hide away… embarrassed? 😛

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        • Skyblue

          September 16, 2013 at 16:12

          On the contrary, he’s been playing since the original GTA and is a… delighted fan apparently

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    • Avithar

      September 16, 2013 at 16:53

      there is still fifa 14 PES and Batman…

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  10. HeniQpotter

    September 17, 2013 at 08:08

    8:00 am and no new review, yet? Wonder who is playing GTA V?

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    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      September 17, 2013 at 08:33

      We don’t have the game yet, unfortunately. We’re buying it, just like everyone else.

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      • HeniQpotter

        September 17, 2013 at 08:44

        LOL. Well that just sucks, welcome to our world, I guess.

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        • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

          September 17, 2013 at 08:52

          Happens more often than you’d imagine. 😉 There’s a misconception that we just get everything for free. It’s just not true. bought my Wii U, Vita, PS3, Xbox 360…and just about everything else too. ;P

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  11. Tidycpc

    September 17, 2013 at 12:05

    Sound like Kenny Powers

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  12. Maxiviper117

    September 17, 2013 at 16:51

    Since my year PS3’s Blu- ray drive broke, i had to buy GTA V on PSN for R800 :?, better be worth it.

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