A a recent Counter Strike LAN in Moscow, a team promoter decided to test the mettle of his team during a match. How you ask? Obviously he unleashed Russian strippers upon them. Proving that Counter Strike players are indomitably focused, the presence of hot women and their breasts failed to put them off their game. Or it’s proven that Counter-Strike players are, like I expect, androgynous demi-humans completely void of genitalia.
Regular readers would know that I love games; but I love the fine female form even more – and no matter how important the game, boobs will always win. Even if they belong to some of the most haggard looking Russian strippers. I can only assume that this is because our own Lolly Jackson already owns all the hot ones.
More pics after the jump, many of which are quite NSFW.
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Last Updated: November 2, 2009
krYtHan
November 2, 2009 at 12:22
Not the best looking women now are they? Still, free breasts should always take preference. Then again, not the best looking women now are they?
What a vicious cycle.
LazySAGamer
November 2, 2009 at 12:28
Computer games shouldn’t ever take precedence over naked women,… ever… it’s not human
krYtHan
November 2, 2009 at 12:41
Diablo 3 takes precedence over everything. Even eating.
koldFU5iON
November 2, 2009 at 12:32
They’re playing on CRT Monitors?!
janrik
November 2, 2009 at 12:33
Both thanks. My girl games.
Fred
November 2, 2009 at 12:45
Random naked russian chicks will win all the time. No contest. But if it is between your other half with which you were married to for the past 10 years and that new copy of Modern Warfare …. mmmmm
Loki
November 2, 2009 at 12:53
Games will always win… Ok just kidding!
koldFU5iON
November 2, 2009 at 13:59
CRT screens… has everyone lost focus?
Geoff
November 2, 2009 at 14:00
We’re blinded by boobies.
darthdad
November 2, 2009 at 14:19
Lagz seems to be enjoying himself. :biggrin:
Nick de Bruyne
November 2, 2009 at 15:00
Did anyone notice that the chicks bikini top says “RL”(usually stands for ‘real life’). I found that pretty damn funny actually, as it is all too true. de boobs, dey exist in da RL, dat place dat exist wit drinkin and ‘angover.
PillsburyDeeBoy
November 2, 2009 at 17:13
Everything I do – not almost everything but absolutely everything – is in pursuit of action. These boys are insane…
But then again… these women do kinda take off their clothes for a living. Sorta kills the fun of the chase, now, doesn’t it?
fighthall
November 2, 2009 at 20:42
Most likely if they did look they will be shot for being traitors to Mother Russia!!
dewej
November 2, 2009 at 23:06
wow, there is something distinctly immoral about this, those CRT screens should be burned! and those counter-stike players shot! the naked woman? eh, whatever…
dislekcia
November 3, 2009 at 12:12
See, this is what happens when you use ball mice for “competitive edge”. No mousing on “alternative surfaces”.
Because really, headshots off nipples count more.
Daniel Balusik
November 3, 2009 at 22:42
koldFU5iON to answer your question :). you get a much better response time on CRT monitors for any FPS games, although it might not give you any of the “pretty colours” an LCD might give you, the picture, especially in CS or CS:S is much clearer – don’t ask me how or why. Most pro gamers still use CRT’s for competitive play even though they might have sponsors that sponsor LCD’s which they would use for personal use. Hope that helps :ninja: