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Girls Who Game Get More Sex

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Cosmopoliton, the women’s magazine that feature’s more scantily-clad women than most magazines has a habit of dispensing advice relating to carnal matters.

In their latest bit of dating counsel, they recommend women who fancy a bit of pickle tickling get a Wii or visit an arcade. Why? Video games lead to more sex!

According to the quintessential women’s lifestyle magazine, girls who play games get their bellies tickled from the inside four times a week, once more than their game-eschewing sisters. That’s what their cited survey says, anyway.

“If you don’t have a Wii, hit up an arcade together,” suggests Cosmo. “He’ll be in man-date heaven, and you’ll win too.” Presumably because you’ll be the recipient of his lustful thrusting.  There you have it, ladies. If you want to spend more time getting shot with the ol’ yoghurt rifle, spend more time getting headshots.

Hey…maybe there is a market for these!

Source : Gamereactor

Last Updated: October 19, 2010


  1. eXp

    October 19, 2010 at 13:09

    the ol’ yolghurt rifle

    *frikkin DIES*


  2. easy

    October 19, 2010 at 13:11

    don’t beat around the bush Geoff… just tell it like it is 😉


  3. Bobby Kotick for Dummies

    October 19, 2010 at 13:21

    If your woman knows how to handle a joystick, of course she’s going to get more loving! It’s logical. :blush: :heart:


  4. Christo Le Grange

    October 19, 2010 at 13:25

    hahaha…bellies tockeld from the inside…nice


  5. Bobby Kotick for Dummies

    October 19, 2010 at 13:35

    Heheheh! Best quote ever!


  6. Cleric

    October 19, 2010 at 14:21

    “Study shows that women worth sleeping with get sex as often as they want. Fact”


  7. Grant Hinds

    October 19, 2010 at 14:49

    The ‘ol YOGURT RIFLE?! Sho, super weird Geoff…


  8. Geoffrey Tim

    October 19, 2010 at 14:54

    single-Barreled pump-action yoghurt rifle, to be precise. 😉


  9. Steve Hofmeyr

    October 19, 2010 at 16:25

    Snot sambok?


  10. Maxiviper117

    October 19, 2010 at 16:31

    @ Geoff, I think you forgot something “single-Barreled pump-action yoghurt rifle” with a double ball magazine.


  11. Cleric

    October 19, 2010 at 17:25

    Or in Geof’s case, single pump, single barrel…


  12. M@GE

    October 19, 2010 at 20:47

    Don’t forget, the yoghurt is full-cream, not low-fat. 😉


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