Greenpeace warns against eating your console

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You gotta love Greenpeace, no really you do otherwise everyone thinks your a puppy killer or something.

Anyway these idiots er guys have now come out to warn us that our consoles may cause erectile dysfunction… no not because we play way to many games and don’t spend enough time with the opposite sex but because they contain certain bad chemicals…

Now forgive me if I am wrong here but it’s been a while since I last ingested any part of a gaming console and if you do regularly eat your console then you have way bigger problems than erectile dysfunction to worry about…. Either way you have now been warned…

[Thanks to doobiwan for the tip]

Last Updated: May 30, 2008

Gavin Mannion

I for one welcome our future robotic overlords

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