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Help me design the butt-ugliest car possible in Need for Speed Heat

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While I still need to do the review for it (Soon, I promise!), there’s a lot of stuff about Need for Speed Heat that I do like and appreciate. It’s not the best racing game ever made, but it is leagues better than the abysmal Need for Speed Payback and its system of upgrading cars doesn’t make me want to rip my own eyeballs out in sheer frustration.

One thing that Need for Speed Heat does exceptionally well though? Provide a workshop wherein you can apply some fantastic liveries to your vehicle of choice. Whether you’re going for a simple gloss black finish, aiming to be quicker off the starting line with go-faster stripes or you feel like throwing down some sponsorship stickers, the choices so far feel endless.

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Which is why I want to create the butt-ugliest car of all time. I can’t do it alone though.

If my brief sojourn into car tuner culture has taught me anything, it’s that every racer with too many Fast ‘n Furious DVDs in their film collection thinks that more is better. Every car looks like a peacock if its wings had been ripped off and replaced with pistons, an unholy abomination of contrasting colours and overcrowded space that would make a graphic designer chug a bottle of vodka out of pure professional despair if they saw the end result of your customisation.

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So how do we create the very worst there ever was, like no one tuned before? Give me some ideas! Let’s make fugly history and have some fun. Tell me what you think I should stick onto a car. Tell me what car I should use, what colour I should go for and where I should place certain decals. Should I have “Slow news day” plastered on the windshield, with a candy-purple gloss paint that has lime green stripes on the side?

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The possibilities are endless, and with your help, I think we could go down in history as the people who ruined tuner culture forever. Let the Critical Hit Custom Car Challenge…BEGIN!

Last Updated: November 11, 2019

27 Comments

  1. I think you’re gonna need a Citroen, that Volvo they gave you at the intro is a nasty piece of work too. Might be fun to take a genuinely good looking car and ruin it, easily done by maximizing that camber option! Also can try make a batmobile!

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    • Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

      November 13, 2019 at 10:14

      Fucking hate that stance bullshit. Tyres were never designed to that and it’s a safety hazard

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    • Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

      November 13, 2019 at 10:14

      Fucking hate that stance bullshit. Tyres were never designed to that and it’s a safety hazard

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  2. Kromas

    November 12, 2019 at 07:54

    Do you get a toyota bakkie in the game? 😛

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    • Admiral Chief

      November 12, 2019 at 09:13

      He said ugly, not common

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    • Admiral Chief

      November 12, 2019 at 09:13

      He said ugly, not common

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    • Admiral Chief

      November 12, 2019 at 09:13

      He said ugly, not common

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    • The D

      November 12, 2019 at 09:56

      Nah, Toyota still sucks and won’t let NFS Heat have any of their rad cars.

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      • BradeLunner

        November 12, 2019 at 10:21

        Man I wanted to get the 86 and live vicariously through the game. Maybe the BRZ is there.

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  3. Hammersteyn

    November 12, 2019 at 09:13

  4. Hammersteyn

    November 12, 2019 at 09:13

  5. Admiral Chief

    November 12, 2019 at 09:13

    The more stripes on the bonnet and kazoz pipes in the back the car has, the more HP it puts out
    #BrakpanMaths

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  6. Admiral Chief

    November 12, 2019 at 09:13

    The more stripes on the bonnet and kazoz pipes in the back the car has, the more HP it puts out
    #BrakpanMaths

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  7. Admiral Chief

    November 12, 2019 at 09:13

    The more stripes on the bonnet and kazoz pipes in the back the car has, the more HP it puts out
    #BrakpanMaths

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  8. Jacques Van Zyl

    November 12, 2019 at 13:48

    Don’t forget the Hatsune Miku on the back of your car!

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  9. Yozzie

    November 12, 2019 at 08:42

    Just add a yellow CA number plate on it and BOOM. Most common, douchiest and low IQ driven car on the road.

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    • Admiral Chief

      November 12, 2019 at 09:13

      Or just make the car look like that Nova skin you have

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    • Admiral Chief

      November 12, 2019 at 09:13

      Or just make the car look like that Nova skin you have

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    • Admiral Chief

      November 12, 2019 at 09:13

      Or just make the car look like that Nova skin you have

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      • Yozzie

        November 12, 2019 at 09:13

        My Nova is decked out in VISA skin now, thank you very much.

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      • Yozzie

        November 12, 2019 at 09:13

        My Nova is decked out in VISA skin now, thank you very much.

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      • Yozzie

        November 12, 2019 at 09:13

        My Nova is decked out in VISA skin now, thank you very much.

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        • Admiral Chief

          November 12, 2019 at 09:14

          VISA skin…you mean you paid again???

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        • Admiral Chief

          November 12, 2019 at 09:14

          VISA skin…you mean you paid again???

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        • Admiral Chief

          November 12, 2019 at 09:14

          VISA skin…you mean you paid again???

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    • Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

      November 13, 2019 at 10:14

      ND would like to have a word.

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  10. Jacques Van Zyl

    November 12, 2019 at 13:48

    Don’t forget the Hatsune Miku on the back of your car!

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