WANT TO GO BOWLING?
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Umar Silent Hill Save Lisa :(
September 16, 2013 at 13:30
Dafuq is this post!!!!!! LOL
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 16, 2013 at 13:32
Dude, I think Brenda’s been hitting the bottle…
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 13:35
Correction Brenda is hitting the bottle HARD!!
Hammersteyn
September 16, 2013 at 13:38
I think he broke the bottle
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 13:42
like this?
Hammersteyn
September 16, 2013 at 13:43
Silly sod! How do you know if he is bleeding. Should have used white wine.
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 13:45
Is this better? its how they train North Korean Soldiers.
Hammersteyn
September 16, 2013 at 13:46
Why does she have a flag from Norway on her shoulder?
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 13:47
She is pretending to be the enemy you see. 😉
Hammersteyn
September 16, 2013 at 13:48
Aaaaah. Not bad though. I will fight her any day 😉
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 13:48
You have yellow fever sir?
Hammersteyn
September 16, 2013 at 13:50
She would say yerrow
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 16, 2013 at 14:00
You too! LACIST
Hammersteyn
September 16, 2013 at 14:04
And lacist isn’t?
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 14:04
I’m not lacist, never said anything bad.
Hammersteyn
September 16, 2013 at 14:06
Yellow fever is kinda derogatory. At least you’re not bashing Arabs.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 16, 2013 at 14:06
(again)
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 14:07
But I could….. oh I could…
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 16, 2013 at 14:09
Why do you want to?
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 14:12
I don’t really. I am just kidding.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 16, 2013 at 14:06
Haha, no
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 16, 2013 at 14:00
OI
Grant Hancock
September 16, 2013 at 14:18
why does she have an upside down flag of Norway on her shoulder ?
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 16, 2013 at 14:18
SNAP!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
September 16, 2013 at 14:25
Back in the day, when you had cavalry riding across a field, your nation’s flag would be at the head. That’s why flags on military uniforms are inverted, so that it looks like it’s flapping in the wind (majestically).
Grant Hancock
September 16, 2013 at 15:01
Ahh cool … I did not know that
Sageville
September 16, 2013 at 13:58
Picture of someone breaking bottle over woman’s head, glass everywhere and we fixate on the flag on her shoulder.
Hammer, we must be on the same buggered wavelength.
Hammersteyn
September 16, 2013 at 14:04
Cool, I thought I was the only insane person here.
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 14:05
You’re not alone…
Hammersteyn
September 16, 2013 at 14:05
* You’re hehe
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 14:07
The scary thing is I got 90’s in school for English, Must of been lost during those years as a stoner..
That Tall Twit
September 16, 2013 at 14:14
Well spotted Sir.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 16, 2013 at 14:18
It’s upside down isn’t it?
That Tall Twit
September 16, 2013 at 14:19
Picture is just mirrored.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
September 16, 2013 at 14:41
Nope (as I explained above), most armies do that, the flag is inverted so that it looks like it’s flapping in the wind (i.e. carried by cavalry). It’s an old military tradition. Some nations don’t do it any more though…
That Dark Twit
September 16, 2013 at 15:24
And on a completely unrelated note, she is quite a looker.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
September 16, 2013 at 14:29
What is it about women in uniform…? Good grief… me likey!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
September 16, 2013 at 14:32
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/06/14/us-norway-women-conscription-idUSBRE95D0NB20130614
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 14:35
Me too man.
Sageville
September 16, 2013 at 14:43
Werd!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
September 16, 2013 at 14:46
cough.. it’s not that weird… cough!
Rock789
September 16, 2013 at 15:03
Hey, that looks like a regular Saturday night at my place! 🙂
Umar Silent Hill Save Lisa :(
September 16, 2013 at 13:36
I think we need an intervention…….
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 13:37
AA?
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 16, 2013 at 13:38
Agreed!
oVg
September 16, 2013 at 13:31
Sure cousin, Ill meet you there in 5 minutes.
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 16, 2013 at 13:32
HAHAHAH! What the hell happened here Darryn?!
Hammersteyn
September 16, 2013 at 13:34
It’s not time for FFD is it?
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 16, 2013 at 13:35
I don’t think so. But who knows what goes on in Darryn’s mind 0-O
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 16, 2013 at 13:36
Remember that shopped Saturday Night Fever? picture with Darryn as Travolta & Geoff in the delightful red frock?
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 16, 2013 at 13:38
0-O
Anon A Mouse
September 16, 2013 at 13:36
Darryl got his dates wrong, he thought it was April 1st.
And he is trolling to get batman of the week, but I think Gavin has that one wrapped up already.
Hammersteyn
September 16, 2013 at 13:34
My only regret is that he never waits outside…… on the pavement…….. where a car could drive.
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 16, 2013 at 13:34
Agreed!
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 13:34
It be drinking time again!
oVg
September 16, 2013 at 13:36
Hammersteyn
September 16, 2013 at 13:42
Super Win!
Umar Silent Hill Save Lisa :(
September 16, 2013 at 13:43
ROFLOL….Thank You!!
oVg
September 16, 2013 at 13:45
The last homage to the game we all fell in and out of love with.
Time to marry wife no 5.
Umar Silent Hill Save Lisa :(
September 16, 2013 at 13:47
To a long and happy marriage!
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 16, 2013 at 13:46
HAHAHAHHAHA!
HeniQpotter
September 16, 2013 at 13:36
LOL
SaintsRowLee
September 16, 2013 at 13:39
GET THEE BEHIND ME YE SPAWN OF EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 13:43
hehe
oVg
September 16, 2013 at 13:48
lol
Marius Nell
September 16, 2013 at 13:43
Hey Cousin, can we get a review?
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
September 16, 2013 at 14:33
unfortunately, we’ll be getting the game the same time as you guys. 🙁
Marius Nell
September 16, 2013 at 14:44
That sucks. Lets go bowling then while we wait
Hammersteyn
September 16, 2013 at 13:45
Hey Darryn it’s your Gavin. Want to get back to work?
Spathi
September 16, 2013 at 13:46
Hahhahahahaaha excellent!
oVg
September 16, 2013 at 13:46
Work is for sissies.
Gavin Mannion
September 16, 2013 at 13:55
Sorry I had to step out to answer legal calls and this happened.. Brenda will be punished
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 16, 2013 at 13:59
HAHA, can we vote on the punishment?
oVg
September 16, 2013 at 14:00
death by curry
Sageville
September 16, 2013 at 14:00
Testicular drawer slammage imo.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 16, 2013 at 14:01
Ouch, ouch
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 16, 2013 at 14:17
No Batman Origins privileges.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 16, 2013 at 14:18
I was thinking of that Casino Royale torture….ouch ouch
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 16, 2013 at 14:01
TWO ghost peppers!
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 14:01
in the rectum!
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 16, 2013 at 14:01
I worry about you Tanya…
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 14:02
But why?
Spathi
September 16, 2013 at 14:21
Twilight trilogy in one sitting!
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 16, 2013 at 14:23
Nah, Brenda would like that sparkly silly things
Sageville
September 16, 2013 at 14:29
Eish, thats a bit harsh?
charlie scene
September 16, 2013 at 14:02
Ag we all had a good laugh…. wait I’m logged in as Charlie scene?Disqus is broken again! I can swear all I want. Booger,Poop,Damn,Hell!
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 14:03
I thought I was crazy.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 16, 2013 at 14:07
But who are you really then?
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 14:08
Foxhound!
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 14:18
Well he isn’t Charlie Sheen that’s for sure.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 16, 2013 at 14:15
I should hope so, this blob post was malicious & sensationalist!
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 14:16
It was smart way to get comments though..
ElimiNathan
September 16, 2013 at 14:00
LOL. Lets do it!
Blackhawk
September 16, 2013 at 14:11
Hahahaha, trawling for comments like a BAWSSS!
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
September 16, 2013 at 14:18
Did some one say bowling?
The Noble TiMsTeR
September 16, 2013 at 14:22
that’s right bowling.
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
September 16, 2013 at 14:42
They can handle my balls and Bowling Pin any time 😉
Guest
September 16, 2013 at 14:22
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Oooh-Myyy-George-Takei-Reaction-Gif.gif
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 16, 2013 at 14:40
LOL Soo freaky
InsanityFlea
September 16, 2013 at 14:23
Not now Roman, I have some stuff going on.
Sageville
September 16, 2013 at 14:37
V minus 9 Hours and counting…..
My body is ready.
I’ve pre-bullshitted the work people regarding tomorrows “sickness”
I’ve managed my wife’s “Husbandic attendance” expectations for tomorrow.
Pre-rolled my gaming consumables.
BRING FORTH THE AWESOME.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
September 16, 2013 at 14:49
Man I wish I preordered… 🙁
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
September 16, 2013 at 14:39
I just realized something… ALL THE GUYS HERE WANT THE V!!
Paul Fouche
September 16, 2013 at 14:47
O_o ?
hairyknees
September 16, 2013 at 15:10
Best article ever! *LG Awards 2013 Nominee*
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 16, 2013 at 15:39
Smoking socks again Matty?
hairyknees
September 16, 2013 at 16:41
😀
Mike
September 16, 2013 at 15:12
It’s funny that out of all the post today this one has gotten the most comments.
Brian Murphy
September 16, 2013 at 19:09
1) Open phone, accept event request
2) Open phone, call Cousin, say you can’t make it.
3) Continue playing the game however you want, without any reputation penalties.
People complain about the stupidest shit.