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How A Penis Ruined Christmas

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Ten-year-old Kade Goodman’s Christmas – and quite possibly his life – was ruined by the unfortunate sight of exposed male genitalia, when it was discovered that the used PSP he’d received for festivus contained an explicit picture of a penis.

The offending image was discovered by the lad’s 13 year old brother, who found it in the background images. Kade’s father Shon was rather upset by the ordeal.

“At first I thought it was a joke,” he said. “Maybe it will come off. But when I started getting into it and started to erase it and couldn’t, the more I thought about it, the madder I got.”

Unable to remove the picture they took the system back to CD Tradepost who – while they should’ve cleaned it completely before reselling it in the first place -ร‚ย  promptly cleared the image and gave the family a free game. 10 year old boys should never be exposed to the genitals of other men. Had the image been a lovely set of breasts though, I don’t think anyone would have really been too upset.

This wouldn’t be the first time a penis has ruined Christmas. Last Christmas I found out my girlfriend had a soft spot for my best mate. Unfortunately, it was her vagina.

Source : Kotaku.

Last Updated: January 6, 2010


  1. Nick de Bruyne

    January 6, 2010 at 14:51

    Don’t worry Geoff, you know I will always think of you as my first true love


  2. Reaver

    January 6, 2010 at 14:53

    Oh Geoff, how long have you been waiting to slip that “soft spot” joke into an article?


    • Geoff

      January 6, 2010 at 14:57

      About 6 years. ๐Ÿ˜›


      • Bobby Kotick approves

        January 6, 2010 at 22:41

        You sir… made my day with that soft spot joke.


  3. dislekcia

    January 6, 2010 at 14:58

    Those damned penises! Forever ruining everything…


  4. uberutang

    January 6, 2010 at 15:02

    LOL. Classic.


  5. PillsburyDeeBoy

    January 6, 2010 at 16:28

    Wait, wait, wait. Are you for real, Geoff? About your homie and your chikita? That is no friend, dude.


    • Geoff

      January 6, 2010 at 16:32

      Nah dude, it was a joke. ๐Ÿ™‚

      My mates are mates, and my woman’s still mine. ๐Ÿ˜‰


      • Nick de Bruyne

        January 6, 2010 at 16:36

        Although Geoff still spanks me occasionally. But it’s not what you think, it’s all still cool because our ladies like watching


  6. James

    January 6, 2010 at 16:45

    Quality soft spot joke!!


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