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How Bioshock Infinite’s Elizabeth was stolen

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Is Bioshock Infinite a great game built on lies and the hard work of Ren and Stimpy? Yes, yes it is. And we’ve got proof right here to justify the fact that Ken Levine and the team at Irrational are a bunch of idea thieves.

Elizabeth. She’s the heart and soul of the game. The eyes and attitude to Booker DeWitt’s eyes up chin down approach to solving problems. She’s the reason why people are playing the game, blasting their way through obstacles so that Elizabeth can experience true freedom.

She’s the most original character seen this year, filled with more emotion than David Cage can shake a stick at. She’s also been around since 1992. With undeniable proof before us, Lazygamer accidentally discovered while surfing for videos revolving around funny cats and Peter Molyneux vitriol that Elizabeth first popped up in an episode of Ren and Stimpy, title “Powdered Toast Man”.

Known simply as “Lovely assistant”, and minus the fact that she has around a grand total of 23 seconds screen time in the 9 minute short, the resemblance is uncanny. Here, see for yourself:

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We booked a plane flight to wherever it is that Irrational Games is located with some hush hush money from Sega about that bug in the one Sonic game that allows you extra speed after obtaining the Chaos Cocaine gem. We managed to corner creative director Ken Levine in his studio, where we asked him to explain what was going on. This is what Levine had to say;

Who the hell are you people? Security! And give me back my wallet!

One short deportation flight later, and we were back, with more questions that ever before. Such as “Did we forget to bring Geoff back from Guantanamo Bay?” and “Was that cavity search really necessary?”. Whatever the final result, we know that Bioshock Infinite is a game built on lies and deception.

Last Updated: April 1, 2013

23 Comments

  1. Man, Elizabeth is uhg-lee!

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  2. cywizz

    April 1, 2013 at 10:32

    I belive you guys sat next to the April fool on the plain Darryn? How did that go? 😉

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  3. Skyblue

    April 1, 2013 at 11:08

  4. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    April 1, 2013 at 16:09

    10/10 for even finding this “similarity”.

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  5. umar bastra

    April 1, 2013 at 16:18

    Nail’d it

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  6. URMOM

    April 1, 2013 at 21:18

    ELIZABETH IS MINE MINE AND I WILL BE HER HUSBAND

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  7. thecombine

    April 2, 2013 at 00:19

    Is this some kind of a troll post or something?!
    how in the hell is Elisabeth based on a character who was in ren and stimpy that was on screen for a total of 9 seconds related!?
    its like saying that girl in the red dress in that corner who I know nothing about is obviously a clone of the girl in the red dress who lives in australia with a cow horn on her head!

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    • Canin Christell

      April 2, 2013 at 04:57

      Posted on…

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      April 2, 2013 at 08:41

      Don’t worry, the realization of when this was posted will hit you in 3,2,1………

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    • Sir Captain Rincethis

      April 2, 2013 at 10:10

      Are you kidding me? 0-o

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  8. that guy

    April 2, 2013 at 06:48

    i thought she looked alot like belle from beauty and the beast

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    • CaptainNemo42

      April 2, 2013 at 08:32

      She does have that Disney “Princess” quality to her.

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      April 2, 2013 at 08:41

      Thought the same thing

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  9. matthurstrsa

    April 2, 2013 at 07:10

    I need some Infinite in my life! Downloaded the Nvidia drivers this morning and it just made me want the game MOAR!

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  10. OVG

    April 2, 2013 at 07:11

    Now would you kindly return Geoff before he gets fondled.

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  11. Admiral Chief Erwin

    April 2, 2013 at 08:14

    Yup, I’d still hit that

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  12. OVG

    April 2, 2013 at 08:28

    Great April Fools. Where the hell was this sitting in your head?

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    • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

      April 2, 2013 at 08:36

      Ren and Stimpy my man. It brings the crazy.

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  13. Slade Boender

    April 2, 2013 at 10:03

    THEY SEE ME TROLLING THEY BE HATING ^^,

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  14. OVG

    April 3, 2013 at 07:06

    ANGRY

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  15. Price2411

    June 24, 2013 at 19:07

    There is no resemblance between Elizabeth and that….CREATURE. This is uncomparable. Elizabeth has that Disney princess feeling but not the one compared in the pictures.

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  16. Michael

    July 16, 2014 at 02:40

    Actually, she has more of a resemblance to belle from Beauty and the Beast.

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