I’ve got good news and bad news for y’all. Good news: It’s a four day week. Bad news: It’s the only one for the rest of April, because you’ll be working like an underpaid serf until a small reprieve in May turns up. Happy Tuesday!
In Other News: Duck Tales finds the plot, The Witcher has 300 nuances, GTA V box art sort of revealed, Torchlight 2 gets modded and Sega introduces goat-processing.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy trying to spear people riding high horses.
Duck Tales Remastered has an expanded plot
David Hayter posts farewell after 15 years as Snake
UK Charts – Bioshock Infinite ascends to first
GTA V partial box art revealed via mural
Best of PSN volume 01 surfaces
Zeno Clash 2 takes a swing at Steam on April 30
Torchlight 2 mod tools have been released
The Witcher 3 features more than 300 small variations in its end
What’s on at The Movies
You’re going to need a bigger demigod in this first trailer for Percy Jackson – Sea of Monsters
Hermione just robbed our asses in this real red band trailer for This is the end
Tuesday Box Office Report – Yo Joe, it’s Tyler Perry!
Learn the art of staring in these new posters for the Great Gatsby, plus a new TV spot
Wow is all that you can say in this trailer for Steven Soderbergh’s Behind the candlebra
This is the end fools us with a trailer for Pineapple Express 2
Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg are not working together in this trailer for 2 Guns
Model: Rikki Six
Last Updated: April 2, 2013