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So there I was, ready to take a gamble with GTA Online. My palms were sweaty, my knees weak and my arms were heavy…but that was because of something else. And then the bloody power went out. I will have my vengeance Eskom, in this life or the next.

In Other News: Zynga is bored with games, Everquest 2 goes says to hell with grinding, the worst pre-order bonus ever and Knick Knack on your iPaddy wack.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today because we were too busy whoring out our tweets. JUSHT LIKE YOUR MOTHER TREBEK!

News

Zynga founder bored with all games right now
Rocksmith 2014 adds Green Day, Def Leppard and Deftones to tracklist
Soul Calibur Unbreakable trademarked, suggests another new project
Scribblenauts Unlimited finally hits Europe on December 6
Everquest II now allows you to just buy a level 85 character
Sony to release free Knack iOS puzzle game
WTF – Sonic Lost Worlds pre-order bonus is extra lives
KickAss 2 game announced

Stuff

Raiden is one of the best video game action figures I’ve ever seen
Why console game design and free to play don’t mix – And what needs to change
Not all game art needs to feature dragons and mechs
What I learnt and what I didn’t from League of Legends Noob School

Videos

Halo 4 – GOTY Edition trailer

Sniper Elite V3 – Debut trailer

Need for Speed Rivals – Gameplay: Progression Pursuit Tech

What’s on at The Movies

Just how super is Agents of SHIELD? What did you think
These real life superheroes did indeed rock up
The Simpsons will see a major character die again in the 25th season
Jackie Chan is back in this trailer for CZ12
Paradox Alice trailer
Midweek Mouth Off – Small screen obsessions
Keanu Reeves talks Man of Tai Chi
There is dragonfire and ruin in this new trailer for The Hobbit – The Desolation of Smaug

 

Last Updated: October 2, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

28 Comments

  1. I know this isnt @themovies……but for anyone interested in a good series, go chec kout Sleepy Hollow. VERY good.

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 2, 2013 at 16:07

      Scary? I cant wait for Season 4 of The walking Dead

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      • Ultimo_Cleric N7

        October 2, 2013 at 16:11

        Not really, a few ‘jump’ moments, but otherwise fine.

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 2, 2013 at 16:12

          I like the way they’ve done the headless horseman. He looks badass.

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    • ElimiNathan

      October 2, 2013 at 16:32

      Dude i think its craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

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      • Ultimo_Cleric N7

        October 2, 2013 at 16:52

        Compared to Agents of Shield its a work of art man

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  2. Lardus-Resident Perve

    October 2, 2013 at 16:09

    Contrary to picture evidence, Natalia does not have a blurry ass 😛

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    • SaintsRowNigri

      October 2, 2013 at 16:21

      Really? I thought it was my glasses steaming up…

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      • floorball

        October 2, 2013 at 20:56

        hah

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  3. Hammersteyn

    October 2, 2013 at 16:16

    Contreras?

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  4. SaintsRowNigri

    October 2, 2013 at 16:16

    Official SaintsRowNigri rating of today’s ION header is: “I’ll let you all perve over my wife just this once!”

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    • Airborne

      October 2, 2013 at 16:43

      What a co-incidence!!! I am letting them perve over my mistress today too!!!

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    • Lardus-Resident Perve

      October 2, 2013 at 17:59

      Dude, she’s married? Sorry man, didn’t know before taking her home that night at the swingers club 😛

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      • SaintsRowNigri

        October 2, 2013 at 18:37

        Yeah, then she met me…

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  5. Jonah Cash

    October 2, 2013 at 16:19

    Sniper Elite V3!!!!!!! Oh hell yeah!!! And on next gen!!! Om my giddy aunt that is awesome!!!!

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  6. Umar Jaeger

    October 2, 2013 at 16:21

    Seriously.. Eminem reference loool…nice one though…I guess you only got once chance

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 2, 2013 at 16:24

      You been gone the whole day lol

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      • Umar Jaeger

        October 2, 2013 at 16:25

        Really?? Is not 8 am??? I must’ve been sleeping for a long time 🙁 did I miss anything good?

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 2, 2013 at 16:28

          Did you play Gta v all day?

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  7. TiMsTeR1033

    October 2, 2013 at 16:27

    IN OTHER NEWS: WILL GTA ONLINE WORK TONIGHT? WILL I DRINK A BOTTLE OF BRANDY WAITING FOR IT TO WORK, OR WILL I SLIT MY WRISTS IN DESPAIR…….. ALL IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DBZ!

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    • Hammersteyn

      October 2, 2013 at 16:30

      LOL

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    • Lardus-Resident Perve

      October 2, 2013 at 17:07

      It will take you 5 episodes to drink the brandy, and 10 to bleed out if you slit your wrists. Unless it is DBZ Kai, then the timeframe is 4,8 😛

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    • HvR

      October 2, 2013 at 17:43

      You can always pop off to your nearest McD for a McMuffin and go super saiyan Tanya on them.

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  8. John's better judgement

    October 2, 2013 at 16:35

    Sniper Elite woohoo
    NFS meh

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  9. HvR

    October 2, 2013 at 17:37

    You missed some important other news:

    Tom Clancy passed away yesterday after brief illness.

    RIP and thank you for your brilliant novels which inspired a lot of video games.

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    • SaintsRowNigri

      October 2, 2013 at 18:40

      You shitting us? Nope. Google confirms. RIP. splinter cell rainbow 6 remain all time favorites. Ghost Recon too

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  10. FUCK GAYS

    October 3, 2013 at 16:52

    holy motherfucking mighty christ. i got a huge boner, seriously who is that woman?

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  11. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    October 3, 2013 at 17:08

    So Zynga is bored with games. I guess Don Mattrick is working his magic again…. That Jacket is truly a force for evil.

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