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Right now, I’m packing for rAge. Yep I’m jetting up to sunny Jozi again, except this time, I’m getting out of the airport. Clothing? Check! Shoes? Check! Anti-anxiety pills? Double-check!

In Other News: Plants vs zombies vs Android, Blizzard feels a storm on the way, Capcom loses 50% of its workforce and Rome was improved in a day.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy being one of the chosen in GTA Online.

News

Plants vs Zombies 2 coming soon to Android
Total War Rome 2 patch includes over 140 improvements
This is what happens when you’re inside a collapsing building in Battlefield 4
Ace Combat Infinity is gearing up for a worldwide beta
Capcom Europe workforce to be halved
$100 million budget, $60 games will put companies out of business warns Volition
Blizzard files Heroes of the Storm trademark
Xbox One developers won’t be forced to shoot for 1080p says exec

Stuff

Action sports – The striking parallels between videogame and skateboarding culture
The maths behind the Forza FilmSpeed advert
Playstation’s best mobsters
The space people of the future have rad spacesuits

Videos

Battlefield 4 – Beta trailer

Xbox One Kinect – Tech demo

Gran Turismo 6 – Bathurst trailer

What’s on at The Movies

It’s official – The Day of the Doctor will be simulcast to 75 countries, including us
Top List Thursday – Top ten animals versus humans movies
James McAvoy talks X-Men Days of Future Past – The most ambitious X-Men film yet
The Wolverine Unleashed Extended Edition arrives on Blu Ray and DVD December 3
Friday the 13th could return, producers exploring new ideas for the franchise
We Review RIPD – This supernatural action comedy has some sparks of life but is mostly dead on arrival
This 3D trailer for Machete Kills is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before

Model: Shamara-Gabriella

Last Updated: October 3, 2013

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96 Comments

  1. Wow, now that is one pretty homegrown hottie!

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 3, 2013 at 16:03

      not too shabby ey nige.

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    • Ultimo_Cleric N7

      October 3, 2013 at 16:21

      Hottie SA lady I have seen in a while.

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  2. TiMsTeR1033

    October 3, 2013 at 16:04

    Gta online during the day in South Africa prob works alot better than at night! Damn you Darryn!

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    • Vampyre Squirrel

      October 4, 2013 at 08:42

      Worked pretty well this morning… except no one else was online 😛

      Reply

  3. Jonah Cash

    October 3, 2013 at 16:05

    Jissie!!! Dit is seker die mooiste tuisgebakte meisei die jaar…. Eintlik sy is by verre die mooiste die jaar….

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    • John's better judgement

      October 3, 2013 at 16:07

      Tuis gegroei doesn’t quite have the same ring.

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      • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

        October 3, 2013 at 16:07

        Prop vol tuisgemaakte vitamiene ….

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      • Jonah Cash

        October 3, 2013 at 16:07

        Sy sal goed laat groei deur net naby te wees….. 🙂

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  4. Alien Emperor Trevor

    October 3, 2013 at 16:05

    What a waste, that champagne doesn’t look like it’s been chilled properly.

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    • John's better judgement

      October 3, 2013 at 16:07

      Hahaha.

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    • SaintsRowNigri

      October 3, 2013 at 16:10

      I would have said “Screw the Champagne” but in this context…

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      • John's better judgement

        October 3, 2013 at 16:11

        If you can screw the champagne, it’s probably not real champagne. They usually pop.

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 3, 2013 at 16:13

          You would know…. your in fashion!

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          • John's better judgement

            October 3, 2013 at 16:13

            *you’re

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:14

            Bloody hell, it doesn’t come naturally!

          • John's better judgement

            October 3, 2013 at 16:15

            It’s the only firepower I had there…

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 3, 2013 at 16:16

            You could have agreed & then asked what it’s like to not be in fashion 😉

          • John's better judgement

            October 3, 2013 at 16:19

            We need to have the ability to get a sidebar in this comment section. That could’ve helped.

      • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

        October 4, 2013 at 08:35

        Lol, this made me think of…

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    • Rincethis

      October 3, 2013 at 16:21

      I thought the same thing… Would have to chill it, and while it is chilling, I could think of a few ‘games’ to play…

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      • Devourer of Small Bunnies

        October 3, 2013 at 16:23

        Bet you its solitaire!

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        • John's better judgement

          October 3, 2013 at 16:23

          Hahaha.

          Probably something with more action action. Like minesweeper.

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    • Matewis Jubilai

      October 3, 2013 at 16:59

      Champagne?

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  5. John's better judgement

    October 3, 2013 at 16:08

    Let’s just at least acknowledge the kinect…
    Okay. There we go.
    I did it.

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    • Jonah Cash

      October 3, 2013 at 16:10

      Every time I open the TV stands one drawer I look at my Kinect and feel cheated, angry and full of red mist for a minute or two…. I acknowledge that I got screwed….. But won’t catch me for a second time!!!

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      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 3, 2013 at 16:12

        Trying to win the comment of the week?

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        • John's better judgement

          October 3, 2013 at 16:13

          Comment of the week? What is that? Is it tradeable?

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:14

            Once apon a time there was an award so great they decided to call it “comment of the week”

          • John's better judgement

            October 3, 2013 at 16:15

            Who’s fishing for comment of the week now?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:17

            Not me man! i hope the one I sent to Rince earlier this week wins though.

        • Jonah Cash

          October 3, 2013 at 16:16

          Are you referring to me or the good John????

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:17

            You are legion?

          • Jonah Cash

            October 3, 2013 at 16:17

            No man you got that all turned around…. I am LEGEND!!!

          • John's better judgement

            October 3, 2013 at 16:17

            BooM!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:18

            hush child

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        October 3, 2013 at 16:12

        I can just imagine your Kinect looking at you like this…

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 3, 2013 at 16:12

          Id kill it!

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        • Jonah Cash

          October 3, 2013 at 16:15

          Huh? Edit:Sorry I refreshed and saw….

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 3, 2013 at 16:17

            refresh for image 😀

  6. SaintsRowNigri

    October 3, 2013 at 16:09

    The Official SaintsRowNigri rating of todays ION is: “Clearly Warlord Okeer has perfected time travel, and managed to tank breed not the perfect Krogan, but in fact the perfect woman. Now excuse me, for I have now experienced spontaneous cumbustion sorry combustion and now need a clean pant.”

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    • John's better judgement

      October 3, 2013 at 16:10

      I read that only by every second or third word. Too damn long

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 3, 2013 at 16:10

      Like Wang comander!

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      • John's better judgement

        October 3, 2013 at 16:14

        Isn’t Rince the official LazyGamer Wang Commander? He sure did seem to be an expert on the subject.

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 3, 2013 at 16:15

          I hesitate to ask, but then who is his wang man?

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          • Rincethis

            October 3, 2013 at 16:23

            Man? Pah, STEEL MOTHA!

        • SaintsRowNigri

          October 3, 2013 at 16:15

          Oh. Sorry. Next time I will make sure it is no longer than a tweet, to accommodate your rather pedestrian brain!

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          • John's better judgement

            October 3, 2013 at 16:17

            My brain isn’t a pedestrian! It’s a driver! A truck driver! Driving a powerful machine!
            Yep. That’s all I’ve got.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:18

            Trucks are slow though….

          • John's better judgement

            October 3, 2013 at 16:20

            Shut up Tim! I’ve had a long day. This here comment section is where I get to hang out with my homies and enjoy humour based insults from friends.
            Oh wait. That’s exactly it.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:21

            But I am your homie! snap crackle pop Beetach!

          • John's better judgement

            October 3, 2013 at 16:23

            True.

          • Rincethis

            October 3, 2013 at 16:24

            See below, I will not be replying to that. I need to be able to sleep without holding a hammer 0-O

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:48

            Just don’t pull a miley on us with that hammer!

          • John's better judgement

            October 3, 2013 at 16:51

            And here I thought my day was going to end with a good image…

            That’s it then!

            Cheerio my LG homies.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:52

            Have a good evening man!

          • Rincethis

            October 3, 2013 at 16:22

            BWAHAHAHAHAH!

          • SaintsRowNigri

            October 3, 2013 at 16:24

            Pythona is not impressed

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:25

            OUMA!!! its you!!

          • SaintsRowNigri

            October 3, 2013 at 16:32

            Gramma???

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:33

            Gramma! good lord I think I threw up just now!

          • John's better judgement

            October 3, 2013 at 16:33

            His childhood must have been quite different to the rest of ours…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:34

            Granma teaches them young ye see…

        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 3, 2013 at 16:16

          I said I wanted to bounce on him and with him and get electrocuted together and have a happy ending! I don’t think I got a reply… Wonder why

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        • Rincethis

          October 3, 2013 at 16:23

          • John's better judgement

            October 3, 2013 at 16:24

            Uh. Hehehehe.

            Hello Rince. Fine day we’re having today.

          • Rincethis

            October 3, 2013 at 16:27

            I see you!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:27

            I could say something soooo bad about this image…

          • SaintsRowNigri

            October 3, 2013 at 16:30

            We do no want to know your dirty Macaulay Culkin thoughts. Please.

          • Rincethis

            October 3, 2013 at 16:47

            Haha!

        • Rincethis

          October 3, 2013 at 16:26

          What you say about me! I can wang with a gun motha! http://data1.whicdn.com/images/36191151/tumblr_m9hdtsTcXK1rrdy0u_large.gif

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          • John's better judgement

            October 3, 2013 at 16:29

            That repetitive motion of the gif….
            Kind of ties in with the theme…
            Just saying.

          • Rincethis

            October 3, 2013 at 16:46

            SILENCE! 0-O

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:47

            I KILL YOU!

  7. flushtwice

    October 3, 2013 at 16:12

    The things I would do to Battlefield 4….

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  8. Lardus-Resident Perve

    October 3, 2013 at 16:19

    Wow! Ongelooflike Hottie daardie! ION of the week! If she does not win, I will dismember the LG team!

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    • John's better judgement

      October 3, 2013 at 16:21

      Dear LG team. Be warned…

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      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 3, 2013 at 16:22

        What is coming? A dinosaur?

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  9. Devourer of Small Bunnies

    October 3, 2013 at 16:20

    Ah, shampers, the gift that keeps on giving *runs*

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 3, 2013 at 16:20

      Why you running? Need to catch a train?

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      • Devourer of Small Bunnies

        October 3, 2013 at 16:22

        Dude I always runs everywheres, feminazis and all that. Also. Cheap thrills

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 3, 2013 at 16:24

          They should make a bottle of booze called that! ” Cheap thrills! so cheap it’s thrilling!”

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          • John's better judgement

            October 3, 2013 at 16:26

            Tassenberg.
            Vinegar filled with regrets, bad decisions and memorable blanks.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:30

            Your from Cape town you guys know your wines!

          • John's better judgement

            October 3, 2013 at 16:31

            We do. And I sure do enjoy my wine. And I sure have done some stupid things under the influence of the Tassenberg.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:46

            Think I will stick to my brandy.

          • Devourer of Small Bunnies

            October 3, 2013 at 16:39

            MOFUGGIN TASSIES YO! Got my ass handed to me in highschool days by that stuff. The lans were worth it though

          • John's better judgement

            October 3, 2013 at 16:41

            Tassies and LANS. The good old days.

          • Devourer of Small Bunnies

            October 3, 2013 at 16:45

            I sometimes miss being a lightey

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:45

            I miss the days of playing games all day.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:51

            Apparently still good for some

          • Devourer of Small Bunnies

            October 3, 2013 at 16:28

            My mom tried that once, I was the result. BTW, are you my real dad? 😛

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 3, 2013 at 16:29

            That depends how old you are!

  10. John's better judgement

    October 3, 2013 at 16:33

    Now. To be serious. Battlefield!! FTW!
    GT6 also looking good.

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  11. Blackhawk

    October 3, 2013 at 17:39

    Best looking local hottie in a long time.

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  12. Purple_Dragon

    October 6, 2013 at 07:14

    Got to be my favourite homegrown hottie. Smoking.

    Reply

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