Man, you vaalies. Every year, it’s the same story. You make fun of PE for 11 months out of the year, and then pitch up in massive numbers akin to the migratory patterns of water buffalos. Walking barefoot in shopping malls. Flooding parking spaces and attempting to murder me by playing a game of joust with a badly-mounted surfboard when I’m on a motorcycle. I hope you guys get the worst parking guard to annoy you! I truly do!
In Other News: DriveClub gets EXTREME weather, Star Fox is still on the way, a wow big surprise a new God Of War game is in development and the internet reacts to Final Fantasy VII.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy wishing that we could punch a person into paralysis.
News
Extreme weather rolling out to DriveClub today
Yakuza 5 coming to US and Europe
Battlefield 4 community test environment coming to consoles
New Star Fox game out before Zelda on Wii U says Miyamoto
Time’s running out to get your free EA games on PSN
80 days takes a trip to Android, adds Arctic route to itinerary
Sony Santa Monica is working on a new God Of War
The Iron Banner returns to Destiny on December 16
Stuff
The internet reacts to Final Fantasy VII on PS4
How Shuhei Yoshida wound up as a playable character in Super Time Force
Please don’t hurt Day Of The Tentacle
20 years of PlayStation: Japan’s war on clichés
Videos
Super Time Force Ultra – PSX 2014 debut trailer
Wattam – PSX 2014 debut trailer
The Forest – PSX 2014 Announcement trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Monday Box Office Report
Netflix casts Marvel’s Jessica Jones and possibly Luke Cage
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 finds a director to raise shell
Roberto Orci drops out of directing Star Trek 3, Edgar Wright now in the running
The Sony hack reveals the price tag of The Interview and so much more
Model: Adrienne
Last Updated: December 8, 2014
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 8, 2014 at 16:02
ADRIENNEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 8, 2014 at 16:06
XD
Hammersteyn
December 8, 2014 at 16:13
This^
Quo Vadis?
December 8, 2014 at 16:37
should she cut your eye? hahahaha
HairyEwok
December 8, 2014 at 16:54
this?
Raptor Rants A Lot
December 8, 2014 at 17:03
Who?
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 8, 2014 at 19:04
SHAME ON YOU LLEW! NO PS4 FOR YOU!
Raptor Rants A Lot
December 9, 2014 at 02:18
pfsh. The PS4 shall be mine
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 8, 2014 at 16:02
What’s with people walking barefoot in shopping centres? I don’t understand.
Brady miaau
December 8, 2014 at 16:04
I sometimes do it on holiday, in particular, because my sandals are full of sand or just annoying me.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 8, 2014 at 16:07
Darn you and your justified methods! ;P
Brady miaau
December 8, 2014 at 16:12
Yeah, I wear shoes (formal or otherwise) for most of the year and then on holiday I wear sandals, cause holiday. But they tend to hurt me after a while.
By the way, nothing wrong with a bit of good prep for support in candlelight and if no loadshedding, just trip the lights anyway and do it. Done that before too. Wife asks why, just say, shooosh, you will see. Simple.
Man, I need a life right now.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 8, 2014 at 16:16
Haha. Excellent. Definitely going to give it a try.
Rags
December 8, 2014 at 16:11
Ek doen dit want ek kom van Welkom.
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 8, 2014 at 16:12
So jy voel enige plek welkom dan?
Mossel
December 9, 2014 at 08:14
*insert obligatory “Welkom in Welkom grappie”
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 8, 2014 at 16:06
LOL. Barefoot in shopping malls. That pretty much sums up the tourists in Cape Town in December. 😀
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 8, 2014 at 16:08
I’m curious about this person who needs to be punched into paralysis.
Ragnar The Vengeful
December 8, 2014 at 16:11
Time’s running out to get your free EA games on PSN – Your a bit late with this one Darryn! About six hours and 10 minutes late.
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 8, 2014 at 16:13
On my glorious leave, I only wore slops when REALLY necessary, like in malls, because dirrrrrdy floors ewwwwwww, the rest of the time NO SHOES!
Wish I could have gone NO PAAAAAAAAANTS but oh well, silly laws and such
zoolander
December 8, 2014 at 16:26
Model’s surname please… For research purposes and time wasting browsing.
Quo Vadis?
December 8, 2014 at 16:29
*sigh* again with the Vaalie bashing lol
Spaffy
December 8, 2014 at 16:52
So, who is buying Lazygamer?
Raptor Rants A Lot
December 8, 2014 at 17:05
Hopefully not Eskom
Quo Vadis?
December 8, 2014 at 17:19
Yup. they are so incompetent, they wouldn’t be able to get laid in a whorehouse!
Ryanza
December 8, 2014 at 18:25
Oh dear God. What a sad day. The Witcher 3 has been delayed again.
“Dear Gamers,
Ever since we started working on The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, we knew it
would be an ambitious game. We wanted, and still aim, to give you an
incredible experience, an epic adventure in a vast, completely open
fantasy universe.
The sheer size and complexity of The Witcher, key features of the title,
have had a decisive impact on production. Now, nearing the end of our
work, we see many details that need to be corrected. When we release the
most important game in our studio’s history, we must be absolutely sure
that we did everything we could to limit any bugs to a level that will
allow you to enjoy the game thoroughly.
With this in mind, we took another look at current workloads and what
they mean for the team. Even though everyone is working at full speed,
we concluded that we need another 12 weeks, so we are shifting the
release date of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt to May 19th, 2015.
We owe you an apology. We set the release date too hastily. It’s a hard
lesson, one to take to heart for the future. We know what we want to do
to make Wild Hunt one of the best RPGs you will ever play. And we
continue to work hard to achieve just that. So, we apologize and ask for
your trust.
Thank you for the all support you show us on a daily basis. We truly do
appreciate it. It has fueled us in our passion since the start and will
continue to do so.
The Board of CD PROJEKT SA”