The horror! THE HORROR! Yes folks, this weekend, I was forced to mingle with…people. The awkward chit-chat. The mention of car refinancing. Whinging bout bank fees. What a strange and horrible world to exist in, one devoid of normal stuff like video games, dressing up as comic book characters or the fine art of Call Of Duty sledging. But it was all worth it, as I walked out of a yard sale, triumphant and cradling a box full of cheap Lego! Uuurgh, people. What a bunch of bastards.
In Other News: Get your PS4 buns firm, jump into Poi, I’m on the road to the Iron Forest and big maps for big teams in Halo 5.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy thinking of carpentry jokes that would work.
New PS4 firmware update 3.11 is live
EA: ‘Battlefront will be an integral part of the Star Wars universe’
Halo 5 November content update brings four new maps for Big Team Battle
Capcom targets ‘newer, younger, eSports audience’ with Street Fighter V
R. Mika butt-slap close up removed from Street Fighter V
Final Fantasy VII composer isn’t working on the remake
3D Platformer Poi leaps onto Steam Early Access
Legends of Eisenwald DLC “Road to Iron Forest” is now on Steam
That SNES PlayStation prototype turned out to be the real deal
SimCity 2000 is the most important game that I’ve ever played
Hard Core: A look at the original Tomb Raider games
Someone fixed Alien: Isolation for cowards like me
What’s on at The Movies
Monday Box Office Report – Licence to kill (and make money)
Chloe Moretz to star in live-action THE LITTLE MERMAID
We must honour our warriors with this new trailer for CONCUSSION
First look at Benedict Cumberbatch in DOCTOR STRANGE set pics
The first full trailer for WARCRAFT is officially here!
New international trailer for STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS has tons of new footage!
Last Updated: November 9, 2015