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In Other News – 12 March 2015

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I think this has been one of the most exceptional gaming weeks in a long, long time. I mean, when was the last time not one, but two really well received games came out on the same day? Or and the Blind Forest and Hotline Miami 2 might not have had the same marketing budget as say, The Order: 1886, but that doesn’t seem to have matter. People know they’re great games, and backlogs just got added to. A good week by my standards, wouldn’t you agree?

In Other News: Choose what you want to spend money on in Just Cause 3, be a terrible human being online for free and party up to tackle the limits of space in Elite Dangerous.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy dishing out fatalities to harmless cupcakes (or at least some of us were).

News

Battlefield Hardline EA Access trial now live
Choose what you want in your Just Cause 3 Collector’s Edition
Cards Against Humanity is free online starting this weekend
How Elite: Dangerous’ new Wings co-op works
Xenoblade Chronicles X Details How To Fight And Give Commands

Stuff

You Might Be Addicted to Games If You Believe This Dumb Study
There is now a VAIO phone
Google’s new Chrome extension brings classic art to every tab
The new Chromebook Pixel looks like the old one, costs slightly less

Videos

Extra Credits – Games You Might Not Have Tried #7 – Find Interesting New Games

THE ORDER 1886 (Honest Game Trailers)

The Movies

The stars of FIFTY SHADES OF GREY want a big pay raise for the sequels
Director Simon West talks THE BLOB remake – ‘More along the lines of Alien and Predator’
Alan Tudyk & Nathan Fillion team to create crowdfunded CON MAN web series
Watch the incredible trailer for ROAR, the most dangerous movie ever made
New STAR WARS Expanded Universe on its way with at least 20 new books this year!

Model: Alessya Brookes

Last Updated: March 12, 2015

58 Comments

  1. It’s a good thing she tripped over the couch. That landing could’ve been a lot worse.

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    • Hammersteyn

      March 12, 2015 at 16:11

      I thought she lost a contact lens?

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      • Pariah

        March 12, 2015 at 16:11

        Which is why she tripped. Couldn’t see the couch.

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        • Hammersteyn

          March 12, 2015 at 16:12

          It looks like she’s looking for it on the couch

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          • Pariah

            March 12, 2015 at 16:14

            Maybe she hasn’t yet realised that she tripped onto the couch and not the floor where her contact lens fell.

            Astigmatisms are no joke.

          • Hammersteyn

            March 12, 2015 at 16:16

            Hahahaha okay

          • Hammersteyn

            March 12, 2015 at 16:18

            She’s like:
            What goes through your mind when you see your photos from one of your shoots?

            “That’s is so funny, WTF am I doing?”
            I have to agree

          • Pariah

            March 12, 2015 at 16:18

            LOL!!!

          • Metal Rabbit

            March 12, 2015 at 16:15

            She’s squint too!? Ag shame man.

          • Pariah

            March 12, 2015 at 16:16

            Woah, take a step back there.

            That way she can’t see you well enough to slap you.

  2. ReaperOfSquirrels

    March 12, 2015 at 16:06

    She’s a nottie for me… don’t like her… *shrug*

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  3. hairyknees

    March 12, 2015 at 16:18

    GAMING OVERLOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD! Ori and Hotline are amazeballs 😀

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    • Hammersteyn

      March 12, 2015 at 16:19

      Helldivers, Dying Light, Sleeping Dogs (was R175 for definitive edition) and GTA (if the online ever works again) Good bye sleep.

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      • Pariah

        March 12, 2015 at 16:19

        And I just bought DA:I for 40% off 2 days ago. Download finished today. Sigh.

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        • Hammersteyn

          March 12, 2015 at 16:20

          Gaming is awesome!

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          • Pariah

            March 12, 2015 at 16:21

            That, Sir Hammersteyn, we can certainly agree on!

        • Captain JJ the damned

          March 12, 2015 at 16:36

          True hell! ;P

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          • Pariah

            March 12, 2015 at 16:37

            I have a real life too. That needs some attention. Now I have to somehow make time for that crap, and interrupt my DA:I time.

            I MEAN COME ON!!!

    • ReaperOfSquirrels

      March 12, 2015 at 16:45

      says the guy playing DOTA2 right now.

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      • Hammersteyn

        March 12, 2015 at 16:46

        He should start playing for cash.

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        • ReaperOfSquirrels

          March 12, 2015 at 16:48

          He’d be doing rather well for himself if he could charge R100 an hour for playing that damned game.

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      • hairyknees

        March 12, 2015 at 23:50

        I spread my love 😉 played a bit of everything today!

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  4. ReaperOfSquirrels

    March 12, 2015 at 16:21

    Oh and I’ve given up on even trying to get anywhere near the top of the Superbru leader board.

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    • Hammersteyn

      March 12, 2015 at 16:27

      Yeah, I’m so far behind with the cricket I unsubscribed from them.

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      • ReaperOfSquirrels

        March 12, 2015 at 16:31

        I was in the top 10 not too long ago… now I’m 160th.

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        • HvR

          March 12, 2015 at 16:33

          Same top 10 for first 2 weeks, now 118

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        • Hammersteyn

          March 12, 2015 at 16:38

          O_o

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    • Pariah

      March 12, 2015 at 16:27

      Yo dawg, I heard you like to bru. So I put some super in your bru, so you can bru while you bru.

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      • ReaperOfSquirrels

        March 12, 2015 at 16:32

        wow, that’s super iron bru…

        I’ll leave now. 😛

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  5. Sageville

    March 12, 2015 at 16:32

    Who in their right mind buys a white couch??!!??

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    • Captain JJ the damned

      March 12, 2015 at 16:35

      People who don’t get down and dirty?

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      • Pariah

        March 12, 2015 at 16:36

        There certainly isn’t much risk of it in that pic.

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    • Hammersteyn

      March 12, 2015 at 16:41

      Childless people?

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      • Pariah

        March 12, 2015 at 16:41

        Still a better love story than Twilight.

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        • Hammersteyn

          March 12, 2015 at 16:42

          Luckily the colour of one night stands are the same as the couch O_o

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          • Pariah

            March 12, 2015 at 16:42

            So in 9 months the couch turns red? O_O

          • Hammersteyn

            March 12, 2015 at 16:43

            And then the squeaking starts

      • Captain JJ the damned

        March 12, 2015 at 16:42

        And petless.

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        • Hammersteyn

          March 12, 2015 at 16:42

          Definitely

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        • HvR

          March 12, 2015 at 16:43

          • Pariah

            March 12, 2015 at 16:43

            I see you found the before pic.

          • Captain JJ the damned

            March 12, 2015 at 16:44

            No!
            You evil man.

          • Hammersteyn

            March 12, 2015 at 16:44

            I’d give him a hug but he needs to wash his face first.

          • ReaperOfSquirrels

            March 12, 2015 at 16:46

            And he needs to get a frikken hairstyle.

    • Admiral Chief

      March 13, 2015 at 07:27

      LACIST!

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  6. HvR

    March 12, 2015 at 16:38

    I see JJ was invited to be on set during the shoot.

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    • Pariah

      March 12, 2015 at 16:40

      And he lost a contact lens. Shame.

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      • HvR

        March 12, 2015 at 16:40

        No they left the model alone with him for a few minutes, with some eyeliner.

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        • Captain JJ the damned

          March 12, 2015 at 16:41

          Not my best work, I’ll admit.

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          • Pariah

            March 12, 2015 at 16:42

            To be fair, I’d hate to see the before pics.

          • HvR

            March 12, 2015 at 16:42

            Not to bad considering she probably trying to get away

          • Captain JJ the damned

            March 12, 2015 at 16:43

            Touché

          • Hammersteyn

            March 12, 2015 at 16:45

            She’s

          • HvR

            March 12, 2015 at 17:13

            Dammit, now you sent me on a Youtube tour -> few more Korn songs -> Manson -> now rocking to the Limp Bizkit as if it it is 1999

          • Hammersteyn

            March 12, 2015 at 17:25

            Limp Bizkit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Captain JJ the damned

            March 13, 2015 at 08:15

            Yeeaaaa
            KoRn ftw

          • Hammersteyn

            March 12, 2015 at 16:43

            She can’t see where shes walking. Falling everywhere.

          • Metal Rabbit

            March 12, 2015 at 17:08

            XD

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