I’ve started running again, in an effort to stop being mistaken for the bastard child of Marlon Brando and Jabba the Hutt. Now while that sounds like a fine idea on paper, I’m starting to understand why the zoo sent a team out to fire tranquilizer darts at me, as I apparently resemble a hippopotamus learning to walk when I go for these jogs. Dammit, I just wants to be fit!
In Other News: Farming Simulator gets a date, monster Hunter shows off some new weapons, The Witcher 3 teases and Nintendo has silly demo restrictions.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy learning sign language so that I could plot an uprising with the other apes at the zoo.
Farming Simulator Console release dated
Monster Hunter 4 gameplay videos show new weapons
Candy Crush devs closes five games to focus on core titles
The Witcher 3 announcement teased
King of Fighters XIII is on Steam, on sale
Fantasia Music Evolved scores Fallout 3 composer Inon Zur
Mighty Switch Force 2 will burn up on Wii U soon
Layoffs hit Crystal Dynamics, Tomb Raider unaffected
Nintendo, your restrictions on demos are just silly
Why has no one made a Wild West MMO?
If dIsney characters were Pokémon trainers
The battle of the backlog
Screwattack’s Video Game Vault – Shadow Warrior
High Flyer Death Defyer – Ouya trailer
Hill Bill – Launch trailer
What’s on at The Movies
90 Church is Breaking Bad with Georhe Mastras
Check out 75 photos of behind the scenes from Guardians of the Galaxy
Here’s your first look at Parkland with this poster and images
Vin Diesel to voice Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy
This is the end arrives on on Blu Ray and DVD October 1
Just how badly does Fox want to keep Hugh Jackman as the Wolverine?
Saoirse Ronan wants to show you how I live now in this new trailer
Here’s your first look at The Star Wars with this trailer and images
Model: Dana Harem
Last Updated: August 13, 2013
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 13, 2013 at 16:01
Ag dammit Darryn. Logo fail