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In Other News – 13 August 2013

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Dana Harem

I’ve started running again, in an effort to stop being mistaken for the bastard child of Marlon Brando and Jabba the Hutt. Now while that sounds like a fine idea on paper, I’m starting to understand why the zoo sent a team out to fire tranquilizer darts at me, as I apparently resemble a hippopotamus learning to walk when I go for these jogs. Dammit, I just wants to be fit!

In Other News: Farming Simulator gets a date, monster Hunter shows off some new weapons, The Witcher 3 teases and Nintendo has silly demo restrictions.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy learning sign language so that I could plot an uprising with the other apes at the zoo.

News

Farming Simulator Console release dated
Monster Hunter 4 gameplay videos show new weapons
Candy Crush devs closes five games to focus on core titles
The Witcher 3 announcement teased
King of Fighters XIII is on Steam, on sale
Fantasia Music Evolved scores Fallout 3 composer Inon Zur
Mighty Switch Force 2 will burn up on Wii U soon
Layoffs hit Crystal Dynamics, Tomb Raider unaffected

Stuff

Nintendo, your restrictions on demos are just silly
Why has no one made a Wild West MMO?
If dIsney characters were Pokémon trainers
The battle of the backlog

Videos

Screwattack’s Video Game Vault – Shadow Warrior
High Flyer Death Defyer – Ouya trailer
Hill Bill – Launch trailer

What’s on at The Movies

90 Church is Breaking Bad with Georhe Mastras
Check out 75 photos of behind the scenes from Guardians of the Galaxy
Here’s your first look at Parkland with this poster and images
Vin Diesel to voice Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy
This is the end arrives on on Blu Ray and DVD October 1
Just how badly does Fox want to keep Hugh Jackman as the Wolverine?
Saoirse Ronan wants to show you how I live now in this new trailer
Here’s your first look at The Star Wars with this trailer and images

Model: Dana Harem

Last Updated: August 13, 2013

27 Comments

  1. Ag dammit Darryn. Logo fail

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      August 13, 2013 at 16:10

      I know right? It looks like she’s lying on astro turf but I can’t see it clearly either.

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      • John ain't got time to bleed

        August 13, 2013 at 16:25

        Don’t you just hate it when there’s a product you’re interested in but you just can’t see it well enough because of the logo?

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          August 13, 2013 at 19:39

          Exactly, very inconsiderate I think.

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    • Vampyre Squirrel

      August 13, 2013 at 18:31

      She’s blocking it in the original anyway… dunno why he put that logo there.

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  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    August 13, 2013 at 16:04

    I’m trying to get fit. I understand now why it’s called WORKing out. 🙁

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  3. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    August 13, 2013 at 16:11

    Harem indeed

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    • HvR

      August 13, 2013 at 16:14

      She is as big a sin as bacon.

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      • John's cold sweat

        August 13, 2013 at 16:15

        Bacon isn’t just for breakfast though. I have mine any time of the day.

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        • HvR

          August 13, 2013 at 16:16

          The only problem with bacon is that is makes you lus vir nog.

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          • John ain't got time to bleed

            August 13, 2013 at 16:20

            It does. But at least bacon never says no.

          • Unavengedavo

            August 13, 2013 at 16:26

            Well if you have chloroform… and duct tape…

          • John ain't got time to bleed

            August 13, 2013 at 16:27

            That might just make the bacon less crispy.

          • Unavengedavo

            August 13, 2013 at 16:31

            I was merely stating that if you had the above mentioned items, no one would ever say no 😛

            As my brother says: “What is the best pickup line? Excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform?”

          • John ain't got time to bleed

            August 13, 2013 at 16:34

            I somehow managed to reply to myself up there.

          • John ain't got time to bleed

            August 13, 2013 at 16:33

            I’d be too curious to smell it myself.
            It’s kind of like getting rid of someone on the phone, just ask them whether it sounds as though you’ve hung up. Then you hang up.

  4. Alien Emperor Trevor

    August 13, 2013 at 16:13

    Witcher 3 & Cyberpunk 2077 – the only games that will make me break my no pre-ordering rule.

    The studio confirmed last month that it has no plans to release DLC for The Witcher 3. “We don’t believe in that,” game director Konrad Tomaszkiewicz said. “We believe patches, fixes and additional content should be provided to gamers free of charge.”

    Give that man a Bells!

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    • Gustav Willem Diedericks

      August 13, 2013 at 20:07

      Hear, hear!!

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  5. John's cold sweat

    August 13, 2013 at 16:18

    Thought I was quite fit. Went jogging with someone, returned home 14 minutes later with a burning sensation in my lungs that made it feel as though there was a disco going on in my chest.

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  6. Unavengedavo

    August 13, 2013 at 16:21

    You just need the Oculus Rift, Virtuix Omni VR treadmill and a running simulator… Then you can go running without fear of being tranquilized…

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  7. Skyblue

    August 13, 2013 at 16:26

    The battle of the backlog is a very cool read.

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  8. InsanityFlea

    August 13, 2013 at 16:35

    6 year old Daughter:

    Dear God, Thank you for everything. Thank you for my nice puppy.
    God, please can you help those ladies that have no clothes on daddy’s computer
    Thank you
    Amen.

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    • John ain't got time to bleed

      August 13, 2013 at 16:36

      Don’t know where Lardus is, but I’m sure he would help them.

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      • Lardus-Wolverine

        August 13, 2013 at 21:16

        I hope you mean the ladies with no clothes…haha

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  9. Trebzz

    August 13, 2013 at 19:41

    I googled this women o.O

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      August 14, 2013 at 07:57

      Me too. Boobs. Boobs everywhere.

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  10. Lardus-Wolverine

    August 13, 2013 at 21:20

    Even with safe search the default of Google nowadays, the search results come as NWIHITSFW (no way in hell is that safe for work). But what did I expect – she does have “Harem” in her name!!

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