I think I may be in need of a haircut. Judging by the various avian wildlife that has decided to make a nest out of my hair, this has become a pressing issue. The only downside though, is that my head is going to be damn cold afterwards. Then again, I do have a new hat made of oily rags and discarded lighters…
In Other News: Be a coward in Dark Souls, Bioware is creating a new universe, PES is skipping next-gen, Infinity Blade 2 has millions o f new fans and we just deux it.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy trying to decide between coating our hands in broken glass, nails, gummy bears or sprinkles for our upcoming illegal street fight.
Bonkers Nintendo trademark hints at Seaman revival
New Bioware universe coming from Mass Effect and KOTOR creators
PES 2014 skipping PS4 and Xbox One over fears of slow user uptake
Bid for greatness with your trophies in the Sony memorabilia auction
App store promo nets Infinity Blade 2 6 million new downloads
Microsoft explains Kinect advantage in Killer Instinct
Killer is dead features both Japanese and English voices
The Lego Movie video game is coming to all formats
What’s on at The Movies
Trinity joins Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar
Robert Downey Jr wants to be Pinocchio and Gepetto
Guilty Pleasures – Hot Shots! Part Deux
Move over Sharknado, here comes Ghost Shark!
This first trailer for The Fifth Estate has some secrets to share
Midweek Mouth Off – Release dates and piracy
Chiwetel Ejiofor doesn’t want to survive, he wants to live in this first trailer and poster for 12 Years a slave
Model: Johanna Lundback
Last Updated: July 17, 2013