camila morais

I’d write something here, but what’s the point? By now, several delivery-men have been hounded across the country, with folks wanting to know when they’ll get their copy of GTA V. As for the rest of you, you’re quite possibly playing it right now. Which means you’re not reading this. Sniff.

In Other News: Final Fantasy will bring Agito to the west, EVO heads to Vegas next year, a metal tube full of seaman is in beta and Call of Duty ranked.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy discovering a spy in our midst.

News

Final Fantasy Agito will definitely be localised says Square
Firefall Studios reduces staff by 10%
Silent Hunter Online Beta now open, screens and details inside
NBA Live 14 release date confirmed
Superhot, a game where time moves only when you do
EVO 2014 brings the fight back to Las Vegas
Mighty No 9 is headed to PS3, Xbox 360 and Wii U
Payouts restructured in latest Payday 2 update

Stuff

Future cop loses Skittles, faces certain death
Ranking the Call of Duty series
Pokémon brings back Gotta Catch ‘Em All with a bad music video
From Oblivion to Elysium, how movies are embracing the language of video games

Videos

Beyond Two Souls – Guilt TV Spot

What’s on at The Movies

We Review The Conjuring
Everyone gets 500 experience points in this first trailer for Zero Charisma
Something horrible has happened in this first trailer for The last days of Mars
Director Alan Taylor talks Thor: The Dark World
Nicole Kidman is the fairytale i this first teaser trailer for Grace of Monaco

Model: Camila Morais

Last Updated: September 17, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

53 Comments

  1. LEFT….TO….RIGHT….

    Dammit Brenda

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      September 17, 2013 at 16:04

      • Lardus-Respect the beard

        September 17, 2013 at 16:04

        Thanks. Doesn’t look so thin in this one, but still good enough to…

        Reply

        • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

          September 17, 2013 at 16:29

          Share a conversation on the sustainability of bio-diverse ecosystems?

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            September 17, 2013 at 16:34

            I was thinking good enough to have sex with but whatever

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 17, 2013 at 16:35

            What is this ‘sex’? 0-O That when you add water and HtH to a bottle, shake it, throw it over your neighbour’s wall and run?

          • Anon A Mouse

            September 17, 2013 at 16:41

            That’s foreplay, the sex comes when you have to go over to your neighbour and apologise to the wife for rocking her daisies.

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 17, 2013 at 16:45

            I thought you ‘rock her daises’ TO apologise?

          • The Noble TiMsTeR

            September 17, 2013 at 16:49

            That’s milk btw not water!

          • Hammersteyn

            September 18, 2013 at 07:59

            Leave the HTH, toss over your creepy crawly and when you’re done with the wife run before her husband gets back.

          • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

            September 18, 2013 at 12:00

            It is when you sit on your hand till you lose all feeling and then polish your knob…

          • Lardus-Respect the beard

            September 17, 2013 at 16:42

            Thinking more in the line of something that includes motorboat sounds

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 17, 2013 at 16:09

        Ahhh, thanks Deon, I feel MUCH better-er now

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        • Hammersteyn

          September 17, 2013 at 16:14

          No worries 🙂

          Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 17, 2013 at 16:11

        Kinda looks like T’Pol if you look quickly

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    • HvR

      September 17, 2013 at 17:36

      Thought of saving this for your birthday but since Brenda is such a failure.

      left to right from top to bottom

      http://gevaaalik.com/stoute-boudjies-13

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 18, 2013 at 08:10

        Klink gevaarlik

        Reply

  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    September 17, 2013 at 16:03

    The future empress has been found.

    Reply

    • M-m-m-monster John

      September 17, 2013 at 16:38

      Cross species is your thing, clearly.

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        September 17, 2013 at 18:59

        She could do with a touch of calamari :/

        Reply

  3. Lardus-Respect the beard

    September 17, 2013 at 16:04

    I do not like them too thin…but DAMN that looks good enough to…anybody have MLB 2K13 for Xbox?

    Reply

  4. Rock789

    September 17, 2013 at 16:07

    I’m reading this post, Darryn… Promise! 🙂

    **begins staring at GTAV box on desk once again… Which is still judging all who look upon it**

    Reply

    • The Noble TiMsTeR

      September 17, 2013 at 16:17

      what time you go home?

      Reply

      • Rock789

        September 17, 2013 at 16:29

        Usually 5pm… but we have a meeting then!!! argh! So probably around 6pm… 🙁 Me sad now…

        Reply

        • The Noble TiMsTeR

          September 17, 2013 at 16:47

          Call for family Emergency!!

          Reply

  5. Mike

    September 17, 2013 at 16:07

    I want to go home! GTA5 is waiting. Instead it’s work, work. I fee like one of those peons from Warcraft. “Work work”.

    Reply

    • The Noble TiMsTeR

      September 17, 2013 at 16:20

      “stop poking me”

      Reply

      • Mike

        September 17, 2013 at 16:22

        “Okie Dokie”

        Reply

        • The Noble TiMsTeR

          September 17, 2013 at 16:27

          “is that all you do? Poke Poke Poke”

          Reply

          • Mike

            September 17, 2013 at 16:38

            “Me not that kind of orc!”

  6. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 17, 2013 at 16:10

    Wow, just got a PS3 and GTA5, talk about luck.

    Lets go see what this fuss about the PS3 is and this GTA thing

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    • Lardus-Respect the beard

      September 17, 2013 at 16:12

      What? You have fallen? NOOOOO!

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      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 17, 2013 at 16:13

        (shhh, trolling, I’d never fall, ppl look up to me :P)

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        • The Noble TiMsTeR

          September 17, 2013 at 16:17

          Welcome Brother to the Dark Side!!

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 17, 2013 at 16:18

            He said PS, not Xbox ;P

          • The Noble TiMsTeR

            September 17, 2013 at 16:19

            Technicalities!

          • HvR

            September 17, 2013 at 16:19

            PS is dark side and xbox the underside.

          • The Noble TiMsTeR

            September 17, 2013 at 16:19

            🙁

          • Mags

            September 18, 2013 at 15:47

            xbox has a redside

        • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

          September 17, 2013 at 16:49

          Pah, the only way you would get me to look up to you was if you were falling from a height and I wanted to amuse myself with your landing… BOOM!

          Reply

  7. Mike

    September 17, 2013 at 16:15

    I think I’m going to play GTA5 with the full immersion. Go skydiving in game. Do it in real life. Go and play some tennis and golf. Do it in real life as well. Scuba diving, cruise a long the cost, hiking. Do it in real life as well.

    It get’s a bit tricky once I start robbing banks and going on killing sprees in GTA, but I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 17, 2013 at 16:17

      In real life? You mean outside? Where the sun is? MADNESS!

      Reply

  8. SaintsRowLee

    September 17, 2013 at 16:19

    You are right. I am not reading just staring and drooling. Hottest ION EVER!!!!!!
    PS: Does anyone knows what happens to copyrighted pics if the website that claimed copyright went under?

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    • Anon A Mouse

      September 17, 2013 at 16:37

      Usually the copyright is sold to new owners but more often than not it results in “orphan” copyrights as it was forgotten about.

      Reply

  9. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    September 17, 2013 at 16:28

    You have a spy?

    Reply

    • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

      September 17, 2013 at 16:29

      I call Grant Hinds as he is a lie!

      Reply

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        September 17, 2013 at 16:38

        I thought the cake was a lie?

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      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 18, 2013 at 08:10

        I have bribing prooooof!!!!

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        • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

          September 18, 2013 at 09:01

          Let us see it!

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          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 18, 2013 at 09:02

            PROOF

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 18, 2013 at 09:03

            Dude, this needs to get out, THE TRUTH WILL OUT!

  10. rick

    September 17, 2013 at 17:44

    that girl is on fuxboxlive. com too! LOL these girls are pretty hot. I think fuxboxlive has been the best site to go to for porn.

    Reply

  11. Craig Boonzaier

    September 18, 2013 at 09:21

    that pokemon theme tune … autotuned … *shudders*

    Reply

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