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In Other News – 18 May 2015

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Ladies and gentlemen, I have decided to get EXTREME! No, I’m not having horrible relations with a GoPro camera again. Instead, I’ve decided to finally learn how to skateboard, 20 years after it was last considered cool to do so. My pants are baggy, my cap is positioned like a drunk peacock showing off and I’ve got an iPod filled with Blink 182 tunes. Expect this new foray into EXTREME to be documented and uploaded soon.

In Other News: Battlefield 4 gets some new squads, a legend launches in July, GTA 5 has sold a ton in the UK guv and every single one of those bloody fairies from the Zelda games.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was a skater boi and she said she’d see me later boi.

News

Square Enix reschedules E3 showcase to avoid clash with Nintendo
HonorBuddy bot users banned from World of Warcraft
Battlefield 4 gets new Squad Conquest mode
Rival Kingdoms downloaded 1m times in first week
GTA 5 physical sales top 5 million in UK alone
Guild Wars 2 to get grimmer with Reaper specialization
Atelier studio’s new JRPG looks dark and wonderful
Legends of Eisenwald launching in July

Stuff

Seeing Red: The story of CD Projekt
Every fairy from The Legend of Zelda, even the hideous ones
Rich Stanton on: The Koj delusion
There’s Metal Gear Solid hiding in this week’s My Little Pony

Videos

Warframe – Den of Kubrow: Bonus Weeks Trailer
Etrian Odysseyy Untold II: Knight of Fafnir – Arianna trailer
Guild Wars 2: Heart of Thorns – The Reaper gameplay trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Cinophile: MAD MAX – THE ROAD WARRIOR
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD – So what did you think?
Kate Beckinsale confirmed for fifth UNDERWORLD
Monday Box Office Report – Sons of pitches
Jay Baruchel to direct GOON 2: LAST OF THE ENFORCERS
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR set pics/video show first look at Crossbones, Falcon and more!
We get the world we deserve in this new trailer for TRUE DETECTIVE season two

Model: Iron Men

Last Updated: May 18, 2015

150 Comments

  1. “No, I’m not having horrible relations with a GoPro camera again”

    AGAIN?????????

    Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      May 18, 2015 at 16:07

      You sound surprised.

      Reply

    • Ranting Raptor

      May 18, 2015 at 16:07

      Yeah, was curious myself

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        May 18, 2015 at 16:08

        I…

        Nevermind, I’ll just leave it to Dutch

        Reply

        • Dutch-Trevor Matrix

          May 18, 2015 at 16:21

          Even I know it is never a good idea to shove a camera up a Raptor’s bottom…

          Reply

        • Ranting Raptor

          May 18, 2015 at 18:10

          1) There are no 7’s.

          2) I was curious about what he meant. I’m no weirdo! DON’T JUDGE ME!!!

          Reply

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 18:28

            I said this in another article, let’s see how good your memory is… horses. 😛

          • Ranting Raptor

            May 18, 2015 at 19:36

            Urrrrrrr

      • Pariah

        May 18, 2015 at 16:08

        Curious of what it’s like?

        Reply

        • Ranting Raptor

          May 18, 2015 at 18:10

          #Glaress

          Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      May 18, 2015 at 16:09

      Clearly that camera has seen some things

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief

        May 18, 2015 at 16:09

        It is praying for some buggy firmware to be patched to it, so that it can be bricked?

        Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        May 18, 2015 at 16:11

        The true final frontier, The tales of deep space D.

        I’m sorry, I’ll go sit in a corner now.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          May 18, 2015 at 16:12

          rofl

          Reply

        • Admiral Chief

          May 18, 2015 at 16:14

          deep+space+d=NOPEDONEWITHINTERNETFORTODAY

          Reply

          • Dutch-Trevor Matrix

            May 18, 2015 at 16:17

            I… I… Aw fuckit there goes my sanity…

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:18

            😀

          • Pariah

            May 18, 2015 at 16:18

            Goes? Wasn’t it gone long ago? O_o

          • Dutch-Trevor Matrix

            May 18, 2015 at 16:19

            Oh I am as sane as the next guy! Or Girl. Hard to say in these padded cells. The screams don’t carry as well…

          • HairyEwok

            May 18, 2015 at 16:21

            Your a poet and you don’t even know it.

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:21

            *Knocks on next room wall

        • Hammersteyn

          May 18, 2015 at 16:20

  2. Admiral Chief

    May 18, 2015 at 16:02

    I’ll never be too old for Blink 182

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      May 18, 2015 at 16:05

      I’ll never be too old to watch Darryn skateboard

      Reply

      • Pariah

        May 18, 2015 at 16:05

        Oh. Hi GoPro. Didn’t see ya there.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          May 18, 2015 at 16:07

          Daryn fetching coffee (Been posted a few times,never gets old)

          Reply

      • Admiral Chief

        May 18, 2015 at 16:06

        Aye, especially when he falls.

        “Why do we fall master Bruce wannabe?”
        SO WE CAN POST ON YOUTUBE FOR THE WORLD TO SEE

        Reply

    • lygamnt

      May 18, 2015 at 16:14

      Cheshire Cat is still in my daily playlist. Used to skate to Romeo and Rebecca and Wasting time at skate contests back in the day.

      Reply

    • Captain JJ Browman

      May 18, 2015 at 16:22

      I don’t mind it, but I was never that much of a punk fan. At least not the “new school” punk of that time.

      Reply

      • lygamnt

        May 18, 2015 at 17:00

        Punk is definitely not everyone’s cup of ramen but bands like Minor Threat, Black Flag and although maybe not considered punk The Dead Milkmen were the soundtrack to my youth and are still on the daily playlist as well. Damn music today sucks.

        Reply

        • Captain JJ Browman

          May 19, 2015 at 07:14

          Ah, now Minor Threat is something different entirely. I liked that.
          I’ve always been more of a metalhead though, so punk was my “when I’m in the mood” music.
          I totally agree though, there are few good bands these days, though there are some.

          Reply

  3. Mistake Not...

    May 18, 2015 at 16:03

    Guy on the right is me, guy on the left is my crush’s boyfriend.

    Reply

    • HairyEwok

      May 18, 2015 at 16:11

      Sooooo your fluffy and the other one not so much?

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        May 18, 2015 at 16:12

        Sparkly…

        Reply

    • Dutch-Trevor Matrix

      May 18, 2015 at 16:16

      I have to ask: Did your crush’s boyfriend say: “Guys who wank a lot grow hair on their palms?”

      Reply

  4. Pariah

    May 18, 2015 at 16:04

    Really keen to get back into GW2 now. That reaper looks fun! And fits my little Asura Necro nicely. 😀

    Reply

  5. Pariah

    May 18, 2015 at 16:11

    Ok with Avo’s interest earlier, and now these articles – it’s time for me to GW. Now to decide. Chill on one of my lvl 80’s, or start a new char?

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief

      May 18, 2015 at 16:11

      New, always new

      Reply

      • Pariah

        May 18, 2015 at 16:12

        But I still need to get mah legendary! 🙁

        Although I do have an insta 20 item available.

        GAH DECISIONS!

        Reply

    • The Sten

      May 18, 2015 at 16:14

      I have 4 chars already…and its 400gems for a new character slot 🙁

      Reply

      • Pariah

        May 18, 2015 at 16:15

        I have 5. 4 80’s, one lvl 22 or something and another slot which I used for key farming. :/

        Reply

        • The Sten

          May 18, 2015 at 16:23

          I’ve returned recently after about a year and a half and I’ve been enjoying it alot. Especially that siverwastes non stop action world boss.

          Reply

          • Pariah

            May 18, 2015 at 16:34

            I need to get into the Season 2 content properly. I’ve only done chapter one so far, and not yet finished it. Will start working through it all. 😀

          • The Sten

            May 18, 2015 at 16:38

            The new story content will set you back 400 gems to unlock.

            Was a bit of a nasty surprise when i got back.

          • Pariah

            May 18, 2015 at 16:38

            I’ve been logging in periodically. I only need to pay for 2 of them – the rest were unlocked by logging in. 🙂

  6. Blood Emperor Trevor

    May 18, 2015 at 16:12

    SHIPPING NOTIFICATION FOR WITCHER 3!

    Reply

    • Dutch-Trevor Matrix

      May 18, 2015 at 16:18

      That Trevor is making this Trevor sad…
      I hate you Trevor…

      Reply

  7. Captain JJ Browman

    May 18, 2015 at 16:13

    Is it just me, or is the mid-section of the Iron Man on the left a bit more silo than it is slim?

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      May 18, 2015 at 16:14

      • Pariah

        May 18, 2015 at 16:15

        Spelling aside – LOL!!!

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          May 18, 2015 at 16:16

          *Ninja edit, was browsing for brows in my browser

          Reply

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:16

            *Obvious screenshot.

          • Pariah

            May 18, 2015 at 16:17

            With Hammer I just leave it. Every day he gives me more opportunities to correct his spelling, if I should so choose. 😛

          • Hammersteyn

            May 18, 2015 at 16:19

            I should double check before posting but I rarely do.

          • HairyEwok

            May 18, 2015 at 16:19

            Browception

      • Captain JJ Browman

        May 18, 2015 at 16:18

        Play as the Mandarin?
        Yea, sure. “play”
        Also, I saw that BROWSE
        BROWSE
        BROWSE
        BROWSE
        BROWSE
        BROWSE
        BROWSE ;P

        Reply

        • Pariah

          May 18, 2015 at 16:19

          He also wrote “Madarin”. 🙂

          Reply

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:20

            MADARIN MADARIN MADARIN MADARIN MADARIN MADARIN MADARIN MADARIN MADARIN MADARIN MADARIN ;P

          • Hammersteyn

            May 18, 2015 at 16:22

            My work is done

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:23

            XD

        • Hammersteyn

          May 18, 2015 at 16:23

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:23

            Haha. Excellent.

          • HairyEwok

            May 18, 2015 at 16:25

            Ever wondered how boring some of these conversations would be without the mighty GIF.

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:29

            Especially Hammer. I mean, just imagine that ;P

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:31

            Hammer without gifs? Discuss, won’t let you place empty comments.

            *Runs

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:32

            Haha. Snap.

          • Hammersteyn

            May 18, 2015 at 16:35

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:35

            DAT tongue. O_o

          • HairyEwok

            May 18, 2015 at 16:37

            So we are all seeing that tongue…..

          • Hammersteyn

            May 18, 2015 at 16:38

            I know! It’s like the coolest thing I’ve ever seen but haven’t found a place to post it. Was waiting for a pokemon article. Lickitung

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:37

            I apologize. Please don’t show me something like this again.

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:37

            Just imagine the possibilities…

          • Hammersteyn

            May 18, 2015 at 16:38

            I think it’s amazing

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:39

            It’s a bit much. Where exactly does she store it? That’s a whole lot of tongue.

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:39

            If she can store that…

            I’ll leave it there.

          • Hammersteyn

            May 18, 2015 at 16:40

            Her throat? Don’t care really but I wish I could do that.

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:40

            I bet you do. ;P

          • Pariah

            May 18, 2015 at 16:40

            XD

          • Pariah

            May 18, 2015 at 16:41

            Look at it this way: with that tongue you could use it to keep your eyebrows in shape. 😀

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:42

            O_o

          • Hammersteyn

            May 18, 2015 at 16:44

            BWAHAHAHAHA

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:48

            So much for trying to troll you.

          • Pariah

            May 18, 2015 at 16:49

            My bad. XD

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:49

            I should know by now after being a regular here for so many years. 😀

          • Hammersteyn

            May 19, 2015 at 00:01

            LOL blame Pariah

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:41

            I can lick my elbow…

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:41

            I can too, if I remove it.

          • HairyEwok

            May 18, 2015 at 16:43

            prosthetic ftw?

          • HairyEwok

            May 18, 2015 at 16:42

            I bet she can do something none of us would be able to do…… Lick… that…. Elbow.

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:42

            Too late.

  8. Krabby Paddy

    May 18, 2015 at 16:16

    In other news: Eskom schedules stage 3 load shedding for the rest of the week.

    Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      May 18, 2015 at 16:17

      That sucks man, guess my xbox will finally get some loving.

      Reply

      • Pariah

        May 18, 2015 at 16:18

        Power out and xbox. Hmmmm.

        Reply

        • Lord Chaos

          May 18, 2015 at 16:18

          The front entertainment system runs of Solar. The gaming PC won’t work though

          Reply

          • Pariah

            May 18, 2015 at 16:19

            That’s actually pretty cool. 😀

            All I have is my iPad. 🙁

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:20

            All I have is a tablet. *sigh

          • HairyEwok

            May 18, 2015 at 16:21

            All i have it my toes T-T

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:23

            :/

          • Hammersteyn

            May 18, 2015 at 16:23

            All I have is the pub

          • HairyEwok

            May 18, 2015 at 16:24

            You just won the internet, go have a beer!

          • Hammersteyn

            May 18, 2015 at 16:27

            XD

          • Dutch-Trevor Matrix

            May 18, 2015 at 16:24

            All I have is my knob.
            Cheerio good people!!!!

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:24

            When the power goes out at night these days, it’s quickly followed by police sirens.

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:25

            Does Dutch’s padded cell door open?

          • Dutch-Trevor Matrix

            May 18, 2015 at 16:26

            Yes. That is when your mom gets all excited! *RUNS*

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:26

            Where’d you get the shovel?

          • Dutch-Trevor Matrix

            May 18, 2015 at 16:27

            She left it to me in her will?
            OK. Let’s draw the line here, okay???

          • Hammersteyn

            May 18, 2015 at 16:28

            Yeah, I know how it ends.

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:28

            Whoot, Dutch found the line.

          • Dutch-Trevor Matrix

            May 18, 2015 at 18:43

            Oh I am not above cracking a joke at my late Ma’s expense. Bad taste? Could be. At least in death she can still make me laugh…

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 18:51

            True, my view is always, we’re here for what? My great grand mother just turned 102, alive, but in 8Bill years of the planet? That’s fuckall.

            Nothing is true, everything is permitted. (Do what thou wilst, but the consciousnesses lay upon your shoulders.)

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:23

            And was way less expensive than initially thought.

          • Dutch-Trevor Matrix

            May 18, 2015 at 16:23

            READ ALL THE COMICS!!!

    • Captain JJ Browman

      May 18, 2015 at 16:19

      In obvious news: F&*$ Eskom

      Reply

      • Krabby Paddy

        May 18, 2015 at 16:46

        I often (currently every 2nd day) get load shedding between 18:00 – 20:00. I get home at 18:00 :P. Gonna suck when I want to play the Witcher 3 this week.

        Reply

        • Captain JJ Browman

          May 18, 2015 at 16:47

          I had that last night. Oh how I hate Eskom. Probably even more than I hate Games for Windows Live.

          Reply

          • Krabby Paddy

            May 18, 2015 at 16:48

            Now that is quite some hate, but well deserved.

  9. kuuu(UMAR)rrrr

    May 18, 2015 at 16:25

    Doom teaser. Full reveal at E3

    Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      May 18, 2015 at 16:26

      Meh. Fallout 4 is coming. 😛

      Reply

      • kuuu(UMAR)rrrr

        May 18, 2015 at 16:26

        Honestly…I’m pretty damned hype for that. LOVED Fallout 3, though I haven’t played 1 or 2.

        Reply

        • Lord Chaos

          May 18, 2015 at 16:27

          Played them all. Countless times

          Reply

          • HairyEwok

            May 18, 2015 at 16:29

            Because #Mods

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:29

            Weirdly enough, I haven’t added a single mod

          • HairyEwok

            May 18, 2015 at 16:30

            O.o.. I just…. I… Error 404

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:31

            #moddedcomment

          • kuuu(UMAR)rrrr

            May 18, 2015 at 16:29

            I should try them sometime. Seems like an amazing series.

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:33

            GoG had them all till 3 free a few months ago

          • kuuu(UMAR)rrrr

            May 18, 2015 at 16:33

            :/ ….. Well sheeeeeat.

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:34

            I got that one. So much win.

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:34

            Agreed

      • Captain JJ Browman

        May 18, 2015 at 16:29

        FALLOUT!

        Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      May 18, 2015 at 16:31

      FFS need more! MOAR!!!

      Reply

      • kuuu(UMAR)rrrr

        May 18, 2015 at 16:31

        E3 Hype is getting real buddy!!

        Reply

      • HairyEwok

        May 18, 2015 at 16:35

        Man loads shotgun, crazy ass skeleton freak shoots rockets, man immediately shits himself, drops the shotgun and gets the hell out of there. Theres your MOAR!

        Reply

  10. The Claw

    May 18, 2015 at 16:29

    So are we never getting pretty ION girls again?

    Reply

    • Pariah

      May 18, 2015 at 16:35

      Nope. 🙂

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      May 18, 2015 at 16:35

      They cleaned house.

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        May 18, 2015 at 16:36

        Did they look under Darryn’s bed?

        Reply

      • Pariah

        May 18, 2015 at 16:37

        • Captain JJ Browman

          May 18, 2015 at 16:38

          Impossible. House doesn’t follow the rules

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            May 18, 2015 at 16:39

            But the gloved hand only goes one place…. right?

          • Captain JJ Browman

            May 18, 2015 at 16:40

            I wanted to give a sharp response to that, but it’s Monday afternoon and I really can’t.

          • Lord Chaos

            May 18, 2015 at 16:40

            *Finds missing GoPro

          • Pariah

            May 18, 2015 at 16:42

            XD XD XD

          • Hammersteyn

            May 18, 2015 at 16:45

            LOL

  11. Greylingad[CNFRMD]

    May 18, 2015 at 17:51

    Did anyone read the article about the original author of the witcher? What a hard headed old tippy that dude is! Gee wizz… He has quite a few good points, but Shoh… That was very interesting…

    Reply

  12. Hooptiecoupe

    May 18, 2015 at 17:59

    Skateboarding is like getting back on a bike. You never forget. Well….. Excapt the backside darkslide. Yah…. You’ll forget how to do that.
    http://Www.hooptiesworld.enjin.com

    Reply

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