So long suckers! I’m leaving the big city behind, and off to another that just so happens to have a flat mountain in the vicinity too. Where am I going? Well, I’ll give you hint – it rhymes with Shmape Shtown. It’ll never be the same!
In Other News: There is another MOBA on its way, a giant Christmas TIE fighter, Fallout 4 has a real number, and a dad recreates all the Street Fighter II Turbo victory poses.
Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy pledging our lives to Aiur!
News
Progress on new Rainbow Six Seige beta will not carry over
Remedy’s Favorite TV Shows And The Time-Travel Movies Influencing Quantum Break
Warhammer 40K MOBA Dark Nexus Arena hits Early Access next month
ARK: Survival Evolved release on Xbox One “imminent”
Stuff
A Giant Christmas Light TIE Fighter Is the Perfect Holiday Decor
The concept for Chrono Trigger came about from a trip to the United States
Fallout 4’s 1-888-4-VAULT-TEC is a real number — here’s what happens when you call it
Clash Of The Titans: How Gaming’s Iconic Creatures And Bosses Measure Up
Videos
20 hours went into making this animated tower in Fallout 4
Comedian Gets Dad To Recreate Street Fighter II Turbo Victory Poses On YouTube
Crytek’s Back to Dinosaur Island VR experience is now free on Steam
What’s on @ The Movies?
God help us all… it’s the trailer for ZOOLANDER 2!
TOMB RAIDER movie reboot lands director and writer
Rumour: Colin Farrell, Ron Perlman and more wanted for JUSTICE LEAGUE DARK
Prepare yourself for so much more in the first trailer for THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER’S WAR
Ta-daaaaaah! It’s the first trailer for NOW YOU SEE ME 2!
Model: Thermostat (Header)
Last Updated: November 19, 2015
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 19, 2015 at 16:04
Oh shit. The Vaalies are coming. THE VAALIES ARE COMING!
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 16:05
One light if by sea, two if by E-toll
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 19, 2015 at 16:35
Etoll se moer
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 16:59
XD
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 16:16
Run to the hills!
HvR
November 19, 2015 at 17:42
NO bugger off I live on hills.
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:04
Hey Matt. You should look up the Cape Town brotherhood of Lazygamer. There are a few nice people to meet. Though I’ll admit only a few. But still. We will show you how to live!
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 16:06
Like who?
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:08
I honestly don’t know.
I’d say Banana, but he’s just AI. So it’s not like you can “meet” him.
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 16:08
hahaha
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:09
Rock is quite nice. Matt can always try meet him.
Unavengedavo
November 19, 2015 at 16:44
Well I am in CPT O_o
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:46
And you only show disturbing pics to people online. It’s not like you carry a backpack full of them around wherever you go. You don’t, right? 😉
Unavengedavo
November 19, 2015 at 16:49
That’s what my mobile phone is for O_o
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:50
O_O
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 19, 2015 at 16:48
Post some disturbing pics to prove it is you
Unavengedavo
November 19, 2015 at 16:49
Like this? O_o
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 19, 2015 at 16:50
Borderline, I don’t believe you
Unavengedavo
November 19, 2015 at 16:55
Better?
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-fTtMXBoclss/U9ZaM578j7I/AAAAAAAAe8c/-zOARtsGjVg/w426-h240/Licky.gif
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 19, 2015 at 16:55
Creepy, but not disturbing.
HAVE YOU GONE SOFT?
Unavengedavo
November 19, 2015 at 16:58
I’m out of practice O_o
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 19, 2015 at 17:08
Either that, or being exposed to the crazy people here on Lagz has made me be tolerant of more strange things
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 17:01
https://media.giphy.com/media/ax7YV61X5usKI/giphy.gif
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:59
I can believe it.
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 16:59
XD
HvR
November 19, 2015 at 17:43
*Sends Avo link to the duck dick gif
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 20, 2015 at 07:07
You bastard
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 16:59
I meant everyone but him
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 19, 2015 at 16:09
IT’S A TRAP!!!!
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:10
Never!!
We’ve got wine and cheese, what would we do with cabbage?
Bob of the Khundelar
November 19, 2015 at 16:15
Leave him with the German community and see what happens.
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 16:17
lol
AfricanTime
November 19, 2015 at 16:19
we have wine and cheese in Cape Town?
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 16:26
Yeah, every time WP doesn’t win you have whine and every time KFM plays old music you have cheese 😛
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:27
HAHAHA. Yesss.
I enjoy this because I don’t support WP and I don’t listen to radio. 😀
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 19, 2015 at 16:28
One of the few things I like about you
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:31
How will I ever survive under this flood of compliments?
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 19, 2015 at 16:32
See this is why I don’t praise you, you then act like an LB
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 19, 2015 at 16:28
HAH, winnar
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 16:17
Hey, not a bad idea man.
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:18
I have those sometimes…ideas.
Not good, but at least not bad.
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 16:19
I thought you were going to say events where you don’t invite your friends? HAHAHAHAHA
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:19
Damn. Just when I thought it was clear sailing with you 😉
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 16:22
NEVA!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 19, 2015 at 16:10
Oh and Matty, don’t go up Table Mountain if it’s really windy. You’ll get blown around like a dandelion seed.
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:10
LOL
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 16:10
Matty be like GITS
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:14
You don’t wanna GITS here. It’s damn cold. Then again, the Vaallies miraculously tend to swim here every December.
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 16:15
Thick skinned from dealing with traffic?
Bob of the Khundelar
November 19, 2015 at 16:16
Think skinned wasn’t the first thought I had 😛
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:17
Same here.
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:18
Speaking of which, he better get someone to drive him around. We don’t need you crazies on our peaceful roads. ;P
Bob of the Khundelar
November 19, 2015 at 16:19
Yeah! We have enough stupid, crazy and idiotic drivers without the Joburgers making it worse. Or better. Or whatever it is they do.
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:20
Well, it’s not raining now, so the roads are pretty peaceful.
Bob of the Khundelar
November 19, 2015 at 16:22
Tell that to the people driving the N1 in the mornings. Crazy sh1t that everyone accepts as normal.
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:23
I only drive across it every morning. So I’m safe from that madness.
Bob of the Khundelar
November 19, 2015 at 16:25
Count yourself lucky. Wish I could just warp into my office. At 4:30pm just warp back home.
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:26
I work until 5 to 5:30 each day. But it takes me 15min to get home, so I don’t mind it too much.
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 19, 2015 at 16:19
^This
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 16:18
They force themselves, and their kids to. It’s like, we spent the f*cking money to fly you here, ENJOY IT!
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:19
HAHA
HvR
November 19, 2015 at 17:48
“Dit kos ‘n bloddie kok huis vol geld om hier te kom gaan swem in the sie”
HvR
November 19, 2015 at 17:46
Wasn’t that cold the past weekend, barely felt anything through my 5mm wetsuit
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 16:17
Which I am pretty sure if on his bucket list 0_O
Hammersteyn
November 19, 2015 at 16:10
Can’t wait for tomorrows header. Feather duster perhaps?
RinceThis
November 19, 2015 at 16:16
Stay out!
Pariah
November 19, 2015 at 16:20
You can create anything. Anything at all with that much effort. And you make a light-up penis? Wow.
oVg
November 19, 2015 at 16:22
Fallout 4 summed up in one picture lol
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:22
LOL.
Yes. If you don’t get this, you haven’t played enough Fallout.
oVg
November 19, 2015 at 16:26
When I got into work this morning half the stationary cupboard was missing. Then I remembered 😛
oVg
November 19, 2015 at 16:29
I will post a picture of my screen grab of Ten Penny tower tomorrow.
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:29
Awesome. I’ll look out for it. Not sure if I’ll get around to Fallout tonight myself 🙁
oVg
November 19, 2015 at 16:31
Ya, its one of those games that take 2-3 years to see everything. If you start the main mission before the 100hour mark then you are not playing a Bethesda game properly.
Pariah
November 19, 2015 at 16:31
I need a graphics card upgrade before I can even think of getting Fallout 4. 🙁
Captain JJ the Goo
November 19, 2015 at 16:31
This is very true
oVg
November 19, 2015 at 16:23
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN we have our first Penis. Fallout 4 video lol
Ghost In The Rift
November 19, 2015 at 16:48
Any Smite players? need some tips and what not, good game just crappy matchmaking.
Pieter Kruger
November 19, 2015 at 19:01
ARK incoming!! Yes please!!????????????
Captain JJ the Goo
November 20, 2015 at 06:56
Man is lost in wasteland. Man manages to build immense structure of legendary proportions with little resources. Man draws giant penis