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In Other News – 21 September 2015

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Millionaire-Monday

The Big Bont Diaries, entry 237: Lazygamer has fallen. The world is in turmoil. Nations are now massive sandpits where ideologies are out of control, and video game news outlets are prohibited. But I will not rest after the destruction of Lazygamer’s Mother Base.

Outer Lazygamer shall be formed, a nation where no vidja garmez jernalist is ever forced to review one of those f***ing mobile games again, where older veterans can create content without needing to release daily YouTube videos in order to stay relevant.

And I shall lead my people into that glorious future as the biggest of bosses, the Big Bont. Just as soon as I figure out how to compensate for my lack of peripheral vision when I wear this stupid eye-patch to my cement my authority.

In Other News: Redesigning Solitaire, get to know the story behind SOMA (SIES!), Sonic is back in the rarest of games and King of Fighters is back next year.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because everybody has a price for the Million Dollar Man and mine just happens to be a box of Orios. What?

News

Xbox boss expects PS4 price cut next month
Stick the kettle on: Caffeine’s first episode out in October
Hyrule Warriors Legends’ 3D mode will only work on the new 3DS
Streaming Rust just got safer with new Streamer Mode
Age of Mythology is getting a new expansion – Tale of the Dragon
Destiny: The Taken King crowned No.1 in the UK
Mass Effect lead writer Drew Karpyshyn is back at BioWare
King of Fighters XIV announced for PS4 release in 2016

Stuff

Redesigning the world’s most-played PC game
Super-rare Sonic The Hedgehog, once thought lost, is now playable
How to cheaply upgrade your PS4 to 2TB
Great shot GTA V truck, that was one in a million

Videos

Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows – Launch trailer
SOMA – Story trailer
The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing: Final Cut – Features trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Blu Ray release of STAR WARS original trilogy theatrical cut rumoured again!
Is Warner Bros. making a BLUE BEETLE/BOOSTER GOLD buddy comedy film?
All hail the Pope in this trailer for HEIST
And your 2015 Emmy award winners are…
THE ISLAND OF DOCTOR MOREAU may return as a TV series
Monday Box Office Report – Get scorched
RESIDENT EVIL: THE FINAL CHAPTER starts production, full synopsis and cast list revealed

Last Updated: September 21, 2015

31 Comments

  1. ORIOS!!!! XD

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    • Grand Admiral Chief

      September 21, 2015 at 16:02

      Hehehe, I *might* have had a hand in that…

      Reply

      • Pariah

        September 21, 2015 at 16:03

        Must……… Resist………………….

        Reply

        • Grand Admiral Chief

          September 21, 2015 at 16:05

          Janee one filthy article per day

          Reply

          • Pariah

            September 21, 2015 at 16:06

            It’s difficult to keep this filthy and oft juvenile mind at bay, you know. XD

    • VampyreSquirrel

      September 21, 2015 at 16:06

      LMAO!!!!

      Reply

  2. Grand Admiral Chief

    September 21, 2015 at 16:02

    MY PLAN WORKED!

    ORIOS FOR ALL!

    Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      September 21, 2015 at 16:21

      Orios… it’s 7 questions into the credibility of Llew’s ability to troll.

      Reply

  3. Ottokie "Yahtzee"

    September 21, 2015 at 16:07

    • VampyreSquirrel

      September 21, 2015 at 16:09

      That’s so stupid it’s funny.

      Sad thing is that guy probably survived and has probably procreated…

      Reply

      • Ottokie "Yahtzee"

        September 21, 2015 at 16:10

        I have seen the full vid a while back, he just walks back to the camera covered in Monday.

        Reply

        • Pariah

          September 21, 2015 at 16:12

          “Covered in Monday”. Yep, that has to be the best phrase on the internet.

          Reply

          • VampyreSquirrel

            September 21, 2015 at 16:18

            I totally agree.

          • Commander JJ of the Normandy

            September 21, 2015 at 16:19

            Seconded.

          • Dutch Matrix

            September 21, 2015 at 16:24

            Thirded.

  4. VampyreSquirrel

    September 21, 2015 at 16:07

    Big Bont… Mr Money In Someone Else’s Bank! XD

    Reply

  5. Commander JJ of the Normandy

    September 21, 2015 at 16:13

    Island of Doctor Moreau tv series?
    But Britain has already had a Big Brother.

    Reply

    • RinceThis

      September 21, 2015 at 16:13

      HAHAHA!

      Reply

    • Pariah

      September 21, 2015 at 16:15

      And I thought Ottokie won the comment for the day. Nope, in swoops JJ to steal it right at the death.

      Reply

      • Commander JJ of the Normandy

        September 21, 2015 at 16:17

        😀

        Reply

    • jesika thamas

      September 22, 2015 at 00:55

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      Reply

  6. Commander JJ of the Normandy

    September 21, 2015 at 16:23

    That Resident Evil link at The Movies is a dud
    !404! No content found
    Come to think of it, that’s pretty much the reaction I had after I watched the last one.

    Reply

  7. Raptor Rants

    September 21, 2015 at 16:35

    It was 1 spelling mistake!

    Reply

    • Commander JJ of the Normandy

      September 21, 2015 at 16:37

      I know. It’s not like it was the 7TH time.

      Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      September 21, 2015 at 16:42

      Please refer to my earlier tweet regarding this.

      Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 21, 2015 at 20:05

      I feel bad for you buddy, one spelling mistake and everyone rushes as fast as they can to jump on the wagon.

      You could say it’s an… Orio Speedwagon. *run*

      Reply

  8. HvR

    September 21, 2015 at 16:58

    Calling the Tasty Tuesday ION for tomorrow, Springbok carpaccio with Asian vinaigrette

    Reply

  9. DragonSpirit009

    September 21, 2015 at 17:25

    Wait?! We’re talking about cookies?!
    If so I’m in!!

    Reply

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