So Bioshock Infinite is out tomorrow, and it looks grrrrreat. Which is a damn shame, because I have a stack of games to get through before I can even touch it. I still need to Uber-Judas the gang in the latest Gears game, I have more gym badges to collect in Pokemon Black 2, people to snipe in the latest Ghost Warrior game and a raid to lead in the illegal version of the Hello Kitty MMO. FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
In Other News: Double Fine names their adventure game, Steam gets Dust, weird costumes and cool people at PAX East, Ouya prepares to emulate and zombies make flight travel even worse.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because it’s all the damn dog’s fault.
News
Marvel Heroes dated for June 4, early access offered
Open world sandbox Planet Explorers gets a Kickstarter
Ouya store to offer NES and SNES emulators at launch
Microsoft asked Ascend devs for a F2P that didn’t suck
Double Fine adventure unveiled as Broken Age
Don’t Starve hitting Steam April 24
Dust: An Elysian Tail is coming to Steam
Mass Effect studio working on brand new series
Stuff
The cosplay of PAX East – Day One
Review embargoes – The subtle straightjacket
The cosplay of PAX East – Day Two
Happy birthday 3DS – Here’s six games that you may have missed
Videos
The science of games – Bioshock plasmids
Sanctum 2 – Gameplay trailer
Hearthstone: Heores of Warcraft – Cinematic trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Is Robert Redford joing SHIELD in Captain America 2?
Alan Ritchson is your first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Be afraid to fly in this new trailer and poster for World War Z
Monday Box Office Report – The Croods take over Olympus
Jason Statham has something to do in this trailer for Hummingbird
Ryan Reynolds talks the R-Rated Deadpool movie script, and how he’s not interested in Justice League
We Review Oz The Great and Powerful
Hope you’re not afraid of the dark, because here’s the first teaser trailer for Riddick
Model: Sasha Cane
Last Updated: March 25, 2013
Admiral Chief Erwin
March 25, 2013 at 16:05
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
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Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop *POP*
Admiral Chief Erwin
March 25, 2013 at 16:12
NOW THE FLIPPEN SONG IS IN MY HEAD……NOOOOOOOOO
Anon A Mouse
March 25, 2013 at 16:16
That Cherry is sucking on a cherry…
Ultimo_Cleric_N7
March 25, 2013 at 16:43
Thanks for that……
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
March 25, 2013 at 18:07
It’s in everyone’s head now. Thanx a bunch
Andre116
March 25, 2013 at 20:21
DUM…DUM, DUM DUM!
Admiral Chief Erwin
March 25, 2013 at 16:06
TOUCH not TOUGH.
*sigh*
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
March 25, 2013 at 16:08
When you’re right, you’re right.
Admiral Chief Erwin
March 25, 2013 at 16:09
That’t a tough one 😛
OVG
March 25, 2013 at 17:03
touchy… 😛
Lardus
March 25, 2013 at 18:12
Met a girl once that could tie a knot in a cherry stem…in her mouth with her toungue! This ION brings back some fantasies I had afterwards!
mornelithe
March 25, 2013 at 18:49
That’s actually not as hard as you’d imagine, just takes practice 🙂 Why you would practice tying knots in cherry stems with just your tongue is beyond me, but we used to do some strange things as kids, and this wasn’t chief among them lol.
Skyblue
March 25, 2013 at 19:05
Lazygamer accepting free shit to give away with “people to snipe in the latest Ghost Warrior game” when we all know it’s fucking ‘ORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Mannion
March 25, 2013 at 19:19
In related news we’ve actually upset distributors before by refusing to give away their game as it was that bad… we haven’t reviewed Sniper yet so we hold judgement…
also we got nothing for giving it away, it’s a service we present to you our fine readers
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
March 26, 2013 at 07:27
Lol. I’m guessing you won’t answer this, but who have you upset in such a fashion before?
Scoobaz
March 26, 2013 at 12:44
“…people to snipe in the latest Ghost Warrior game…”
Would that happen to be my PC copy of the game you’re planning to give to me next Wednesday…hmmm?