Exercise. The bane of my existence. And I truly do mean that in a spine-busting way. Man was not meant to struggle like this! Man was not meant to make his body cry with some strange sweat-like fluid slowly dripping thorugh his unfashionably tight exercise garments! But as Thor is my witness, I shall emerge victorious and do an entire push-up from start to finish!
In Other News: Watch Dogs is still top dog, Remix on your Wii U soon, Darunia thinks that it is hammer time and the Evil Dead heads to TV.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy drinking electrolytes and crap.
UK Charts – Watch Dogs still at number 1
Shadowrun Returns – Dragonfall content flies solo in September
Crytek says that it has secured finances for publishing transition
Beatbuddy paddling, grooving its way to iOS in September
GTA 4 modder quits scene over harassment
Microsoft inks another deal for Xbox One in China
NES Remix disc-pack headed to Wii U
Darunia will hammer all comers
What’s On At The Movies
Cinophile – Pi
Nicklelodeon pulls Legend Of Korra from air, streaming online from now on
Ant-Man footage and roles described, confirmed
Who wants to be human anyway in this first trailer for Tusk, plus Kevin Smith’s True North trilogy revealed
Monday Box Office Report – Oh Lucy you so fine
Everyone will probably die in The Evil Dead TV series
Gareth Edwards, more monsters, Godzilla 2 and King Kong prequel confirmed
This trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road belongs to the mad!
Avengers: Age Of Ultron footage described, Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 dated
Wonder Woman, Batman’s new costume and a ton more revealed in Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice
Model: Minissha Lamba
Last Updated: July 28, 2014