And thus another month has been broken, much like my jeans after a Friday binge in a candy shop. You were a worthy foe July, but even you could not stand forever. And with you out of the way, nothing shall stop me from destroying the last remainings months! Mwahahahahahaha!
In Other News: What’s up with the gold chests in Destiny, breaking a speed limit in Halo, Mario Kart 8 sells well but the Wii U still struggles and eating out in Final Fantasy.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy motivating people by threatening to make them look like Mel Gibson’
Wii U gets creepier with Lone Survivor
You won’t be decapitating anyone in Assassin’s Creed Unity
Hearthstone opens up the plague quarter tonight
Cooking Mama looks odd in 3D
Mario Kart 8 nears 3 million in sales, but can’t drive Wii U recovery
Halo speedrun world record broken again
Two Tribes reveals robot hacking shooter Rive
What’s up with Destiny’s golden chests
What’s on at The Movies
Guardians Of The Galaxy animated series announced
This trailer for Vikings Season 3 will have you reaching for your shields
This new trailer for Constantine is a nasty piece of work
This extended red band trailer for Sin City: A Dame To Kill For just soils everybody
Fifty Shades Of Grey is 2014’s most watched trailer so far
Midweek Mouth Off – What was missing from Comic Con 2014?
Tony Kgoroge of Cold Harbour wins best actor award
Ra’s Al Ghul rears his ugly demon head in Arrow Season 3
Last Updated: July 30, 2014