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In Other News – 31 August 2015

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You’re hungry, broke and your pets have wisely decided to disappear. What’s a guy supposed to do? Starve like a stowaaway illegal immigrant? Balls to that. Sign up now, and I’ll teach you how to stretch your Rands. Sriracha Salticrax Du Frommage! Pilchard leftover pizza crust surprise! 101 ways to eat cardboard properly!

Stick with me, and I’ll make those day-before-payday blues disappear quicker than your bowels after you’ve sampled my infamous Aromat two-minute noodle Risotto!

In Other News: Here’s what Destiny is like without scenery, awesome cosplay from PAX prime,rubble without a cause in King’s Quest Chapter 2 and rest in peace to the dream master.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy showing off my abacus tattoo to friends. See? You can count on me.

News

King’s Quest Chapter 2 teaser and details revealed at PAX
Windows 10 now operating on 75m devices
Obsidian on what’s next for Pillars of Eternity: ‘We own something now’
Kickstarter for Rollcage successor Grip abandoned
Trion announces turn-based strategy game Atlas Reactor
Destiny: The Taken King will not launch with a raid
Nintendo isn’t producing the Shovel Knight amiibo
Borderlands co-creator wants more Gortys in future titles

Stuff

Destiny, sans scenery
The modern day Thief reboot that never was
The raddest cosplay at PAX prime
Metal Gear Solid 3: From Russia with love

Video

Just Cause 3 – Developer Diary Episode 2: Destruction
Lost Dimension – Launch trailer
Persona 4: Dancing All Night – Margaert trailer

What’s on at The Movies

R.I.P. Wes Craven, director of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET and SCREAM
Hail Caesar! Conn Iggulden’s EMPEROR series getting movie adaptation
BORDERLANDS feature film video game adaptation in the works!
STAR WARS: ROGUE ONE could be an ultra-widescreen movie
Monday Box Office Report – Compton beats War Room
MINIONS has now made over $1 billion worldwide
Bill Murray is a piece of work in this new trailer for ROCK THE KASBAH
Matt Damon talks BOURNE 5 plot

Last Updated: August 31, 2015

12 Comments

  1. I need this cardboard recipe.

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    • Dutch Matrix

      August 31, 2015 at 16:21

      Take Cardboard. Bite. Chew. Swallow. What more do you want?

      Reply

      • VampyreSquirrel

        August 31, 2015 at 16:30

        Salt… but salt is expensive too…

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        • HairyEwok

          August 31, 2015 at 16:38

          If you’re a salty person you don’t need salt, unless you’re a sweet person and need salt, then you would have to use your arm pits.

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        • Captain JJ Fantasticus

          August 31, 2015 at 16:42

          I can go without the salt, yes.

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    • RinceThis

      August 31, 2015 at 16:27

      No man. Didn’t you see the picture he put of his ‘Masterchef’ creation earlier on twitter?! The Horror!

      Reply

  2. Ryanza

    August 31, 2015 at 16:52

    • RinceThis

      August 31, 2015 at 16:55

      Too soon 🙁

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      • Hammersteyn

        September 1, 2015 at 07:51

        Way too soon

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    • Brady miaau

      August 31, 2015 at 22:32

      I did the DRM quest in Witcher 3. Quite amusing, I must say.

      Reply

  3. Lardus-For the Emperor!

    August 31, 2015 at 17:10

    Bourne 5? Yay!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      September 1, 2015 at 07:51

      With Matt Damon!

      Reply

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