So, with Darryn off to sunny California while Gavin goes to Cape Town to talk about something or other, Geoff and I have held down the fort today. I keep singing that "just the two of us" song to him, but he doesn’t chime in.
Your homegrown hottie is Jessica Wood, the face of Calvin Klein, but she’s afraid of moths, so if you land a date with her you’d better not rent Silence of the Lambs. She doesn’t like pretentious people and she blushes when complimented.
In Other News: Adam Orth can’t deal with online toxicity, Blockbuster goes bust, Super Meat Boy is super cheap and You Don’t Know Jack.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because I was too busy thinking of bizarre punishments to dish out to slacker interns.
News
Adam Orth, the man who became the "Deal with it" meme, is fighting internet toxicity
Capcom fell short of 1080p Xbox target
Diablo III has sold 14 million copies across PC and console version.
You Don’t Know Jack complete collection is coming to Steam
Blockbuster is closing all US retail stores
PS4 launching in Korea in time for Christmas
Australia government to review 12 game classifications
Stuff
This Dota 2 courier will set you back $38 000
Super Meat Boy is going for $3 during Steam’s Midweek Sale
Metro: Last Light to ship with Steam Machine prototypes
Does COD:Ghosts borrow cutscene from Modern Warfare?
Videos
We still can’t get over how bad this COD: Ghosts foliage looks
Go behind the scenes on at that awesome Xbox One commercial
Dendi shows off some crazy skills in this team fight
Check out some iOS Rayman
What’s on at The Movies
Check out Anchorman 2 TV spot and character posters
This trailer for The Raid 2:Berandal will make you punch walls
Dwayne Johnson headlining Seal Team 666
New TV spot for Lone Survivor
Model: Jessica Wood
Last Updated: November 7, 2013
John's (JJ's) ????
November 7, 2013 at 16:06
Someone will say something about wood
Weanerdog
November 7, 2013 at 16:07
You just did 🙂
John's (JJ's) ????
November 7, 2013 at 16:07
Someone had to
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 7, 2013 at 16:08
I thought about it, but decided not to rabbit on about it.
Hammersteyn
November 7, 2013 at 16:09
Roger
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 7, 2013 at 16:09
Did someone frame you?
Hammersteyn
November 7, 2013 at 16:10
It would be a Valiant attempt
Hammersteyn
November 7, 2013 at 16:08
Woodn’t bet on it
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 7, 2013 at 16:09
Don’t pine about it
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 7, 2013 at 16:10
Some oaks just can’t handle it.
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 7, 2013 at 16:10
Lol, they should just palm out
Hammersteyn
November 7, 2013 at 16:11
Don’t Leaf out Barking
John's (JJ's) ????
November 7, 2013 at 16:11
This joke is branching out in just too many directions now
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 7, 2013 at 16:12
Don’t get cypressed
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 7, 2013 at 16:12
Stop birching about it
John's (JJ's) ????
November 7, 2013 at 16:10
or chuck
John's (JJ's) ????
November 7, 2013 at 16:09
That wood be a first
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 7, 2013 at 16:15
This might get quite poplar
John's (JJ's) ????
November 7, 2013 at 16:15
Where’s Lardus to give us all the chipping good comment?
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 7, 2013 at 16:20
Perhaps doing some mahogany inspection
RinceandRepeat
November 7, 2013 at 16:28
That creeper?
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 7, 2013 at 16:06
The
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and
RELAX
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November 7, 2013 at 16:07
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November 7, 2013 at 16:07
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November 7, 2013 at 16:12
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November 7, 2013 at 16:13
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oVg
November 7, 2013 at 16:12
John's (JJ's) ????
November 7, 2013 at 16:13
I found mini-me so damn creepy
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 7, 2013 at 16:14
Didn’t he star in naughty movies?
John's (JJ's) ????
November 7, 2013 at 16:14
You’d know from that midget porn collection.
Dr Evil was so dumb, but mini-me seemed smart
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 7, 2013 at 16:20
LOL all I remember is that movie being spoiled for me by a link I should NEVER have clicked on
John's (JJ's) ????
November 7, 2013 at 16:22
It’s happened to the best of us.
oVg
November 7, 2013 at 16:17
That’s what she said 😛
John's (JJ's) ????
November 7, 2013 at 16:18
Is that what you call him? Shame man.
oVg
November 7, 2013 at 16:16
ION
Dead Rising 3 runs at 720p and 30 fps on Xbox One, UI runs at native 1080p
Game Informer- Ryse: Son Of Rome Is As Fun As Dialing Phone Numbers
John's (JJ's) ????
November 7, 2013 at 16:17
Wow. I thought there may be too much hype around Ryse
RinceandRepeat
November 7, 2013 at 16:27
Wowza. She has GOT to be the hottest local hottie we have eva seen! Bloody hell…
Vampyre Squirrel
November 7, 2013 at 16:31
Nice ION.
Zoe, you’d better keep Vicky in line… I’m sure we can help with ideas for punishment.
RinceandRepeat
November 7, 2013 at 16:42
We are STILL waiting for the hazing, STILL!
oVg
November 7, 2013 at 16:54
lol at the dude in the xbox one commercial. His cap is back to front… SO COOOOOOOOL
Vampyre Squirrel
November 7, 2013 at 16:54
You’re sounding like a hipster… 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 7, 2013 at 18:49
He wears his hat the right way round because it’s ironic 😉
HvR
November 7, 2013 at 17:52
Wonder if he wears a wallet chain?
Also what is wrong with his face? Is he 720p in real life?