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In Other News – 7 November 2013

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So, with Darryn off to sunny California while Gavin goes to Cape Town to talk about something or other, Geoff and I have held down the fort today. I keep singing that "just the two of us" song to him, but he doesn’t chime in.

Your homegrown hottie is Jessica Wood, the face of Calvin Klein, but she’s afraid of moths, so if you land a date with her you’d better not rent Silence of the Lambs. She doesn’t like pretentious people and she blushes when complimented.

In Other News: Adam Orth can’t deal with online toxicity, Blockbuster goes bust, Super Meat Boy is super cheap and You Don’t Know Jack.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today because I was too busy thinking of bizarre punishments to dish out to slacker interns.

News

Adam Orth, the man who became the "Deal with it" meme, is fighting internet toxicity
Capcom fell short of 1080p Xbox target
Diablo III has sold 14 million copies across PC and console version.
You Don’t Know Jack complete collection is coming to Steam
Blockbuster is closing all US retail stores
PS4 launching in Korea in time for Christmas
Australia government to review 12 game classifications

Stuff

This Dota 2 courier will set you back $38 000
Super Meat Boy is going for $3 during Steam’s Midweek Sale
Metro: Last Light to ship with Steam Machine prototypes
Does COD:Ghosts borrow cutscene from Modern Warfare?

Videos

We still can’t get over how bad this COD: Ghosts foliage looks

Go behind the scenes on at that awesome Xbox One commercial

Dendi shows off some crazy skills in this team fight

Check out some iOS Rayman

What’s on at The Movies

Check out Anchorman 2 TV spot and character posters
This trailer for The Raid 2:Berandal will make you punch walls
Dwayne Johnson headlining Seal Team 666
New TV spot for Lone Survivor

Model: Jessica Wood

Last Updated: November 7, 2013

43 Comments

  1. John's (JJ's) ????

    November 7, 2013 at 16:06

    Someone will say something about wood

    Reply

    • Weanerdog

      November 7, 2013 at 16:07

      You just did πŸ™‚

      Reply

      • John's (JJ's) ????

        November 7, 2013 at 16:07

        Someone had to

        Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      November 7, 2013 at 16:08

      I thought about it, but decided not to rabbit on about it.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        November 7, 2013 at 16:09

        Roger

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief in 1986

          November 7, 2013 at 16:09

          Did someone frame you?

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            November 7, 2013 at 16:10

            It would be a Valiant attempt

    • Hammersteyn

      November 7, 2013 at 16:08

      Woodn’t bet on it

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in 1986

        November 7, 2013 at 16:09

        Don’t pine about it

        Reply

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          November 7, 2013 at 16:10

          Some oaks just can’t handle it.

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief in 1986

            November 7, 2013 at 16:10

            Lol, they should just palm out

          • Hammersteyn

            November 7, 2013 at 16:11

            Don’t Leaf out Barking

          • John's (JJ's) ????

            November 7, 2013 at 16:11

            This joke is branching out in just too many directions now

          • Admiral Chief in 1986

            November 7, 2013 at 16:12

            Don’t get cypressed

          • Admiral Chief in 1986

            November 7, 2013 at 16:12

            Stop birching about it

          • John's (JJ's) ????

            November 7, 2013 at 16:10

            or chuck

      • John's (JJ's) ????

        November 7, 2013 at 16:09

        That wood be a first

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief in 1986

          November 7, 2013 at 16:15

          This might get quite poplar

          Reply

          • John's (JJ's) ????

            November 7, 2013 at 16:15

            Where’s Lardus to give us all the chipping good comment?

          • Admiral Chief in 1986

            November 7, 2013 at 16:20

            Perhaps doing some mahogany inspection

          • RinceandRepeat

            November 7, 2013 at 16:28

            That creeper?

  2. Admiral Chief in 1986

    November 7, 2013 at 16:06

    The
    day
    has
    finally
    ended.
    Time
    to
    go
    home
    and
    RELAX

    Reply

    • John's (JJ's) ????

      November 7, 2013 at 16:07

      dis
      baie
      moeite
      om
      so
      te
      skryf

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in 1986

        November 7, 2013 at 16:07

        Ag
        nee
        wat.
        Sodra
        jy
        gewoond
        raak
        is
        dit
        heel
        maklik

        Reply

        • John's (JJ's) ????

          November 7, 2013 at 16:12

          m
          o
          e
          r

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief in 1986

            November 7, 2013 at 16:13

            D
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            s

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            e

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            e

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            l
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            n
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  3. oVg

    November 7, 2013 at 16:12

    • John's (JJ's) ????

      November 7, 2013 at 16:13

      I found mini-me so damn creepy

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in 1986

        November 7, 2013 at 16:14

        Didn’t he star in naughty movies?

        Reply

        • John's (JJ's) ????

          November 7, 2013 at 16:14

          You’d know from that midget porn collection.
          Dr Evil was so dumb, but mini-me seemed smart

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief in 1986

            November 7, 2013 at 16:20

            LOL all I remember is that movie being spoiled for me by a link I should NEVER have clicked on

          • John's (JJ's) ????

            November 7, 2013 at 16:22

            It’s happened to the best of us.

      • oVg

        November 7, 2013 at 16:17

        That’s what she said πŸ˜›

        Reply

        • John's (JJ's) ????

          November 7, 2013 at 16:18

          Is that what you call him? Shame man.

          Reply

  4. oVg

    November 7, 2013 at 16:16

    ION

    Dead Rising 3 runs at 720p and 30 fps on Xbox One, UI runs at native 1080p

    Game Informer- Ryse: Son Of Rome Is As Fun As Dialing Phone Numbers

    Reply

    • John's (JJ's) ????

      November 7, 2013 at 16:17

      Wow. I thought there may be too much hype around Ryse

      Reply

  5. RinceandRepeat

    November 7, 2013 at 16:27

    Wowza. She has GOT to be the hottest local hottie we have eva seen! Bloody hell…

    Reply

  6. Vampyre Squirrel

    November 7, 2013 at 16:31

    Nice ION.

    Zoe, you’d better keep Vicky in line… I’m sure we can help with ideas for punishment.

    Reply

    • RinceandRepeat

      November 7, 2013 at 16:42

      We are STILL waiting for the hazing, STILL!

      Reply

  7. oVg

    November 7, 2013 at 16:54

    lol at the dude in the xbox one commercial. His cap is back to front… SO COOOOOOOOL

    Reply

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      November 7, 2013 at 16:54

      You’re sounding like a hipster… πŸ˜›

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        November 7, 2013 at 18:49

        He wears his hat the right way round because it’s ironic πŸ˜‰

        Reply

    • HvR

      November 7, 2013 at 17:52

      Wonder if he wears a wallet chain?

      Also what is wrong with his face? Is he 720p in real life?

      Reply

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