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I’ve realised I hate something more than I hate Christmas. No, not those perfidious, taunting stars they used to put on the naughty bits in Scope magazine, although I really disliked those silver nipple obfuscators. The current bane of my existence, the reason for my sullen, grumpy face today is that most annoying of all winged arthropods – the high-pitched, blood-sucking, flying devil bug known as the mosquito. F*ck mosquitoes.
They say that Johannesburg’s East Rand is a tough place (filled with bruisers and mullets and racing stripes). I’m inclined to agree; since moving to the east (your pity is most welcome) I’ve found even the mosquitoes to be noticeably bigger and tougher; those bastards bite me and I swell up like a fleshy, hairy (and infuriatingly itchy) balloon.
On a much cooler note, our Nick de Bruyne was on national radio today, punting our favourite games for the gift-giving season. Did you manage to tune in? I think he did a stellar job, actually; much to my disappointment he didn’t embarrass himself in front of the whole country. Sure, he may not have mentioned your favourite game, but he made some pretty smart choices.
Here’s the new we didn’t post because we’ve been covering ourselves in Tabard.
343 Industries Ressurecting Halo Wars Stat-Tracking
MS Fighting Apple with Win 7 Phone
Resident Evil Mercenaries 3DS Detailed
Apple Loses Its Game guru
X-Men Arcade coming to XBLA First
EA Reckons â€œthe Old Republicâ€ Will Last Ten Years
Infinity Blade hits iDevices
Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition unboxing/impressions
Killzone 3 vs Gears 3
Dragon Gaming Speech Pack – Mass Effect 2 Demo
Gamestate Awards 2010 – Best Overall Production
Gamestate Awards 2010 – Best Story
Gamestate Awards 2010 – Best Value
Header : Jurgita Valts
Last Updated: December 9, 2010