Vicky

I am the new intern at Lazygamer. Being a creature that few have ever seen I am almost overwhelmed to actually be doing that which I love. Gaming journalism is the thing that I decided to do in the early days of the apocalypse year 2012, shortly after deciding this I enrolled at Varsity College Pretoria. There I met friends, lecturers and a cat named Steve.

As a student of journalism, a profession that scoffs at anything normal, I have been blessed with the ability to play almost any game and still be able to enjoy nature through my camera lens. I don’t know if anyone knows this but the old people at Lazygamer are all into Canon; they don’t seem to have realized that Nikon is the better camera.

Like most people (read: students) that have an extreme lack of money I started my own collection of gaming hardware with an old PC I stole from my parents. Later on I begged my dad to buy me a Xbox 360 for my birthday in 2007. That is where the conflict in my gaming views started. Which means that I prefer my FPS games to be on PC, everything else though is perfect on the Xbox. While everything that I have played in the last few years has been on the Xbox 360 or PC the PS4 is desperately calling my name.

Unfortunately all of this has repercussions which are as follows; the Xbox community will now be hating me because I am thinking of defecting to the enemy side, the PS4 community will hate me for being an ex-xbox fanboy and lastly the PC community will laugh at me for joining the fight.

To sum everything up I am a creature that not many people have seen, a photographer, a journalist, a multi plat-former gamer and the new intern.

The nice people at Lazygamer have already given me a nice new nickname. I am Vicky.

Last Updated: October 8, 2013

1.1
was reviewed on PC

184 Comments

  1. Axon1988

    October 8, 2013 at 15:20

    Welcome to hell!

    Reply

    • Axon1988

      October 8, 2013 at 15:21

      But also, I hope you become more then a intern.

      Reply

    • oVg

      October 8, 2013 at 15:25

      Bwahahahaha

      Reply

    • NecroRince

      October 8, 2013 at 15:43

      HAHAHA!

      Reply

  2. That Happy Twit

    October 8, 2013 at 15:22

    Hiiiiiii Victor….

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  3. Otto_ki

    October 8, 2013 at 15:24

    HEEEELLLLOOOOOO Vicky!!!!!!!

    Reply

  4. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    October 8, 2013 at 15:25

    Welcome. Also, way to hang yourself out for the sharks VICKY.

    Reply

  5. CypherGate

    October 8, 2013 at 15:25

    Hello Vicky! welcome to the spot

    Reply

  6. Otto_ki

    October 8, 2013 at 15:25

    “I don’t know if anyone knows this but the old people at Lazygamer are
    all into Canon; they don’t seem to have realized that Nikon is the
    better camera.”

    I’ll just leave this here…

    Reply

    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      October 8, 2013 at 15:26

      Nikon we all just get along?

      Reply

      • GeoffChisnall

        October 8, 2013 at 21:51

        you canon be crazy

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    • Spathi

      October 8, 2013 at 15:27

      Yeah, Vicky already show his lack of knowledge…

      Reply

    • That Happy Twit

      October 8, 2013 at 15:29

      Nikon!

      Reply

    • Otto_ki

      October 8, 2013 at 15:34

      The post is cutting my photo joke short…Badum tish!

      Reply

  7. Umar ZoMg Reiner

    October 8, 2013 at 15:26

    Hello Victor, you smell nice, I hope you stay and enjoy your time, we’re all nice people, Rince might beat you up though as he is a brutish Ogre…But we welcome you to the fold…

    Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 8, 2013 at 15:27

      Don’t forget to warn him about OVG and Erwins Ban Hammer

      Reply

      • Umar ZoMg Reiner

        October 8, 2013 at 15:29

        Ahh yes how can we forget about them! You see Vicky, Sir Rants and I are the nicest people here, so you can trust us…..by the way Sir Rants…is the Sacrificial table ready yet?…I mean the welcome table…ahem

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        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          October 8, 2013 at 15:30

          0.o

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    • NecroRince

      October 8, 2013 at 15:44

      How dare you! It’s true though…

      Reply

      • Umar ZoMg Reiner

        October 8, 2013 at 15:45

        You’re like the Shrek kind of Ogre, soft on the inside…like a sissy *Runs TOP SPEED*

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        • NecroRince

          October 8, 2013 at 15:46

          You get back here! I have a LAG shooter to make you drink!

          Reply

          • Umar ZoMg Reiner

            October 8, 2013 at 15:47

            Lol better trademark that stuff man, could make you rich!

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 15:48

            Agreed. Maybe we should test this (shit) wonderful drink out on the Vickster?

          • Umar ZoMg Reiner

            October 8, 2013 at 15:50

            Indeed, test ol’ Vickaroo’s tolerance level!

        • Anon A Mouse

          October 8, 2013 at 15:51

          So Rince is like an onion?

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          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 8, 2013 at 15:52

            HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 15:54

            Watch it!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 8, 2013 at 15:54

            LAYERS?

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 15:55

            LAZERS, similar, only one makes you cry more…

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 8, 2013 at 15:55

            I’d also cry if I looked like you

            πŸ˜›

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 15:57

            Damn bro! 0-O

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 8, 2013 at 15:58

            πŸ˜‰

          • Umar ZoMg Reiner

            October 8, 2013 at 15:58

            Damn that’s harsh……I’m disapointed in you

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 8, 2013 at 16:00

            Hence the πŸ˜›

          • Umar ZoMg Reiner

            October 8, 2013 at 16:00

            Only kidding πŸ™‚ I made you feel bad though right …. right?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 8, 2013 at 16:03

            Hah, not even remotely πŸ˜›

          • Umar ZoMg Reiner

            October 8, 2013 at 16:03

            You mean…not even remotely..in the opposite?….right……………..damn

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 16:01

            *still crying in corner

          • Umar ZoMg Reiner

            October 8, 2013 at 16:02

            I’m sorry Rince….want a hug? a MANLY HUG? like we do in MUDDA RUSSIA??

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 16:10

            I can’t trust the hug will ever happen, so no!

          • Umar ZoMg Reiner

            October 8, 2013 at 15:56

            BLAZER!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 15:56

            TAZER!

          • Umar ZoMg Reiner

            October 8, 2013 at 15:57

            HAHAHA someone got ma Dodgeball reference at least, thanx Tim!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 8, 2013 at 15:57

            If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

          • Umar ZoMg Reiner

            October 8, 2013 at 15:59

            HAHAHA!!!Love that movie tooooo BIIITTTS!!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 16:02

            great minds think alike!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 15:55

            Peel them bit by bit, till you reach the point of crying…

          • Umar ZoMg Reiner

            October 8, 2013 at 15:54

            More like smells like one

        • Rock789

          October 8, 2013 at 15:57

          Uh oh… Now you’ve done it… Is that the sound of… a yellow Hummer in the distance?!

          **runs**

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          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 15:58

            You get back here, plenty of room in the Yellow Humvarine!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 15:58

            I use an ice cream van!! hear me coming before you die!

  8. oVg

    October 8, 2013 at 15:26

    WELCOME VICKY πŸ™‚

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    • oVg

      October 8, 2013 at 15:27

      Vicky and Brenda

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      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        October 8, 2013 at 15:29

        Sitting in a tree

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        • That Happy Twit

          October 8, 2013 at 15:30

          K…I…S…S…I…N… lolwut?

          Reply

          • Umar ZoMg Reiner

            October 8, 2013 at 15:31

            P..I..S..S…I…N….HUH???

        • Sageville

          October 8, 2013 at 16:07

          J.I.S.S.I.N…..

          Yeah I’m out.

          Reply

    • Sageville

      October 8, 2013 at 16:03

      So what happens when batman sneezes in that costume?

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 8, 2013 at 16:04

        cowl explodes?

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        • Sageville

          October 8, 2013 at 16:06

          Dunno, I’m thinking “path of Least resistance” so I see it spraying out of his eye-holes.

          Bet that scares the baddies.

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          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 8, 2013 at 16:24

            aaaa hahahahahahahahaha

  9. Spathi

    October 8, 2013 at 15:26

    VICKY YOU IDIOT FANBOY WHY DON”T YOU (choose whatever the flavour of the day is), YOU DUMBASS ASSHOLE!

    Sorry, just extending the farm interweb welcome! Goodluck and enjoy your stay!

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    • Rock789

      October 8, 2013 at 15:58

      Ah, the ‘ol COD greeting. Nice! πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚

      Reply

  10. hayted

    October 8, 2013 at 15:26

    Hello Sticky Vicky (feel free to use this as your new nick). Lol. Welcome πŸ™‚

    Reply

  11. Otto_ki

    October 8, 2013 at 15:32

    Now every time im gonna think of Vicky from Fairly odd parents πŸ˜€

    Reply

  12. Anon A Mouse

    October 8, 2013 at 15:34

    Welcome Vicki, I see you have Geoff as your mentor “…I begged my dad to by me a Xbox 360 for my…” It’s bUy, I think you should do what you’re told and not how Geoff does it. πŸ˜‰

    Also Nikon FTW, I see they have a new D610 out. Will have to get my hands on that.

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    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      October 8, 2013 at 15:44

      Poor kid, Geoff will take him to all the strip clubs, force him to eat liver, and in time he’ll be as damaged as Brenda!

      LAGZ LAGZ LAGZ! πŸ˜€

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      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 8, 2013 at 15:48

        So that is what happened to him!

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        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          October 8, 2013 at 15:55

          Yeah, it was brutal! Poor Brenda….

          He’s a mere shadow of what he was. I remember when he first started. He was still young at heart, a care-free boy of games, batman and anime. Now, he’s a cynical, intellectual, pipe-smoking, corduroy-wearing middle aged guy with a boep, a pipe and a snor. The perfect Bond villain!

          4 months… was all it took to turn Darryn into Brenda! I’m even writing an unauthorised biography, The Bonthuys files.

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          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 15:56

            If you need someone to help edit, don’t ask me 0-O

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 15:57

            but you can write so well Rince!

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 16:02

            Yes, yes young Grasshopper, but having to read about the creation of Brenda, there are LIMITS I tell you!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 16:11

            Rules made to be broken..

    • NecroRince

      October 8, 2013 at 15:45

      HAHAHAH! Burn, shame man, Geoff, as a mentor πŸ˜‰

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    • Umar ZoMg Reiner

      October 8, 2013 at 15:48

      Yup he’s doing it wrong, I see proper use of an apostrophe in his article , he should use a semi-colon instead (;)

      Reply

  13. Melasco

    October 8, 2013 at 15:35

    Welcome πŸ™‚ I’m jealous, where do you guys advertise jobs?

    Reply

  14. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    October 8, 2013 at 15:38

    VEEEEEEEEEEECTAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR

    Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 8, 2013 at 15:39

      no

      Viiiiiiiiiicccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

      Reply

      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        October 8, 2013 at 15:40

        mmm…? Yes! Vicky! I approve!

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  15. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    October 8, 2013 at 15:40

    Hey Vicky,

    Welcome to Lagz. Now there are a few things we need to tell you. As an intern, you HAVE to make the Admiral, Rincethis, Sir Rants, Umar Bustra, OVG, Mr Steyn, that other guy and myself coffee. Yes, I know we’re not staff members per se, but we hold tenure – sure self-imposed but.. tenure nonetheless.

    Also, YOU HAVE to collect our laundry and pay for it, it’s what interns do. Also, you must give us your cellphone number so that we can call you to order us pizzas or snacks.

    Yours Truly

    James Tiberius Lenoir aka Banana Jim aka Mister Lenoir
    Community Troll Manager

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 8, 2013 at 15:41

      Ooi! You forgot me! Again! Seriously don’t make me remind you again!

      Reply

      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        October 8, 2013 at 15:42

        Lol, You have been added!

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 8, 2013 at 15:42

          and me!

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          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 15:43

            You hear that Vicky, you better give Tanya some love! πŸ˜€

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 15:47

            DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 8, 2013 at 15:59

            What about me? I also need coffee!!!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 16:02

            Of course, and Vicky needs to know this.Coffee for Unavengedavo!!! And make it quick!

        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          October 8, 2013 at 15:47

          Thank you kindly πŸ™‚

          Reply

    • Umar ZoMg Reiner

      October 8, 2013 at 15:47

      I would actually scrambled eggs in the morning please, I get grumpy if I don’t eat. Thanx Jim for setting the rules and making it clear to everyone πŸ™‚

      Reply

    • Skoobaz

      October 8, 2013 at 16:24

      BAH, pizza…pfft. Order Beer & Biltong!

      Reply

  16. hairyknees

    October 8, 2013 at 15:43

    RAWR! Welcome πŸ™‚

    Reply

  17. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    October 8, 2013 at 15:47

    So does this mean that Brenda has been promoted? So Darryn doesn’t have to hand wash Geoff underpants any more?

    Reply

    • Anon A Mouse

      October 8, 2013 at 15:48

      Still has to smell them to ensure it is clean.

      Reply

      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        October 8, 2013 at 16:00

        The path up the corporate ladder is not for everyone…. but one day, even Vicky will become a worthy member of “Detective Inspector Lazy”

        Reply

  18. lans

    October 8, 2013 at 15:48

    Word of Advice…Please don’t wear your emotions on your sleeve. And don’t kn ow your flame level. Don’t fight trolls that will kick your ass. Rather swallow your pride and act like a bitch πŸ™‚

    Reply

    • Umar ZoMg Reiner

      October 8, 2013 at 15:49

      Hey @JimLenoir:disqus , is this the real one here up top ^ ?

      Reply

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      October 8, 2013 at 15:49

      LANS!!! WELCOME BACK!!

      Reply

    • lans

      October 8, 2013 at 15:49

      KNOW YOUR FLAME LEVEL!!!!!!
      1. MTV GAMER
      2. LUNA
      3. SMART ASS
      4. FAT SMART ASS
      5. PAID SMART ASS
      6. THE VOID

      Reply

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        October 8, 2013 at 15:54

        woah. lans welcome back!

        Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 8, 2013 at 15:55

      So you’re the famous Lans I have heard about!

      Reply

      • Spathi

        October 8, 2013 at 15:57

        You can look, but don’t touch. It bites…

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 8, 2013 at 15:58

          Not scared…

          Reply

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 8, 2013 at 15:59

            You will be. You will be.

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 16:01

            You need to be, Lans is a legend. Some say an internet myth, but in truth he’s the end-level internet boss we all fear. The true boogeyman….

            I call him.. my brother! (uhm… from another mother)

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 16:03

            Brother?

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 16:06

            Yes, in arms! We fought Nick together on the battlefield of Lagz. Our co-op changed the landscape of Lagz to such a degree that even FoxyOne joined our ranks.

            Foxie used to be the nicest guy to have ever been on Lagz. And then he became a Horseman of the Apocalypse (alongside Lans)! You should hear the stories from the old guard of Lagz. Those early years were brutal. We were all flame-borne. Now we can withstand any and all… trolling.

            Of course.. the medication and therapy help too!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 8, 2013 at 16:07

            Even the Little Baby Ice Cream video?

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 16:09

            Yes! Even.. shudder… the Little Baby Ice Cream video.. shudder…

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 8, 2013 at 16:09

            So you joining me for a McDonald’s soft serve later? πŸ˜€

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 16:17

            Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh…… shudder!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 16:22

            Is that your pick up line?

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 8, 2013 at 16:26

            Nope, mine is “Did you fall from heaven? because your face is fucked” but it hasn’t worked yet, and I don’t know why

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 16:09

            One day I too shall call you brother, and Rince and Umar and perhaps even the admiral…..0_0

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 8, 2013 at 16:10

            And they shall call you sister Tanya πŸ˜›

          • Spathi

            October 8, 2013 at 16:10

            BWAhahhaahahahaahhahha

            Edit: FU Una! Coffee all over my keyboard!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 16:10

            You bastard!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 8, 2013 at 16:12

            XD

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 16:13

            I’ll steal those metal lunch boxes you love…

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 16:13

            In time, for the years make the bond stronger, and I sense a great war brewing with the next consoles coming. May the Blood and BILE flow again! Muahahaha Muahahahah! MUAHAHAHAHA!!

            I miss the old console wars!

          • Spathi

            October 8, 2013 at 16:09

            Don’t forget Aussious!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 16:11

            DUDE!! AUSSIOUS!! My arch-nemesis, who then became a true friend. πŸ™‚ I’ll have a toast to you old friend, wherever you might be.

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 16:12

            Where has he been?

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 16:16

            I don’t know, such a shame he’s no longer posting or on hiatus. He has a good head on his shoulders (very smart guy). I liked it when we had these long and fruitful debates. Ludo Mentis Aciem!!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 8, 2013 at 16:17

            Fruitful? As in is a Tomato a fruit or a vegetable? And if it is a fruit, why not use it in a fruit salad?

          • Spathi

            October 8, 2013 at 16:17

            He posted not too long ago, about 2 or 3 weeks, on LG.

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 16:19

            Yeah, I guess work and life have caught up to him. It happens to all of us. Soon even this place will be Banana-free! Such is the internet….

            Kifflom!

          • Spathi

            October 8, 2013 at 16:22

            Kifflom brother!

          • SaintsRowNigri

            October 8, 2013 at 16:23

            Wait. What? Banana-free lagz? What bullshit are you spewing???

          • lans

            October 8, 2013 at 16:42

            how the hell am I suppose to do stealth trolling if you rat me out…. :’C I wanna do stealth…trolling…from the deep dark depths of the internet. UR making me feel naked Jim….give me room to work the masses…and tasty noobies

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 17:03

            It’s the excitement of your return! I will shutup now! Go! AND WORK THE MASSES!!!

          • lans

            October 8, 2013 at 16:03

            dude don’t listen to all the crap they say about me. I’m a good old sport you can trust me with all your gay secrets right…Im your chap πŸ˜‰

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 16:08

            You have done this many a time it seems, keeping gay secrets…

          • Sageville

            October 8, 2013 at 16:09

            ..and killing kittens.

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 16:10

            So many kittens were sold… πŸ™ Not the proudest of Lagz history…. :/ I thought no one knew about the illegal kitten for games trade.

          • Sageville

            October 8, 2013 at 16:12

            Sorry Bru, when Debra Patta starts asking you kitten questions, you cough up the goods.

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 16:13

            As in, the kittens? 0-O

          • Sageville

            October 8, 2013 at 16:14

            We were out of puppies….

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 16:19

            you sicken me!

          • oVg

            October 8, 2013 at 16:35

            GT5 is BOSS πŸ™‚

  19. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    October 8, 2013 at 15:51

    Intern needs a challenge, and we as community will judge him!

    Reply

    • NecroRince

      October 8, 2013 at 15:52

      I as 2# agree!

      Reply

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      October 8, 2013 at 15:56

      Every week, the intern needs to face.. THE COMMUNITY GAMES! A SERIES OF GAUNTLET-STYLE GAMES!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 8, 2013 at 16:04

        On that list will be TiMsTer approved photoshop skills! REMEMBER THAT!

        Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 8, 2013 at 15:57

      My name is Sir-Rants-A-Lot and I approve this message

      Reply

    • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

      October 8, 2013 at 16:06

      I say we give him a bowl of Vanilla Ice Cream an make him watch the Little Baby Ice Cream video… If he gets through it and can still stand the sigh of Ice Cream, then he will be deemed worthy!

      Reply

      • Anon A Mouse

        October 8, 2013 at 16:11

        Is that the Le Sigh of Ice Cream or the sight? (Sorrry ne, I had to)

        Reply

        • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

          October 8, 2013 at 16:14

          Lol, no worries… I would have done the same πŸ˜›

          Reply

  20. Matthew Holliday

    October 8, 2013 at 15:54

    “The nice people at Lazygamer”
    HAHAHAHA

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 8, 2013 at 15:55

      LULZ

      Reply

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      October 8, 2013 at 15:56

      Hahahahah!

      Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 8, 2013 at 15:57

      Whahahahahaha

      Reply

    • NecroRince

      October 8, 2013 at 15:59

      That got me too πŸ™‚

      Reply

    • Sageville

      October 8, 2013 at 16:13

      Yeah, was a bit of a stretch….

      Reply

    • Brady miaau

      October 9, 2013 at 08:20

      talking about ME?

      Reply

  21. Anon A Mouse

    October 8, 2013 at 15:58

    Could not get the Afrikaans version but here you go:

    Reply

  22. Rock789

    October 8, 2013 at 15:59

    Welcome Vicky. May the road be long and the armpits hairy… Wait, what?! Damn it OVG, stop hacking my account! πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚

    Reply

  23. lans

    October 8, 2013 at 16:06

    You need to have Kino, and don’t act like a !#@!#@#! one wrong move and your “DICKZONED”. People on the internet have short memories, but the underlying aftertaste never goes. So rather be a nice #@!##! then be a @#@#@! Coz you need people to back you up and have all your bases covered. You still with me Vicky….Kino!!!!!!

    Reply

  24. Sageville

    October 8, 2013 at 16:10

    I think the question everyone is dying to ask Victoria….

    Cake or Pie?

    …and yes there is a correct answer.

    Reply

    • NecroRince

      October 8, 2013 at 16:11

      Ohhhhhh!

      Reply

    • Victor "Vicky" Moolman

      October 8, 2013 at 16:29

      I prefer the Cake, though i have yet to actually find it…

      Reply

  25. lans

    October 8, 2013 at 16:15

    TIP OF ADVISE: NEVER EVER ^&*^&^& EVER ADMIT YOU ARE WRONG. IF YOU DO…UR *#(#*(#* FLAMEBAIT AND YOU WILL BE @@#$#$ UNTIL OBLIVION. IT”S A POWER STRUGGLE. YOU NEED TO BE THE ALPHA WRITER! A TROLL SMELLS FEAR AND A TROLL KNOWS IGNORANCE. So DON’T SPOUT OF PREHISTORIC NONSENSICAL &*&*&** IF YOU NOT SURE ITS NOT TRUE. BecauE I WILL RIP YOU A NEW ONE….and another thing A WARRIOR OF TRUTH IS NEVER WRONG!!!!!

    Reply

    • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

      October 8, 2013 at 16:16

      Reply

      • lans

        October 8, 2013 at 16:40

        me without caps…feel free toengage me #@$@#@#$@# here I am…..I am naked before you….do your…worst

        Reply

        • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

          October 8, 2013 at 16:42

    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      October 8, 2013 at 16:17

      Holy shit, you’re mental.

      Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 8, 2013 at 16:17

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

      Reply

    • Sageville

      October 8, 2013 at 16:17

      You had me at “TROLL SMELLS”

      Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 8, 2013 at 16:20

      *claps hands*

      Reply

      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        October 8, 2013 at 16:24

        You see.. YOU SEE?

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    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      October 8, 2013 at 16:24

      Words of muthafruiting wisdom. Never admit you’re wrong!

      Be an Alpha Writer! And if Geoff edits your manuscript. Look him in the eye, and tell him,

      “Yo… that’s not OG, I’m gangsta bitch! You publish it as is… whot? I missed an adverb? Screw that homes, Language and grammar are always changing, yo! That’s how culture evolves, homes… foshizzle…”

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      • Sageville

        October 8, 2013 at 16:26

        Werd

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  26. UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy

    October 8, 2013 at 16:20

  27. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    October 8, 2013 at 16:28

    I guess at this rate, Intern Vicky is hitting Batman of the Week! I say, GIVE IT TO VICKY!! Brenda doesn’t deserve Batman of the WEEK!

    Reply

    • Seraphim

      October 9, 2013 at 08:13

      I’m still not sure how Batman of the Week is determined.
      Feel free to educate me.

      Reply

      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        October 9, 2013 at 10:36

        The process is very simple. Firstly, the likely candidates are thrown into an arena, and forced to compete in a series of taxing and macabre gladiator-style deathmatches. The one with the biggest collection of troll ears emerge as Batman of the Week!

        Alternatively, they just check the number of comments a post has received and the winner is the guy who’s name isn’t Brenda!

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      • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

        October 9, 2013 at 10:41

        We have a back-end system that gauges which writer has had the most weekly impact, through a weighted combination of hits and comments

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  28. Brady miaau

    October 9, 2013 at 07:55

    Welcome and good luck. Looking forward to your first piece of work.

    PS4 sucks and everything about the Xbox is WIN (that is why they called it the ONE (pronounced WON))

    Come on, let us get that comment count up!

    *174*

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  29. WhiteRock

    October 9, 2013 at 08:05

    Fresh meat?

    Reply

  30. Vampyre Squirrel

    October 9, 2013 at 08:14

    Welcome to LG “Vicky”! I’m sure all the trolls are rubbing their hands together and saying “Fresh Meat”.

    Reply

  31. Tidycpc

    October 9, 2013 at 09:44

    Welkom Vicky

    Reply

  32. Paul Fouche

    October 9, 2013 at 10:00

    Whale-cum to LG may the gods smile down upon thee

    Reply

  33. Tero

    October 9, 2013 at 12:16

    Welcome Victor, hope to read some interesting articles from you in the future!

    Reply

  34. Brenz

    October 9, 2013 at 14:07

    Listen here Vicky, we Sony followers are a forgiving people, if you swear off your xbox and come over to the PS4 side, we will welcome you and forget all past transgressions.
    But there is no sitting on the fence with this one, you are either with us, or against us, if you choose to continue on your misguided path of gaming, you will be considered an enemy and treated as such.
    Oh, and welcome! πŸ™‚

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