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It’s old Kirk vs old Gorn in this new trailer for Star Trek the game

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Hell, my career is dead anyway.

When it comes to titans clashing, there are few TV series and big screen movies that can hold a candle to the 1967 confrontation between Starfleet captain James T Kirk and a member of the Gorn, who happen to resemble the Reptilian race that lives inside our hollow planet. But that was for all the wrong reasons, as you can see for yourself in the trailer below.

To say that William Shatner dodged blows that were more telegraphed than an attack from an actual telegraph pole that had come to life, is an understatement. Kirk versus the Gorn is so painfully paced, that it makes the Jiu Jutsu method of waiting for people to fall on top of them and face certain doom a graceful art in comparison.

Still, at least William Shatner and the developers behind the upcoming Star Trek movie tie-in game have a sense of humour, with that epically bad fight played out for laughs in the trailer.

The game is out in April, just in time for Star Trek Into Darkness which warps onto screens in mid-May, which Gavin refuses to believe counts as actual Star Trek canon. The memories from the classically bad fight though? Those will live forever.

Last Updated: April 3, 2013

26 Comments

  1. Wow, forgot about this gem XDXDXD

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  2. OVG

    April 3, 2013 at 07:58

    MASS EFFECT 3 BABY!!!!!!

    Star Trek lol you snooze you looooooz

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    • Ultimo_Cleric_N7

      April 3, 2013 at 08:49

      N7 Upvote

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    • Sir Captain Rincethis

      April 3, 2013 at 09:27

      You see fem Shepard is in Bioshock?

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  3. AndriyP

    April 3, 2013 at 08:00

    lol wtf

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  4. umar bastra

    April 3, 2013 at 08:11

    lol dodged that boulder perfectly! Poor lil Argonian can’t throw a rock. Need to boost your accuracy stat son

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      April 3, 2013 at 08:40

      You mean dexterity stat…. Just saying πŸ˜›

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      • umar bastra

        April 3, 2013 at 08:41

        Lol whoops mixing my J and W rpgs

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        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          April 3, 2013 at 08:42

          Hahaha πŸ™‚

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  5. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    April 3, 2013 at 08:40

    Thanx for the comic relief so early in the morning man πŸ™‚

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  6. FoxOneZA

    April 3, 2013 at 08:52

    Shum wun call 9-1-1….

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  7. Sir Captain Rincethis

    April 3, 2013 at 09:26

    Haha! Nice Darryn! Look, we’ve had some awesome Star Trek series, but people, alas, age. I have nothing against the new films to be honest. I thought a lot of fun. And let’s all be HONEST here, the BESTest badguy was from the last… HAHAHAHA

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  8. Gideon Carstens

    April 3, 2013 at 13:05

    One of the best posts in a long time πŸ™‚

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