Last Aperture Investment Opportunity–Boots

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Somehow this Portal 2 video slipped through the cracks last week and wasn’t published but don’t worry the guilty party was taken out back to the woodhouse and punished severely.

In this last Aperture Investment Opportunity our loyal CEO, Gabe Johnson, offers up the investment opportunity of a lifetime with an awesome pair of boots… yes boots.

Not only can boots give your legs that sexy flow you so strive for but they can also apparently save your life if you are dropping from massive heights onto rock hard surfaces… sounds like a steal to me.

I have to admit I’m a sucker for a girl in boots…, I need Portal 2 right now.

Last Updated: April 19, 2011

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