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Lightning straps Moogles to her lady lumps

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I love Moogles. I remember old school Final Fantasy games when you could even get Mog to join your party, or when you had to find all the Moogles hidden around the world. They are awesome and help define Final Fantasy games – it’s no wonder they’re part of what make FFXIV awesome. This, though, is just weird.

The Lightning Returns demo has become available to those in Japan. Those who have the demo, can also purchase additional costumes for Lightning. Now, I’d just like to point out that these are meant to give unique powers to our newly-buxom heroine. Similar to classes, these outfits determine Lightning’s abilities, strengths and weaknesses. I’m really curious what powers this costume could possible bestow, though.

Moogle lightning 1
Moogle lightning 2

What is that, Kupo? Those poor Moogles. I call racism – you can’t use these little guys as a shield! I really wonder about this game – FFXIII was already a fail, and it just seems to be getting worse the more I hear about Lightning Returns. I seriously hope that this game can prove me wrong and turns out to be awesome, or I fear for the direction Square Enix is moving.

Last Updated: November 28, 2013

19 Comments

  1. Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

    November 28, 2013 at 18:09

    I think they are purposely doing this to ruin the franchise, maybe they are tired of fans nagging for a new FF? That is the only reason I can think of why they would do this

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    • Brian Murphy

      November 28, 2013 at 18:19

      They should honestly just suck it up and make a FFVII Remake, and then start printing money. If ever there was a game that could help Square right the ship, it’s FFVII….so weird that they’ve refused to do so for so long, and have struggled greatly in the financial dept, because of the crap IP they HAVE elected to make.

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  2. Umar Seeker of Truth

    November 28, 2013 at 20:54

    Game sold half of ff 13-2 in Japan in the opening week…I just want to move past this now and look to brighter things

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    • Hammersteyn

      November 28, 2013 at 23:52

      Like the new Malema party? Sorry but that’s how low this series has sunk

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      • Umar Seeker of Truth

        November 29, 2013 at 06:57

        EFF is not a party! It is a revolutionary house!! Lol and I hear ya, I’m looking very much forward to 15 , It’s a fresh start and I just wana be able to love FF again, I know , I’m naive

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  3. Hammersteyn

    November 28, 2013 at 23:51

    Lightning has officaily gone Amy Winehouse, that bitch has got to go,

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    • Her Highness the Hipster

      November 29, 2013 at 07:53

      but she says no, no, no

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      • Hammersteyn

        November 29, 2013 at 08:30

        LOL

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  4. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    November 29, 2013 at 06:37

    Too many drugs Lightning.

    But I have to ask one thing though. Did you say that you can purchase additional clothing in the demo? Seriously? Has microtransactions actually lead to purchases in demos as well?????

    Please tell me I just misunderstood your sentence…

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    • Her Highness the Hipster

      November 29, 2013 at 07:52

      Nope, microtransactions have arrived on demos it would seem…

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      • Kensei Seraph

        November 29, 2013 at 07:58

        Hopefully the purchased outfits carry over to the full version…

        Nevermind that, hopefully they give everyone a refund and just make all the outfits unlockable in-game.

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        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          November 29, 2013 at 09:37

          Agreed. Unlockable at no extra cost! Woot!

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        November 29, 2013 at 08:13

        And how long before we pay for demos?

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        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          November 29, 2013 at 09:20

          Stop giving them ideas!

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            November 29, 2013 at 09:23

            They’re already doing it with Killer Instinct 😉

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            November 29, 2013 at 09:36

            *sigh*

  5. Mugelbub

    November 29, 2013 at 07:48

    some how that pic makes me think of this

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  6. JS

    November 29, 2013 at 07:48

    Who is asking for these games? I really don’t understand this anymore.
    Make VII-2 or VIII-2 or remakes or well anything other than another XIII.

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  7. oVg

    November 29, 2013 at 08:33

    There is a huge market out there for this game. Mainly 13 year old Japanese girls but it seems that COSPLAY is the main focus. Nothing wrong with cosplay for some free publicity.

    The hardcore 200hour grind in FF8 days are well over.

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