Man Arrested for Choking Woman with Wii Controller Cord

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An Austin man, Daniel Alvarez, currently sits in jail – accused of second degree felony charges of aggravated assault with serious bodily injury. He faces up to 20 years in prison. Alvarez, who presumably suffers from anger management issues, tried to strangle his girlfriend with a Wii controller cord.

She must have had it coming though, right? she must have done something to incur such wrath. Yes indeedy – she interrupted his special nap time, and accused him of eating all her girl scout cookies. You can’t make this stuff up, though I wish I had.

It’s obvious which social ill is responsible – Girl scout cookies. They corrupt our youth and need to be banned.

Source : Statesman

Last Updated: February 5, 2009

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