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Contrary to what you may have learned from Jack Sparrow and the Crimson Pirate (note to self: update pop culture references), the life of a pirate was not really a glamorous one. Meagre life expectancy, no real buried treasure, an assortment of increasingly horrific ailments and the closest thing to Keira Knightley was the mouldy deck mop. Luckily though, the folks at Megarom must suck at history, which is why they treated us like mythical pirate kings at the Cape Town launch for Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag.

Yes, you read that right. A game launch in Cape Town, because last time I checked, boats don’t have eToll tags. So with promises of great weather (oh, you Joburgers are so gullible) Megarom’s Devon Stanton and Rene Fraser set up a little shin-dig at the V&A Waterfront aboard the Jolly Roger pirate ship to celebrate the launch of the sixth game in Ubisoft’s best selling franchise.

Those of us lucky enough to be in attendance were greeted on the docks by Devon, sword in hand (not like that, you perverts), who encouraged folks to dress up in the provided pirate props for some photo opportunities. I braved a fake beard of some indiscriminate hairy origin (tasted like mongoose fur to me) and did my best pirate impersonation by secretly downloading an mp3 illegally on my phone. I kid, I kid.

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With some drinks in hand we were all soon bundled aboard the Jolly Roger, like some reverse version of rats on a sinking ship, where we were greeted by the sight of several PlayStation 3’s and LCD screens setup on board for us to try the game out for ourselves later. Refreshments were laid out and with the pirate garbed crew clambering all over the deck, we soon set off, much to the surprise of a not insubstantial few people and their sensitive stomachs who thought we’d just be cooling our heels in the harbour.

Soon we were coasting around the, well, coast of Cape Town with increasingly miserable looking weather trying, and failing, to dampen our moods. While provided gold doubloons flowed freely at the bar, keeping everybody in high spirits, Devon grabbed a mic to talk to us a bit about the game and all its improvements, inviting us to try it for ourselves.

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A few people accepted the invitation and proceed to play a game about being on a pirate ship at sea, while on a pirate ship at sea. Pirate-ception, I tell ya! Unfortunately, their equilibrium soon caught on to what was going on, prompting many to abandon the controllers before they gave us a far too hands-on description of what they had for breakfast.

But not even the threat of bile-stewed stomach contents could sully the jovial atmosphere, as with all the formalities out of the way, everybody settled down to just mingling and having fun. Real life faces were matched to twitter handles (much to Devon’s relief), the search for the only meaty food platter aboard commenced, seagulls were mistaken for dolphins, dolphins were accused of rape and iAfrica’s Hadlee Simons made far too many bad nautical puns. Strangely enough though, only a single joke about able seamen was made. You’re slipping, Cape Town. You’re slipping.

Megarom also gave away a fantastic prize of an Assassin’s Creed swag bag containing an AC hoodie, some AC paraphernalia and every single AC game released thus far, including the latest, Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag, to the best, and fortunately only, person dressed like a pirate. Congratulations, person dressed like Jack Sparrow whose name I forgot to ask even though you were standing right next to me.

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And with that we headed back to port, the grins on our faces stuck in place by equal amounts of the fun we had and the freezing wind that had been assaulting us for the last hour or so since the sun had begun to set. But there was one more surprise as Rene and co dished out Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag t-shirts to all in attendance as we disembarked once docked, kind of happy to have our landlubbing feet back on a surface that didn’t impersonate obese people jogging, but a little sad for our little adventure on the high seas to be over.

Guess we’ll just have to settle for doing it again – minus the bad jokes and impending nausea – on our TV screens at home. On that note, keep an eye on the site today – we’ve got something quite special for Assassin’s Creed fans that we’ll be giving away.

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Last Updated: October 30, 2013

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163 Comments

  1. The first thing that jumps to mind is “how do you know what mongoose fur tastes like?”, looks like an awesome event – I am awaiting by AC IV delivery…

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  2. John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

    October 30, 2013 at 10:16

    Oi! Where them pics of the lazygamer homies hanging out?

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 30, 2013 at 10:21

      So where you be in these pics scallywag?

      Reply

      • Rincethis

        October 30, 2013 at 10:21

        Top middle is me 😉

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 30, 2013 at 10:25

          Blue shirt? Look kinda worried thinking “crap will this boat be moving? I dont know if I like the high seas..”

          Reply

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 10:25

            Nope, white shirt.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:27

            which pic is this?

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 10:29

            the TOP MIDDLE… AS in, middle at the top 0-O I’m staring to the right with a cap on, contemplating life, and who so gut 🙂

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:30

            Thats a white blueish shit! no pure white!

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 10:30

            I didn’t say pure white! But if something is 80 of a colour I go with that!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:31

            haha true. Place was flipping crowded hey!

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 10:33

            It was, I was hoping to push ol @johnambitious:disqus overboard when no one was listening for his rather late in the game joke. Pretty sure no one would have noticed…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:34

            So the boat was moving all the time? Hate to have an accident there! No Lifeboats!

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 10:34

            After that joke you would’ve done everyone a favour.

          • Anon A Mouse

            October 30, 2013 at 11:59

            You know how @rincethis:disqus shit looks like. Duuuuuude TMI TMI

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 12:03

            SHIRT! flipping hell!

      • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

        October 30, 2013 at 10:22

        Nowhere. Dammit. Little bit in the first. They took nice photos of the LG group though, which aren’t here. Actually. Rince took some photos with his phone…

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        • Rincethis

          October 30, 2013 at 10:25

          I didn’t take this one, which is why it looks like we are all suffering from some serious motion sickness…

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          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 10:28

            Yes, Claudia isn’t the best photographer.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:29

            Guessing you were the dude with red/pink shirt..

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 10:31

            Hehe. Pink. Nope. I are the doot on the right.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:32

            Hoodie? black?

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 10:34

            Hoodie? Black? Light blue shirt, the RIGHT. Suspenders.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:36

            You know I thought to myself, when I saw that pic. looks like a JOHN lol

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 10:31

            @3f46686967eb5651c8c4b3afe4f832a5:disqus you were in a pink shirt? 0-O Oh, matron…

          • Rock789

            October 30, 2013 at 10:47

            Nope… No pink there… Black shirt – MAROON body warmer (good thing too – it was freaking cold once we set sail)… 🙂

            I keep the pink for the nightclubs! 😉

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 10:29

            You should see the other she took 😉 heheheh Tell her I say hi, and thanks for pretending to care about what I was harping on about.

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 10:30

            Haha. Will do, she seemed to have found it all very interesting.

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 10:31

            “Interesting” There, fixed it for you 😉

          • Rock789

            October 30, 2013 at 10:28

            Damn fine bunch of pirates, that! 😉 🙂

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:39

            Is that eyeliner I see John? hahaha *clouldnt help myself!

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 10:42

            Oi!
            Rince punched me, telling me it’ll make me look intimidating when we get boarded by Somalians. I still don’t know if it’s true.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:47

            I just realised something, I would prob be a dwarf compared to you! hahaha

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 10:50

            Were we boarded by Somalians?

          • HvR

            October 30, 2013 at 10:57

            They were probably trying to sell you a cellphone charger, a license disc holder or big ass metal chameleon.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:59

            You don’t watch the news often do you?

          • HvR

            October 30, 2013 at 11:09

            No to depressing but I do encounter a lot of Somalians at Cape Town’s traffic light trade depots.

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 10:59

            They saw the food and thought we’d already been boarded, then left. Good thing they left the beer.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:00

            hinekin isn’t beer!

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 11:01

            I had Windhoek

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:01

            GOOD MAN!!

          • RangerMossel

            October 30, 2013 at 11:03

            Have you had Heineken draught?! Then you haven’t lived.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:04

            The draught is lekker I give you that!

          • RangerMossel

            October 30, 2013 at 11:05

            But then again, almost any draught is lekker! Like castle, I hate the dumpies, but the draught…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:06

            Castle…….. no thanks!

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 11:06

            HAHAHAHAH! They thought, a vegetarian pirate ship? This shit is whack and jumped overboard…

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 30, 2013 at 10:50

            Why would a vague skin discolouration make you look intimidating?

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 10:52

            I guess the Somalians don’t like damaged goods.
            Dammit! Don’t ask me these things!
            I’m not wearing eyeliner dammit!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:53

            You were going for a captain jack sparrow look, either that or you wanted your eyes to “POP” as they say in the fashion industry..

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 10:55

            It’s not eyeliner! I have dark lashes (wow, that doesn’t sound girly at all).

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:55

            If those your natural eyes you what half Egyptian?

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 10:56

            Half evil, so watch your back beehaaatch

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:58

            Evil my ass!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 30, 2013 at 10:56

            lol

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 30, 2013 at 10:58

            Aww… look at Tanya swapping makup tips wit JJ 😛

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:58

            YOU SHUTUP!

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 10:59

            Hahahaha

          • RangerMossel

            October 30, 2013 at 11:00

            hahahaha!!!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:01

            See what you have done! made a joke out of me! Damn Ice cream man! I hear some children screaming for you, on your way you go!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 30, 2013 at 11:04

            The secret is not to leave yourself open:P

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:05

            Is that what you tell the other ice cream men when they get bombarded with children…

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 11:05

            Dude, that Ice Cream Man probably eats children.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:06

            hahaha 0_0 shit it might actually be true!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 30, 2013 at 11:10

            It’s not called “little baby ice cream” for nothing…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:11

            0_0

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 11:08

            BWAHAHAHAHHA! Wins the internet in one comment.

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 11:09

            *mumbles something about no eyeliner having been worn*

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 11:22

          • John's (JJ's) grand endeavour

            October 30, 2013 at 11:26

            Hahahaha.
            No!!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:10

            I seriously need to learn to not leave myself open to attack!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 30, 2013 at 11:14

            Two birds with one stone so to say

          • Anon A Mouse

            October 30, 2013 at 11:56

            Thank you for making coffee come out of my nose. Geez you guys are so considerate.

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            October 30, 2013 at 12:43

            Always a pleasure my good sir

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 10:54

            If a Somalian was wearing black eyeliner, and tried attacking you, and you were wearing black eyeliner.. ELINCEPTION? HAHAHA *Runs

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 10:55

            I’m changing my handle to no-eyeliner John

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:56

            To make yourself feel better… YOU ROCKED THAT EYELINER DUDE!

          • oVg

            October 30, 2013 at 10:50

            Rince that beer.

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 10:50

            I did, 5 times mate, just for ya 😉

          • RangerMossel

            October 30, 2013 at 10:59

            Ok can someone tell me who’s who from left to right? Want to know what creepy people I talk to everyday.

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 11:00

            Left to right.
            A carrot. A weaner. A pirate. A rock. A guy NOT wearing eyeliner.

          • RangerMossel

            October 30, 2013 at 11:02

            Got it. Next time there might be a Mossel in the mix. Then it’s a party!

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 11:04

            Yea yea.

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 11:16

            Make it happen man! I’ll be arranging a group piss up, I mean get together sometime in November, you must join.

          • RangerMossel

            October 30, 2013 at 11:19

            Sweet just let me know!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:03

            Thats rocky? I thought thats Nicks brother William!

          • Rock789

            October 30, 2013 at 11:14

            That’s right – the mighty Rock did indeed leave the land behind… 🙂 And then promptly returned!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:15

            Sure was a kickass time on the ship!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 30, 2013 at 11:04

            CARROT! *snigger*

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 11:15

            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Brilliant 🙂

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 11:11

            Me, @Weanerdog, Pirate (No clue) Rock789 and @johnambitious:disqus

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:14

            I thought rocky was your brother William…

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 11:15

            Nope. He doens’t visit LG

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:16

            I know that, was just confused from previous explaining to people in lg meetup at banana jam!

          • Weanerdog

            October 30, 2013 at 11:40

            Here is a photo i stole from the Priates face book page

          • John's (JJ's) grand endeavour

            October 30, 2013 at 11:41

            Cool! Nice one.

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 11:44

            Nice one man! Hahaha! I love the laugh from Cleric, very ‘Oh, hahahahahah’! John on the right though, looks like he’s still thinking about that joke he just dropped 😉

          • John's (JJ's) grand endeavour

            October 30, 2013 at 11:45

            Yes. Thanks for the reminder. Poor Claudia was made photographer of us scoundrels.

    • Rincethis

      October 30, 2013 at 10:21

      Well, I see a ME, bwahahah! 🙂

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  3. Rincethis

    October 30, 2013 at 10:17

    boats don’t have eToll tags. WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!

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  4. Rincethis

    October 30, 2013 at 10:19

    “dolphins were accused of rape” I was not kidding, they bloody do! Ask Trevor! *Runs

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    • HvR

      October 30, 2013 at 11:13

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 30, 2013 at 11:17

      Dolphins are the rapists of the sea! true story!

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  5. Rock789

    October 30, 2013 at 10:22

    It’s been said already, but I’ll say it again – awesome evening! Helluva way to kick off the new week. Thanks so much for the tickets LG! 🙂

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    • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

      October 30, 2013 at 10:22

      Hear hear

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    • Rincethis

      October 30, 2013 at 10:23

      Hey man, you still keen for dev meet tonight?

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      • Rock789

        October 30, 2013 at 10:25

        I am super keen! But I may have to work late… 🙁 Just crazy busy (probably shouldn’t be commenting on here… But I just can’t stay away from you guys! 🙂 ).

        Will sms you by 4pm whether I’ll be able to make it or not – I’ll know for sure by then.

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        • Rincethis

          October 30, 2013 at 10:26

          Cool, I had plans to make you tumble into the back of William’s Baakie hahahah

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          • Rock789

            October 30, 2013 at 10:29

            What you talking about – that’s the best way to ride! 😉

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:30

            It is! back of the bakkie makes you feel like a kid again!

        • DrKiller

          October 30, 2013 at 10:55

          oi, get back to work 😛 Otherwise you are going to tell me “sorry cant take lunch, need to work” 😛

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    • SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad

      October 30, 2013 at 11:15

      Agreed. Thanks so much LG. It was awesome! Cape Town feeling the love!

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      • Rincethis

        October 30, 2013 at 11:18

        It was great. Will arrange another meet up in Nov. Will let everyone know closer to the time what place has been targeted. I mean, ‘chosen’.

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 30, 2013 at 11:19

          swear I must get my shit together and move to CT! lol

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          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 11:20

            Hehe, great community of gamers, and @disqus_DoEH3TsffU:disqus

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 30, 2013 at 11:22

            Who rules over them all with benevolence & understanding.

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 11:23

            Zod?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 30, 2013 at 11:24

            I only expect kneeling on special occasions.

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 11:24

            Fair enough

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:24

            ZOD! PAH!

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 11:22

            Yes, and obviously the Banana doesn’t really exist.

        • SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad

          October 30, 2013 at 11:20

          I am there!

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    • Weanerdog

      October 30, 2013 at 11:15

      Was great fun, I could not understand why I was the only one playing until I now find out that everyone was getting sea sick/food poisoning.

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      • Rincethis

        October 30, 2013 at 11:17

        HAHAHAHAH! Food poisoning, ftw 😉

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        • SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad

          October 30, 2013 at 11:20

          I really thought the food was great. 😛

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:21

            You were there too?

          • Weanerdog

            October 30, 2013 at 11:26

            If you can find Rock in the top right photo (top right in his pink (or maroon as he says) shirt, I am next to him to the right in a blue shirt and Sargon is next to me, you can see CY on his shirt, facing the camera.

          • SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad

            October 30, 2013 at 11:30

            Aye! That is me. CT* not CY* though, on my black hoodie thang. Not from Bellville. 😉

          • SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad

            October 30, 2013 at 11:28

            Yep yep.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:32

            I see you lol!

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 11:22

            The chicken was fine. But the things that I ate that I’m still not sure what they were I’m a bit worried about.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:26

            Prob sea food man!

          • Weanerdog

            October 30, 2013 at 11:22

            You really need to get out more

          • SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad

            October 30, 2013 at 11:31

            Hahahahaha. Too true. 😛

          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 11:23

            I liked the deep fried… Um… The deep fried… Uhh…

  6. Alien Emperor Trevor

    October 30, 2013 at 10:28

    Where were the wenches? (Excluding the LG ladies in attendance.)

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    • Weanerdog

      October 30, 2013 at 11:13

      You are aware that it was a game launch.

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        October 30, 2013 at 11:21

        But pirates & wenches go together :/

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        • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

          October 30, 2013 at 11:27

          More like pirates and pegboys… Trolololol

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        • Weanerdog

          October 30, 2013 at 11:28

          We were unfortunately inept at our pillaging efforts on the Bay of Camps.

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        • John's (JJ's) grand endeavour

          October 30, 2013 at 11:34

          Yes. Only a few pirates and no wenches.

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  7. oVg

    October 30, 2013 at 10:30

    GO MEGAROM 🙂
    I saw that somebody had already made the front page of REDDIT with some of these pics. One of the comments was “I thought that pic of the boat was in game, then I took a second look at the Mountain in the background and realised that it was real” lol

    THE MOTHER CITY FOR THE WIN.

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  8. Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

    October 30, 2013 at 10:39

    Thanks for rubbing it in!

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  9. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    October 30, 2013 at 10:42

    It was awesome!!!!

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 30, 2013 at 10:50

      You were there too?

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      • Rincethis

        October 30, 2013 at 10:51

        He was indeed 😉

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 30, 2013 at 10:51

          He wasn’t the pirate was he?

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          • Rincethis

            October 30, 2013 at 10:52

            Nope.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 10:52

            Good to know!

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 30, 2013 at 10:53

            Acted a bit like one though

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 30, 2013 at 11:11

            Like Johnny depp, was plastered when he did Captain Jack sparrow! True story!

      • Ultimo_Cleric N7

        October 30, 2013 at 11:34

        Yip Yip

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  10. Trebzz

    October 30, 2013 at 10:46

    Stargate Ubisoft Sparkle.

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  11. RangerMossel

    October 30, 2013 at 10:53

    I’ve been on the Jolly Roger in summer! Quite awesome!

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  12. John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

    October 30, 2013 at 10:54

    This week we conquered the Jolly Rodger. Next week we’re doing a train robbery on that thing that drives around in Canal Walk!

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    • RangerMossel

      October 30, 2013 at 11:09

      The week after that Bug’s Playpark.

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  13. oVg

    October 30, 2013 at 10:55

    So nobody got Jolly Rodgered.

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  14. divantitus

    October 30, 2013 at 11:05

    emo’s

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  15. Uberutang

    October 30, 2013 at 11:09

    I need to talk to my barber. My haircut looks terrible !

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  16. oVg

    October 30, 2013 at 11:14

  17. Anon A Mouse

    October 30, 2013 at 12:00

    Quick question. What did @rincethis:disqus scavenge with that back pack on?

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    • John's (JJ's) grand endeavour

      October 30, 2013 at 12:01

      Games, tv’s, consoles and beer. The t-shirt was free.

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  18. Hesperus Phosphorus

    October 30, 2013 at 15:16

    The ‘eyeliner & AC IV bag guy’ looks more like chutney pirate than a real one…

    Reply

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