My zombie cheerleaders bring all the boys to the yard, and they’re like “what’s with those scars?”

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Give me an "E"! So I did, and then the cheerleader died.

Gentlemen in marketing, let me give you a tip, when it comes to publicising your product. Guys are suckers for cheerleaders, for any number of right, wrong and perverted reasons. So obviously, with a game like Lollipop Chainsaw coming out soon, you’re going to want to emphasise that point, by dressing some attractive models in those revealing pep rally outfits.

And to score points with the necrophiliacs out there, why not slap on some zombie make-up as well?

If you happen to be one of London based readers who find the ladies below quite appealing, they’ll be MCM Expo on Saturday. They’re not only some undead eye candy either, as they have a few authentic cheerleading tricks up their skirts, such as the The Bone Crushing Split Lift, The Ravenous Thigh Stand, The Zombie Apocalypse Kickline and The Brutal Infection Shoulder Stand.

So cheer ‘em on folks, and lets get some school spirit up in here already!

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Last Updated: May 24, 2012

Darryn Bonthuys

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