Today is national cleavage day, and here in Joburg it’s a cold, misty day. What better way to heat things up today than boobs, right?
A new Japanese 3DS game, Senran Kagura, features man’s favourite playthings – rather large onesâ€¦3D!
Predictably, it’s centred aroundÂ a team of anime-styled female ninja trainees whose job it is to defeat the evil assassins hired by giant corporationsâ€¦for some reason. I don;t think the story’s particularly important though, because the game’s billing itself – and I’m not making this up, as a “Flying Out Enormous Breast Drama Hyper Battle.” Its primary reason for existing, according to producer Kenichiro Takaki (calling himself “Planner and Enormous Breast Producer”), is because â€œpeople would want to see boobs in 3D.â€ He’s probably right, too – and at least he’s honest. And if this game doesn’t work out, there’s probably a job waiting for him at Team Ninja.
Unfortunately for you pervy types the game is Japan-only for now, and the 3DS has that whole region lock thing that makes importing a fruitless endeavour. Of course, you could import a Japanese 3DS along with itâ€¦
Read more over at Andriasang, where you can also find out each girl’s bust size. Classy!
Last Updated: April 15, 2011