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New Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 trailer focuses on…yes, boobs

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Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 has become one of those games that has skyrocketed in popularity since it became controversial. The whole thing almost seems manufactured, capitalising on the “us vs them” mentality that’s become a hallmark in the “battle” between those asking for better representation in games, and those who’re happy with the status quo.

The last game in the series was godawful (the first one was actually ok!), and I think without the controversy giving the game a signal boost of sorts, we’d be hearing very little of its sequel. Instead, there are those who’re calling it out as sexist swill, and those who’re champion for it to be released globally – not realising that sometimes, they’re the same people. And together, they’re giving the game a marketing push. God knows I’m guilty myself.

I’ve called the game out many times before, wondering how on earth it is that rubbish like this is being made in 2015. That doesn’t mean that don’t think that its creators have every right to make it and release it wherever they like – as those who criticise it have every right to call it out for being sexist.

What people do need to do though, is give up the pretence that they’re interested in Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 for the underlying game, and just admit that they’re keen on anime titties. There’s a brand new trailer showing just that and some new info on the game, the new Owner mode, and that amazing breast physics. This is what technology is all about.

Via Dualshockers:

Capture the flag will have two girls start laying on the sand, and players will have to make them run by pressing circle and X. On the other hand, rock climbing requires players to press buttons timely according to the symbols appearing on the screen. Courses for beginners and experts will be included in the game.

The Owner Mode allows you to play the owner of the island replacing the busy Zack, and to participate in activities like taking gravure shots of the heroines. The more their happiness meter raises, the more they will agree to wear daring bikinis, with a higher possibility of “malfunctions” that will show more skin.

The Soft Engine 2.0 will allow breasts to be deformed in real-time, reacting to contact with the ground, walls and tables. They will also react physically to the pole during pole-dancing scenes, and to gravity. Whether the heroine is prone or on her back, her breasts will be displayed realistically.

Because of those damned skeletons (or…y’know, sound business decisions) the game isn’t being released outside of Asia, so you’ll need to import if you want your cartoon video game breasts. Sorry about that.  

Last Updated: December 17, 2015

64 Comments

  1. Ottokie

    December 17, 2015 at 14:04

  2. HvR

    December 17, 2015 at 14:11

    No nipple twister game utilizing the analog sticks?

    So disappointing.

    Reply

  3. Hammersteyn

    December 17, 2015 at 14:13

    • Jonah Cash

      December 17, 2015 at 14:23

      Kan nie ophou kyk nie!!

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 17, 2015 at 14:25

        XD

        Reply

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 17, 2015 at 16:21

        Choices choices…the kid kinda has a Yoda vibe over him. “much physics! Jiggly perfect boobies she has!”

        Reply

    • oVg

      December 17, 2015 at 14:28

      with 2 sugars.

      Reply

    • hairyknees

      December 18, 2015 at 10:24

      This is still the bestest Gif EVER

      Reply

  4. Alien Emperor Trevor

    December 17, 2015 at 14:15

    This game makes me laugh. It really does.

    Reply

    • oVg

      December 17, 2015 at 14:40

      Good, that is its purpose. Its not afraid to be itself either. Kudos to Team Ninja.

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        December 17, 2015 at 14:46

        Except I’m laughing at it, not with it. 😉

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        • RinceThis

          December 17, 2015 at 14:47

          get in line

          Reply

        • oVg

          December 17, 2015 at 14:57

          OI, You leave my girls alone. Do you even know the rules to playing beach volleyball?

          RULE #1 Make it entertaining for the audience or say good buy to the Red Bull sponsor and ESPN.

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 17, 2015 at 15:10

            I don’t know the rules, but I’m pretty sure pole dancing doesn’t form part of it.

          • oVg

            December 17, 2015 at 15:14

            Mmmm, I bet pole dancing will be in the next Olympics… What is their number?

  5. Umar

    December 17, 2015 at 14:16

    • Geoffrey Tim

      December 17, 2015 at 14:16

      Ah,, Itagaki.

      Reply

      • Umar

        December 17, 2015 at 14:18

        Bless this perverted man and his indoor shades

        Reply

        • oVg

          December 17, 2015 at 14:30

          He did have some weird innocent daughter issues. His inspiration with Dead or Alive was sparked by the film Armageddon. The fater daughter thing with Bruce Willis hit him hard. He even used the same sound track from Armageddon for DOA4.

          Reply

          • Umar

            December 17, 2015 at 14:33

            I still think that’s a cool story, the whole thing where his daughter didn’t want him to watch the movie and he realizes he died as a developer. I still have respect for Itagaki, if for nothing else but his tenacity and willpower.

        • Hammersteyn

          December 17, 2015 at 14:34

          How’s Devil Third doing in sales O_o

          Reply

          • Umar

            December 17, 2015 at 14:35

            Let’s just say free games on PS+ sell more in one month than this game :O

          • oVg

            December 17, 2015 at 14:36

            No, DOA Last round just sold over 5million digital downloads. Not to mention the 800 $5 DLCs.

          • Umar

            December 17, 2015 at 14:37

            No idea about DOA, but Devil’s Third is doing so badly

          • oVg

            December 17, 2015 at 14:38

            Oh, never heard of it lol

          • Umar

            December 17, 2015 at 14:41

            EXACTLY 😀

      • oVg

        December 17, 2015 at 14:37

        Where is he now, same goes for the father of Final Fantasy.

        Reply

        • Geoffrey Tim

          December 17, 2015 at 15:28

          Well, Itagaki’s new game is a stinker, and he’s been sued for the name of his company. Sakaguchi’s last output was for an IOS/Android free-to-play game called Terra Battle.

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 17, 2015 at 15:41

            and Kojima made MGSV. *run*

    • oVg

      December 17, 2015 at 14:28

      Bwahahaha Its Geoffs brother.

      Reply

    • RinceThis

      December 17, 2015 at 14:30

      Yeah, he looks the part.

      Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 17, 2015 at 16:24

      man this guy still looks like he was hit with a pasta strainer in the face.

      Reply

  6. Captain JJ 4x

    December 17, 2015 at 14:24

    This fkn game

    Reply

  7. oVg

    December 17, 2015 at 14:27

    NO GOLDEN BIKINIS 🙁

    Reply

    • RinceThis

      December 17, 2015 at 14:29

      No, but with the $50 DLC you can get a golden shower tehehehe

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 17, 2015 at 14:30

        I heard you don’t like those because it stung your eyes once.

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        • oVg

          December 17, 2015 at 14:34

          eish

          Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        December 17, 2015 at 14:30

        In Thailand you wouldn’t even have to be online.

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        • RinceThis

          December 17, 2015 at 14:33

          Yeah, they do cross-platform very well…

          Reply

          • HvR

            December 17, 2015 at 14:34

            “I thought I was playing PS4, then I looked down and saw the One”

          • RinceThis

            December 17, 2015 at 14:35

            BWAHAHAHAH!

          • Umar

            December 17, 2015 at 14:36

            Xboner?

      • oVg

        December 17, 2015 at 14:34

        and Disney will sue even if they dont want it, just cause.

        Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 17, 2015 at 15:09

      This isn’t Star Trek, with Captain Reynolds. Damn it. Don’t you know ANY lore?

      Reply

  8. RinceThis

    December 17, 2015 at 14:29

    Stupid humans.

    Reply

  9. Jan Prins

    December 17, 2015 at 14:47

    Ahhh. Gamers and their “opinions” Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You lot make me laugh. It is a GAME! Can we not have a tongue in cheek game that is not as seriousgloomy as all the rest?

    And seriously, if you let a video game affect your opinion on women… Oh my but you have some growing up to do!

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    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 17, 2015 at 14:55

      I understand what you mean and it’s all well and good, but fcukit, I won’t waste my time or money on crap like this.

      Reply

      • Jan Prins

        December 17, 2015 at 14:59

        This I can get behind. But I see a lot of articles where the focus and scorn is more on the girls than the crap game play.

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        • oVg

          December 17, 2015 at 15:00

          Shit, I forgot about gameplay…

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 17, 2015 at 15:08

            That’s the point of the boobs. 😉

  10. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 17, 2015 at 14:48

    Babies have it good!

    They cry, they get boob.

    Men cry, and they are called soft

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    • Jan Prins

      December 17, 2015 at 14:50

      As a man, if I cry, the last thing I want is my mother’s naked boob in my face.
      Just saying.

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      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 17, 2015 at 15:00

        Strange, when I think boob, I think of my wife. Not my mother.

        You have issues man

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        • oVg

          December 17, 2015 at 15:01

          Bwahahaha

          Reply

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 17, 2015 at 15:08

          I’m sure your wife also thinks about your boobs 😉

          Reply

  11. Generic ZA

    December 17, 2015 at 14:49

    My mama & grams warned me about games like this …

    Reply

    • oVg

      December 17, 2015 at 15:02

      Is that why your avatar is wearing glasses? 😛

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 17, 2015 at 15:16

      Put them together and you get mammograms

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      • Generic ZA

        December 17, 2015 at 16:08

        Hehe, that was intentional 😀

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        • Hammersteyn

          December 17, 2015 at 16:10

          XD

          Reply

  12. Gavin Mannion

    December 17, 2015 at 16:29

    I’m not going to lie, I’m a boobs man… but that trailer made me feel a little odd… maybe because I don’t understand what they are saying?

    Reply

  13. HvR

    December 17, 2015 at 17:01

    Is the booty kick and unlockable/DLC special move?

    Reply

  14. LoveFanservice

    December 17, 2015 at 17:03

    A game about boobs for people who love boobs.. what more can we ask for.. THANK YOU |TEAM NINJA..

    Reply

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