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In Other News – 07 December 2015

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Guys, it was nice knowing you. I let slip my facade of a nice guy for one hate-filled post, and suddenly Castle D-Skull is under siege by an army of Final Fantasy fans. Bah! Of what consequence are they now? This franchise, these fans, they are nothing before the power of Final Fantasy 8! Final Fantasy 8 is power – pure, unstoppable power! And I am that force, I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! …Crap, forgot to recharge my staff of power last night…TOODLES!

In Other News: It’s the last round call on Xbox One, Dark Souls III gets a date, don’t trip your bits and Holy Team Fortress Batman!

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy setting up our Final Fantasy heavy metal tribute band, System of a Phoenix Down.

News

Free Dead or Alive 5 Last Round: Core Fighters now available on Xbox One
Dark Souls III western release set for April
Bit.Trip developer launches PS4 and Vita collection, announces two new games
Steam adds option to permanently remove games
Team Fortress 2 is getting a bunch of Batman-inspired items
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII graphics options revealed
Ubisoft’s Eagle Flight is coming to PlayStation VR, Oculus Rift, and HTC Vive

Stuff

Did you know? You can put two Legendary effects on some Fallout 4 weapons
What it’s like to play Rez in a full-body VR suit
The Sims’ social simulation is even more affecting now than it was 15 years ago
From lady to GTA V’s Trevor in less than three minutes

Videos

Yakuza 0 – PSX 2015 Announce trailer
Golem – PlayStation VR trailer
Adult Swim Games – PSX Montage trailer

What’s on at The Movies

We’re uh, we’re working on it

Last Updated: December 7, 2015

90 Comments

  1. In other news, Pretoria melted, I need a new home

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    • Hammersteyn

      December 7, 2015 at 16:05

      It’s all the PCs running AMDs fault

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      • Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!

        December 7, 2015 at 16:10

        You should see mine! Faint red glow

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          December 7, 2015 at 16:16

          That just means it’s working. Unlike an Xbox.

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        • VampyreSquirrel

          December 7, 2015 at 16:28

          Faint red glow? Sounds like it’s got some decent cooling on it.

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      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 8, 2015 at 07:09

        That’s how we deal with the cold in winter.

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    • VampyreSquirrel

      December 7, 2015 at 16:07

      Johannesburg is gone too… look somewhere else.

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      • Jan Prins

        December 7, 2015 at 16:15

        Vereeniging. At least there’s Three Rivers…

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        • VampyreSquirrel

          December 7, 2015 at 16:27

          Maybe there’s Three Rivers…

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    • oVg

      December 7, 2015 at 16:12

      and water, electricity, food, job, ALL FOR FREEEEEEE

      Reply

    • HairyEwok

      December 7, 2015 at 16:39

      My other news…. Evetech gave the wrong address to a courier and they sent me some persons PC worth R28K

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      • Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!

        December 8, 2015 at 06:56

        You are shitting me

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        • HairyEwok

          December 8, 2015 at 09:32

          No jokes…. FUlly built up PC. Had the works.
          24 Inch LG IPS LED Screen
          GTX 980
          Intel i5-4590
          Z97 Mobo
          16gig DDR3 1866
          512gig SSD
          2TB HDD

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          • Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!

            December 8, 2015 at 09:55

            SOOOO??? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT????

          • HairyEwok

            December 8, 2015 at 10:43

            I called Evetech, told them hey this isn’t mine and they sent a courier Monday to pick it up.

          • Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!

            December 8, 2015 at 10:56

            Y U DO DIS?

            Oh well, it is the right thing after all

          • HairyEwok

            December 8, 2015 at 11:29

            I wanted to ask them for something in return for picking up their fault. Maybe a free game since they have codes for Assassins Creed Syndicate and Rainbow 6: Siege. Hell even a free mousepad would have been nice.

          • Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!

            December 8, 2015 at 10:56

            Ask them if you can make use of it over the weekend…

          • Ottokie

            December 8, 2015 at 09:57

            Time to move addresses and change your name to Jaioa xD

  2. Ryanza

    December 7, 2015 at 16:05

    Ahem… Witcher 3 Game of the Year – No DRM – Selling over 6 million copies in 6 weeks.

    https://pp.vk.me/c622317/v622317118/36e77/gnBYctYbixc.jpg

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    • Ryanza

      December 7, 2015 at 16:06

      Fallout 4 never stood a chance. Witcher 3 Best RPG.

      http://i.imgur.com/7WOkeXv.jpg

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      • Ryanza

        December 7, 2015 at 16:09

        • Hammersteyn

          December 7, 2015 at 16:09

          No MGS took that honour

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          • oVg

            December 7, 2015 at 16:15

            tehehehe

            MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD FTW

          • Hammersteyn

            December 7, 2015 at 16:15

            YES

          • oVg

            December 7, 2015 at 16:16

            Dont forget Quiets theme tune sung by the mo cap actress herself. Dont see that often.

          • Ryanza

            December 7, 2015 at 16:17

          • oVg

            December 7, 2015 at 16:18

            derp, poor Jade Raymond. It was not her fault. She was giving the wrong card to read out lol

          • Ryanza

            December 7, 2015 at 16:20

          • oVg

            December 7, 2015 at 16:21

            This darn Her Story stole so many awards. Never heard of it,.

        • oVg

          December 7, 2015 at 16:18

          To be fair they had to nominate MGS for something as Hideo was to attend. But I do think Witcher should have won best sound track. Just the bard song was class. Never mind the haunting music of Skilege.

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        December 7, 2015 at 16:15

        *gives 5% resistance bonus to radiation

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    • Hammersteyn

      December 7, 2015 at 16:06

      Oh look, it came back

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      • oVg

        December 7, 2015 at 16:10

        Well he did bet all of his gwent cards on who will win the GOTY 2015 back in January. A true game connoisseur, I think he deserves respect 🙂

        https://media.giphy.com/media/MUeQeEQaDCjE4/giphy.gif

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        • Hammersteyn

          December 7, 2015 at 16:15

          Yeah, but after that things got nasty

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          • oVg

            December 7, 2015 at 16:19

            The pressure was on.

          • Ryanza

            December 7, 2015 at 16:28

            Let’s not forget that, I, started nothing, with nobody.

            The Lazygamer “click” wanted me gone and they started their mission. You calling me a IT, just goes to show.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 7, 2015 at 16:29

            It’s a phrase from a Southpark episode. No one wanted you gone, but welcome back.

          • Ryanza

            December 7, 2015 at 16:32

          • miaau

            December 7, 2015 at 17:14

            Yeah, even I, a genuine South Park hater, got that. Somehow.

            Welcome back. Also, there is no real LazyGamer Clique, each time they try form one, someone cokes it up and it gets disbanded. And disconfubalated.

          • Ryanza

            December 7, 2015 at 17:24

            One “click” to rule them all. lol.

          • Ryanza

            December 7, 2015 at 17:25

            Oh yes. I can’t keep up with the South Park generation.

            http://www.geekbinge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Gluten-Free-Ebola-Dick-Fly-Off.png

      • Ryanza

        December 7, 2015 at 16:11

  3. RinceThis

    December 7, 2015 at 16:05

    Haha! D, that was the best damn read of the day. Congratulations sir.

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    • Hammersteyn

      December 7, 2015 at 16:07

      The world’s burning. I would’ve gladly handed him a lighter

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  4. oVg

    December 7, 2015 at 16:07

    If Darynns FF article does not break the record for most comments then I will Pre-Order the stupid game.

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  5. Alien Emperor Trevor

    December 7, 2015 at 16:08

    What are they going to do, D? Sigh you to death?

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    • Hammersteyn

      December 7, 2015 at 16:09

      LOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      December 7, 2015 at 16:09

      Oh no wait, they’re so emo they’ll probably all get together, cut themselves & drown you in a river of blood.

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    • RinceThis

      December 7, 2015 at 16:10

      Sigh…

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        December 7, 2015 at 16:11

        You keep sighing. No, don’t stop. Don’t breath in.

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        • RinceThis

          December 7, 2015 at 16:11

          What are you trying to say!?

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 7, 2015 at 16:13

            I don’t know what you mean. :/

          • Jan Prins

            December 7, 2015 at 16:15

            You sound like Bones…

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 7, 2015 at 16:16

            Isn’t that your go to phrase?!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 7, 2015 at 16:17

            What are you trying to say?

    • HvR

      December 7, 2015 at 16:18

      Well it is an army consisting of Rince and OVG….

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  6. Original Heretic

    December 7, 2015 at 16:14

    Ah ha! DSIII for my birthday next year!
    So at least now my wife doesn’t need to think about what to buy me!

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  7. Jan Prins

    December 7, 2015 at 16:24

    Boys and girls, it’s been fun.
    Now I need a bath to get rid of all the grime from hanging with you bunch. My hygiene level’s are low. My moodlet is approaching red…

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  8. CypherGate

    December 7, 2015 at 16:28

    am I the only one who cant click on any videos or links on Lazygamer?

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    • VampyreSquirrel

      December 7, 2015 at 16:30

      Nope, Darryn must have broked it.

      Edit: That being said… it’s actually the coding on the page.

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      • CypherGate

        December 7, 2015 at 16:40

        Ahhhh i see.

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    • Hammersteyn

      December 7, 2015 at 16:31

      Nope

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    • oVg

      December 7, 2015 at 16:34

      America are waking up. The Final Fantasy article is slowly gaining traction. LG will crash in 3 hours.

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    • VampyreSquirrel

      December 7, 2015 at 16:37

      Right click, view source, search for a keyword, click on link before keyword… PROFIT!

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  9. Ryanza

    December 7, 2015 at 16:39

    Is it too early to call, Cyberpunk 2077 – Game of the Year 2018. Ah, fuck it. Cyberpunk 2077 – Game Of the Year 2018. Don’t Support DRM.

    Oh it was delayed, again. Cyberpunk 2077 – Game of The Year 2019!!!

    Don’t Support DRM. Mike Pondsmith is coming.

    http://www.gamestm.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Mike-Pondsmith_23.jpg

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    • miaau

      December 7, 2015 at 17:11

      why not just make a new prize, game of the decade, call it now and be done with it?

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      • Ryanza

        December 7, 2015 at 17:22

        If Witcher 3 was a proper PC game, blowing our socks off with textures and graphics, it would have been hands-down Game of the Decade. But Witcher 3 favouring consoles, so it’s just a fucking good game. They missed out on fucking greatness.

        Fingers crossed that Cyberpunk 2077 will be greatness.

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        • miaau

          December 8, 2015 at 10:06

          I meant Cyberpunk 2077

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  10. Captain JJ 4x

    December 8, 2015 at 07:08

    I approve of this Monday.

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    • Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!

      December 8, 2015 at 07:17

      Good

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