Guys, it was nice knowing you. I let slip my facade of a nice guy for one hate-filled post, and suddenly Castle D-Skull is under siege by an army of Final Fantasy fans. Bah! Of what consequence are they now? This franchise, these fans, they are nothing before the power of Final Fantasy 8! Final Fantasy 8 is power – pure, unstoppable power! And I am that force, I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! …Crap, forgot to recharge my staff of power last night…TOODLES!
In Other News: It’s the last round call on Xbox One, Dark Souls III gets a date, don’t trip your bits and Holy Team Fortress Batman!
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy setting up our Final Fantasy heavy metal tribute band, System of a Phoenix Down.
News
Free Dead or Alive 5 Last Round: Core Fighters now available on Xbox One
Dark Souls III western release set for April
Bit.Trip developer launches PS4 and Vita collection, announces two new games
Steam adds option to permanently remove games
Team Fortress 2 is getting a bunch of Batman-inspired items
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII graphics options revealed
Ubisoft’s Eagle Flight is coming to PlayStation VR, Oculus Rift, and HTC Vive
Stuff
Did you know? You can put two Legendary effects on some Fallout 4 weapons
What it’s like to play Rez in a full-body VR suit
The Sims’ social simulation is even more affecting now than it was 15 years ago
From lady to GTA V’s Trevor in less than three minutes
Videos
Yakuza 0 – PSX 2015 Announce trailer
Golem – PlayStation VR trailer
Adult Swim Games – PSX Montage trailer
What’s on at The Movies
We’re uh, we’re working on it
Last Updated: December 7, 2015
Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!
December 7, 2015 at 16:02
In other news, Pretoria melted, I need a new home
Hammersteyn
December 7, 2015 at 16:05
It’s all the PCs running AMDs fault
Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!
December 7, 2015 at 16:10
You should see mine! Faint red glow
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 7, 2015 at 16:16
That just means it’s working. Unlike an Xbox.
VampyreSquirrel
December 7, 2015 at 16:28
Faint red glow? Sounds like it’s got some decent cooling on it.
Captain JJ 4x
December 8, 2015 at 07:09
That’s how we deal with the cold in winter.
VampyreSquirrel
December 7, 2015 at 16:07
Johannesburg is gone too… look somewhere else.
Jan Prins
December 7, 2015 at 16:15
Vereeniging. At least there’s Three Rivers…
VampyreSquirrel
December 7, 2015 at 16:27
Maybe there’s Three Rivers…
oVg
December 7, 2015 at 16:12
and water, electricity, food, job, ALL FOR FREEEEEEE
HairyEwok
December 7, 2015 at 16:39
My other news…. Evetech gave the wrong address to a courier and they sent me some persons PC worth R28K
Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!
December 8, 2015 at 06:56
You are shitting me
HairyEwok
December 8, 2015 at 09:32
No jokes…. FUlly built up PC. Had the works.
24 Inch LG IPS LED Screen
GTX 980
Intel i5-4590
Z97 Mobo
16gig DDR3 1866
512gig SSD
2TB HDD
Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!
December 8, 2015 at 09:55
SOOOO??? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT????
HairyEwok
December 8, 2015 at 10:43
I called Evetech, told them hey this isn’t mine and they sent a courier Monday to pick it up.
Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!
December 8, 2015 at 10:56
Y U DO DIS?
Oh well, it is the right thing after all
HairyEwok
December 8, 2015 at 11:29
I wanted to ask them for something in return for picking up their fault. Maybe a free game since they have codes for Assassins Creed Syndicate and Rainbow 6: Siege. Hell even a free mousepad would have been nice.
Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!
December 8, 2015 at 10:56
Ask them if you can make use of it over the weekend…
Ottokie
December 8, 2015 at 09:57
Time to move addresses and change your name to Jaioa xD
Ryanza
December 7, 2015 at 16:05
Ahem… Witcher 3 Game of the Year – No DRM – Selling over 6 million copies in 6 weeks.
https://pp.vk.me/c622317/v622317118/36e77/gnBYctYbixc.jpg
Ryanza
December 7, 2015 at 16:06
Fallout 4 never stood a chance. Witcher 3 Best RPG.
http://i.imgur.com/7WOkeXv.jpg
Ryanza
December 7, 2015 at 16:09
Witcher 3 Best Soundtrack…. What, No???
http://cloud-3.steamusercontent.com/ugc/387670748340406906/2EACC6334A40F0ED4B69406EA27DC966D9972552/
Hammersteyn
December 7, 2015 at 16:09
No MGS took that honour
oVg
December 7, 2015 at 16:15
tehehehe
MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD FTW
Hammersteyn
December 7, 2015 at 16:15
YES
oVg
December 7, 2015 at 16:16
Dont forget Quiets theme tune sung by the mo cap actress herself. Dont see that often.
Ryanza
December 7, 2015 at 16:17
http://i.imgur.com/jR7CIMs.gif
oVg
December 7, 2015 at 16:18
derp, poor Jade Raymond. It was not her fault. She was giving the wrong card to read out lol
Ryanza
December 7, 2015 at 16:20
http://i.imgur.com/tMleEKp.gif
oVg
December 7, 2015 at 16:21
This darn Her Story stole so many awards. Never heard of it,.
oVg
December 7, 2015 at 16:18
To be fair they had to nominate MGS for something as Hideo was to attend. But I do think Witcher should have won best sound track. Just the bard song was class. Never mind the haunting music of Skilege.
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 7, 2015 at 16:15
*gives 5% resistance bonus to radiation
Hammersteyn
December 7, 2015 at 16:15
XD
oVg
December 7, 2015 at 16:30
http://i.imgur.com/O2zvmRS.gifv
Hammersteyn
December 7, 2015 at 16:06
Oh look, it came back
oVg
December 7, 2015 at 16:10
Well he did bet all of his gwent cards on who will win the GOTY 2015 back in January. A true game connoisseur, I think he deserves respect 🙂
https://media.giphy.com/media/MUeQeEQaDCjE4/giphy.gif
Hammersteyn
December 7, 2015 at 16:15
Yeah, but after that things got nasty
oVg
December 7, 2015 at 16:19
The pressure was on.
Ryanza
December 7, 2015 at 16:28
Let’s not forget that, I, started nothing, with nobody.
The Lazygamer “click” wanted me gone and they started their mission. You calling me a IT, just goes to show.
Hammersteyn
December 7, 2015 at 16:29
It’s a phrase from a Southpark episode. No one wanted you gone, but welcome back.
Ryanza
December 7, 2015 at 16:32
miaau
December 7, 2015 at 17:14
Yeah, even I, a genuine South Park hater, got that. Somehow.
Welcome back. Also, there is no real LazyGamer Clique, each time they try form one, someone cokes it up and it gets disbanded. And disconfubalated.
Ryanza
December 7, 2015 at 17:24
One “click” to rule them all. lol.
Ryanza
December 7, 2015 at 17:25
Oh yes. I can’t keep up with the South Park generation.
http://www.geekbinge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Gluten-Free-Ebola-Dick-Fly-Off.png
Ryanza
December 7, 2015 at 16:11
http://www.wallpaperup.com/uploads/wallpapers/2014/07/06/389917/61433c2802b19a9bc7f2bc11a40b3307.jpg
RinceThis
December 7, 2015 at 16:05
Haha! D, that was the best damn read of the day. Congratulations sir.
Hammersteyn
December 7, 2015 at 16:07
The world’s burning. I would’ve gladly handed him a lighter
oVg
December 7, 2015 at 16:07
If Darynns FF article does not break the record for most comments then I will Pre-Order the stupid game.
RinceThis
December 7, 2015 at 16:08
Ohhhh https://i.imgur.com/aMgG2jhh.jpg
Hammersteyn
December 7, 2015 at 16:08
Get @Admiral_Chief:disqus in here, we need a witness
Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!
December 7, 2015 at 16:09
Noted
oVg
December 7, 2015 at 16:11
bwahahaha
Hammersteyn
December 7, 2015 at 16:08
*BOOKMARKS
RinceThis
December 7, 2015 at 16:08
Screen grab
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 7, 2015 at 16:10
Really think that’ll help? You’re still waiting for his PS4 aren’t you?
RinceThis
December 7, 2015 at 16:11
lol
oVg
December 7, 2015 at 16:11
I nearly said Ill eat my hat…
Hammersteyn
December 7, 2015 at 16:14
Maybe you should have 😛
http://annwood.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/tophatthumb.jpg
Ottokie
December 7, 2015 at 16:11
http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/filingnailscat.gif
RinceThis
December 7, 2015 at 16:12
There is something… Not quite right here…
oVg
December 7, 2015 at 16:14
I think its playing a fiddle.
VampyreSquirrel
December 7, 2015 at 16:22
He’s just filing the back of his paw…
Ottokie
December 7, 2015 at 16:23
There is a bit of nail sticking out at the very start 😛
VampyreSquirrel
December 7, 2015 at 16:14
Salem, that you!?
Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!
December 8, 2015 at 06:54
Challenge accepted
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 7, 2015 at 16:08
What are they going to do, D? Sigh you to death?
Hammersteyn
December 7, 2015 at 16:09
LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 7, 2015 at 16:09
Oh no wait, they’re so emo they’ll probably all get together, cut themselves & drown you in a river of blood.
RinceThis
December 7, 2015 at 16:10
Sigh…
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 7, 2015 at 16:11
You keep sighing. No, don’t stop. Don’t breath in.
RinceThis
December 7, 2015 at 16:11
What are you trying to say!?
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 7, 2015 at 16:13
I don’t know what you mean. :/
Jan Prins
December 7, 2015 at 16:15
You sound like Bones…
DragonSpirit009
December 7, 2015 at 16:16
Isn’t that your go to phrase?!
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 7, 2015 at 16:17
What are you trying to say?
HvR
December 7, 2015 at 16:18
Well it is an army consisting of Rince and OVG….
Original Heretic
December 7, 2015 at 16:14
Ah ha! DSIII for my birthday next year!
So at least now my wife doesn’t need to think about what to buy me!
Jan Prins
December 7, 2015 at 16:24
Boys and girls, it’s been fun.
Now I need a bath to get rid of all the grime from hanging with you bunch. My hygiene level’s are low. My moodlet is approaching red…
CypherGate
December 7, 2015 at 16:28
am I the only one who cant click on any videos or links on Lazygamer?
VampyreSquirrel
December 7, 2015 at 16:30
Nope, Darryn must have broked it.
Edit: That being said… it’s actually the coding on the page.
CypherGate
December 7, 2015 at 16:40
Ahhhh i see.
Hammersteyn
December 7, 2015 at 16:31
Nope
oVg
December 7, 2015 at 16:34
America are waking up. The Final Fantasy article is slowly gaining traction. LG will crash in 3 hours.
VampyreSquirrel
December 7, 2015 at 16:37
Right click, view source, search for a keyword, click on link before keyword… PROFIT!
Ryanza
December 7, 2015 at 16:39
Is it too early to call, Cyberpunk 2077 – Game of the Year 2018. Ah, fuck it. Cyberpunk 2077 – Game Of the Year 2018. Don’t Support DRM.
Oh it was delayed, again. Cyberpunk 2077 – Game of The Year 2019!!!
Don’t Support DRM. Mike Pondsmith is coming.
http://www.gamestm.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Mike-Pondsmith_23.jpg
miaau
December 7, 2015 at 17:11
why not just make a new prize, game of the decade, call it now and be done with it?
Ryanza
December 7, 2015 at 17:22
If Witcher 3 was a proper PC game, blowing our socks off with textures and graphics, it would have been hands-down Game of the Decade. But Witcher 3 favouring consoles, so it’s just a fucking good game. They missed out on fucking greatness.
Fingers crossed that Cyberpunk 2077 will be greatness.
miaau
December 8, 2015 at 10:06
I meant Cyberpunk 2077
Captain JJ 4x
December 8, 2015 at 07:08
I approve of this Monday.
Admiral Chief - CHAAARGE!
December 8, 2015 at 07:17
Good