I may not be much use in a kitchen, but if there’s one thing that I can make, it’s Mexican wraps with flavour so fierce that it’ll tear a hole in the time-space continuum with an errant fart. I use only the finest ingredients, and when I look at the bill for them, less than desired parts of the recipe. But hear me out! My wraps are so potent, that they’ve already been bought by the US military, and have nothing to do with their recent Operation: HellFire Piss that is currently tearing Al Qaeda a new one. I feel so proud!
In Other News: Vivendi sells big, Lemmy lives on in GTA, Dota heads to Manila and upgrading a TIE fighter.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was at a funeral and needed to let R.I.P a massive fart.
News
Big Driveclub update teased for February
Space Barnacles discovered in Elite: Dangerous
Vivendi sells remaining shares in Activision Blizzard for $1.1B
Modders enshrine Motörhead’s Lemmy in GTA 5
Four retro class specializations come back to D&D in this month’s Unearthed Arcana
Rise of the Tomb Raider director joins Infinity Ward
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc coming to PC in February
Final Dota 2 Major to be held in Manila
Stuff
I was patched out of Eve Online
How a League of Legends trophy is made
Remembering David Bowie’s Nomad Soul
Giving a TIE Fighter a firmware update
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
DIE HARD YEAR ONE to feature Bruce Willis in more than just a cameo role
Meet Gus and Mickey in these trailers for Judd Atapow’s new Netflix comedy series LOVE
Christian Bale exits Enzo Ferrari biopic over weight gain worries
24: LEGACY reboot officially going ahead without Jack Bauer, introducing brand new cast
Chris Pine talks WONDER WOMAN and his take on the period and character Steve Trevor
There just may be a DEADWOOD film, but will we get what we want?
Last Updated: January 18, 2016
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
January 18, 2016 at 16:02
In related news…..THIS DAY WAS TOO LONG!
Carry on
miaau
January 18, 2016 at 16:03
Is this your first day back at work, then?
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
January 19, 2016 at 06:53
It was, yes. Loooooooooooooooooooong day
VampyreSquirrel
January 18, 2016 at 16:05
Happens when you go back to work after playing hours upon hours of Warframe while on leave.
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
January 19, 2016 at 06:53
True dat man, true dat.
Hammersteyn
January 18, 2016 at 16:06
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aA1dxD2_460sa.gif
miaau
January 18, 2016 at 16:03
Lemmy, RIP. Mamma wanted you to come home.
also, is it just me, or is today a far more hectic day than other Mondays this year? Is it like the year just truly got started today?
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 18, 2016 at 16:11
Everyone is finally back at work.
miaau
January 18, 2016 at 16:12
yeah, but my office has been back for a week already. I think holiday fatigue is wearing off.
Pariah
January 18, 2016 at 16:05
Can’t click on any of the links. Tried refreshing but they don’t work. 🙁
Hammersteyn
January 18, 2016 at 16:06
#GeofMustFall
Jan Prins
January 18, 2016 at 16:08
Oy! Back off Hammerpants…
Hammersteyn
January 18, 2016 at 16:12
XD
Generic ZA
January 18, 2016 at 19:27
Only one post from #PantsMustFall O_o
Geoffrey Tim
January 18, 2016 at 16:07
it’s an issue with the theme – we’re working on it. Apologies.
VampyreSquirrel
January 18, 2016 at 16:10
View the source and take the links from there
Pariah
January 18, 2016 at 16:12
Its so simple yet so genius…
Jan Prins
January 18, 2016 at 16:17
You’re just a simple genius! ANd I love you like a brother I never met!
Geoffrey Tim
January 18, 2016 at 16:21
Hard refresh, and links should be working. 🙂
Pariah
January 18, 2016 at 16:42
They most certainly are. <3 Thanks Geoff
Original Heretic
January 18, 2016 at 16:14
LEMMY!!
Ottokie
January 18, 2016 at 16:19
http://38.media.tumblr.com/7fb446c93eb4d0302c553fd6d16b545f/tumblr_inline_ntb1l5jYUA1t09k6m_500.gif
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
January 19, 2016 at 06:52
Puh-lease, your silly 30C, bah, I scoff at it!
I put a jersey on for 30C!
Ottokie
January 19, 2016 at 08:11
Pfff 11 pm it was still 32C and even more in my house because of no wind
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
January 19, 2016 at 08:21
I know that feeling dude, not cool (haha geddit?)
But yeah, I hope it cools down soon for you guys (and that it does NOT come our side)
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
January 18, 2016 at 16:22
The irony in using that header is that he passed away playing a video game, what a way to go…
Ottokie
January 18, 2016 at 16:31
https://media.giphy.com/media/b9VZeUmBw1Xy0/giphy.gif
Hammersteyn
January 18, 2016 at 16:33
hehe
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
January 18, 2016 at 17:57
I am staring into something similar, we have a few foster kittens that are cheesing off our big cat… The only difference is that he sits on them when he finally loses his temper…
Hammersteyn
January 18, 2016 at 16:36